A bit late for a Valentine's fic but, hell, since it's around the same time I guess this is what it is.

And, to answer your question, when you're writting something like this, you have to be just a tad bit turned on. Not enough to want to do something about it but enough so that you can be excited as you work. You also have to be just a tad bit perverted about it but remember not to be repetative because someone is going to, hopefully, read this. It's a weird mix of excitement and work-oriented. If I'm not in just the right mood I can't right lemons no matter how hard I try.

Lessons In Love: For Women

"Where are the girls?" Miroku asked Inuyasha as the monk walked into od Keade's hut. The elder woman was assisting with a childbirth at the moment and Shippo, from all his time in the village now, was great friends with the village children and was playing with them as Kirara monitered them.

"Kagome had to go back to her time for a moment." Inuyasha said, his eyes closed not looking at the monk. "But she's already back, I can smell her at the well with Sango."

"And you're not there?" Miroku asked in a surprise.

"Haha." Inuyasha said dryly. "I can give the woman her peace from time to time."

"Meaning she threatened to sit you within an inch of your life, right?" Miroku asked, laughing.

"No." Inuyasha said, smirking big. "I can watch if I want to, I just don't want to."

"Uh-huh." Miroku said, obviously not believing him.

"Trust me, monk." Inuyasha finaly opened his eyes and looked at him. "For what she's telling Sango, I don't want to know."

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"Are you sure?" Sango asked,nervously.

"Stop freaking out." Kagome laughed, patting her friend's shoulder in comfort. "Remember, being relaxed is key."

Sango nodded and reached out to take the dark green cucumber from her. "I can do this, I can do this." she repeated to herself.

Why was the vegetable to big!

"Okay." Kagome took her own cucumber out as she sat beside Sango on the lip of the well, a plastic bag at their feet. "Now, what's the first rule?"

"Lubrication." Sango said, testing the weight of the cucumber.

"Wrong." Kagome said. "That's the second rule. The first rule is to enjoy it. You're acting like I'm about to give you a root canal."

"A what?" Sango asked and Kagome explained the words. "Wait, what purpose could that possibly serve, besides maybe torture."

"Not the point, stop stalling." Kagome admonished her friend. "Have you been practicing?"

Sango nodded thinking back to how, a few days ago, Kagome had handed her one of those brushes for the teeth. She had told her to use it to brush the back of her tongue, holding off on gagging for as long as she could, a few times a day. Sango had actually gotten pretty good at it as they returned to the village.

But the brush for teeth had been small and narrow and this cucumber was...well...not.

"Don't be scared of it." Kagome said. "You have to learn to do this. Miroku's paid his due, he's gotten better hasn't he?"

"Oh, yes." Sango nodded, smiling. "He's incredible. He's so much more attentive now and is always careful to be sure he isn't hurting me anymore."

Kagome nodded. "That's why we're doing this, to fulfill our end of the agreement. He learned new tricks, and now it's only fair that you do too."

"But..." Sango looked back at the enormouse cucumber. "Is it even possible."

"Look, I understand." Kagome put her arms around her shoulder. "When I started learning it took me a while to get it and Inuyasha was very patient. I'm sure Miroku will be to. Honestly, he's going to be so happy you're down there that he wont care if you never do it."

"Will he really like it?" Sango asked, blushing a bit and looking uncertain. "What if, well, what if I do it wrong?"

Kagome giggled. "Trust me, the chance that you'll do it wrong is almost impossible."

"You sure?" Sango asked, concerned that Miroku wouldn't be pleased.

"As long as you keep your teeth away?" Kagome said. "Oh, yeah, he'll love it."

Kagome turned back to her vegetable. "Now, I got the smallest cucumbers I could-"

"What!" Sango looked at her's pretty sure her Hiraikotsu was smaller.

"Stop being intimidated by the vegetable." Kagome said. "I got some banana's too but I thought they curved a bit too much and you need to work on keeping your throat straight for the real thing anyway."

Sango nodded and licked her lips, remembering rule number two.

"You want me to put something on it?" Kagome asked. "I have honey, chocolate syrup, whip cream."

"Are we making a dessert?" Sango asked.

"Yeah." Kagome smiled. "Those are more for us then them, keeping up with lubrication and, honestly, their dicks are not that tasty. Don't get me wrong, I love watching Inuyasha's face as I blow him and I love doing it for him. But I still am not a big fan of the taste. Also, their sperm isn't going to taste so good either. I gave him a bunch of fruit yesterday and that will sweeten it up but I don't know how fast that will work."

"And I swollow, right?" Sango asked.

Kagome nodded. "It would be better. They really like that though I cannot for the life of me understand why. Now, honey?"

Sango bit her lip. "I guess a drop of that syrupy chocolate wouldn't be too bad."

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"You're far too nosy." Inuyasha said, a few steps behind Miroku as the monk navagated through the forest. "Trust me, monk, you don't want to know."

"Shut up and tell me where they are." he said.

Inuyasha sighed. "They moved to the sacred tree but-"

Miroku ignored him and changed direction slightly.

"Why are you so interested?" the half-demon tried again.

"How are you not?" Miroku asked. "Do you not recall the last time the girl's went off talking without us around?"

"Yeah, Sango suddenly started brushing her teeth a lot more." Inuyasha said. "Why?"

"Didn't you wonder 'why'?" the monk asked. "She wouldn't tell me! And how about the time before that?"

Inuyasha smirked at the memory of that night. Sure it had ended with he and Miroku jacking off, as Kagome called it, but the next day Kagome, and he was sure Sango, had proved just how grateful they had been.

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"How are you feeling?" Kagome asked, as they sat among the roots of the sacred tree.

Sango hadn't managed to get the cucumber down but had much more success with the banana.

"This 'deep throating' is hard." Sango said, messaging the outside of her neck. She had seen Kagome tilt her head back and just take the cucmber with only a small hesitation. She had watched her friend's neck buldge and saw the girl's eyes unfocus and wondered at her ability.

But Kagome assured her she had much more practice and experience and shouldn't worry if she couldn't do it the first time.

"Miroku will appreciate the gesture and, I know, he'll help you through it." Kagome smiled.

"Help her through what?"

They looked up as the boys entered the clearing.

"Hey, guys." Kagome waved as they walked towards them. "What's up?"

Inuyasha remembered the first time she had said that he had actually looked up, wondering what was with the sudden question. She had had to explain to him that it was a greeting. Which led to a small argument of it couldn't possibly be a greeting VS oh yes it can be.

"Miroku was getting nosy and wanted to come see why you two have been so secretive lately." he said. "I told him you would tell us when you were ready but he's being an idiot about it. Can you tell him to be patient, he wont listen to me."

"Well, actually..." Kagome trailed off and looked at Sango who nodded slightly.

There was only so much practice could teach the fuedal girl, and nothing taught quite like hands on experience.

"What?" Miroku asked.

"I guess now's a good time." Kagome said to Sango.

Sango nodded, "We'll have to sooner or later and we've already warmed up."

"Warmed up for what?" Miroku asked making the girls giggle excitedly.

"Come here." Kagome motioned them over.

Inuyasha jumped over there immediately and sat behind Kagome, her seated between his legs as he wrapped his arms around her and whispered in her ear, "You little minx, what has you so excited?"

"Inuyasha, how many points do you have right now?'" she asked, tracing formless shapes on his leg as Miroku walked over to them.

"I think with the two I got yesterday, I'm up to 12 and a half." he said, thinking back a bit.

"A half?" Kagome blinked in confusion. "When did I only say your name halfway through?"

"That time when your voice broke right after Inu-." he laughed, licking the curve of her neck affectionately. "Remember when we were in that river, against the rock?"

"Oh." Kagome smiled at the memory. "Well, how would you like to cash in your points early?"

"Alright." Miroku said, having gotten to the base of the tree. "What is it a good time for?"

"Sango? Shall we?" Kagome turned to her friend.

"Yes. Yes, I think we shall." Sango nodded, more willing for their continuation of the game than she had been at the start.

They stood up and adjusted the boys to their liking.

They put them side by side on one of the many uprooted roots of the sacred tree before nodding their approval.

"What's with this?" Miroku asked as Inuyasha spotted one of the plastic bags from Kagome's time.

"Miroku." Sango said, blushing a bit. "I want to tell you that, over the past few days, you're skills in bed have become...amazing."

Miroku smirked a bit. "Well, yeah. I agree."

"Thank you for that, Inuyasha." the slayer continued and Inuyasha crossed his arms, looking haughty and proud.

"Well." Kagome picked up from there. "I did promise you Miroku that if you improved in your love making, I would teach Sango some new tricks."

"Is that what you've been up to?" Miroku asked. "It's taken you all this time to master what I got just from watching Inuyasha? And you said I was bad."

"Hey!" Sango put her hands on her hips angrily. "I'll have you know it was a lot of hard work."

"Right." Kagome nodded looking a bit put out as well. "You guys have it easy, a tongue, a finger or two, and we're happy. Men just have to be complicated. We have to train out tongue, our lips, our mouths, our teeth, our throat, and our hands! So you be quite and be grateful!"

"Seriously, shut up." Inuyasha told him. "I'm not missing this because you were a dumb ass."

"Sango?" Kagome turned to her. "Remember what we planned?"

Sango blushed, furiously, and looked away. "Are you sure? I mean, that seems kind of...of..."

"Exciting?" Kagome laughed, biting her lip. "Don't worry, like I told you, remember? Men are very visual creatures."

"Should we be getting undressed?" Miroku asked, inturrupting their conversation.

"No, we'll do that." Kagome said. "You just relax and let us take care of you."

They were innocent enough words, but the tone of her voice as she said them sent blood rushing to his loins.

The girls, making certain to put a bit more sway in their hips, approached them and began disrobing them, one artical at a time.

Kagome kissed Inuyasha, just a quick peck, before untieing his fire rat robe and folding it. She placed it at his feet then repeated the actions with his kosode.

Cushions, for her knees.

Then she had him stand just long enough to pull off his hakama leaving him only in his fundoshi.

Beside her, Sango had removed the lighter colored piece of Miroku's robes and followed Kagome's action, remembering her telling her that her knees would want some comfort for this. Then she removed the darker half and repeated the action.

The monk, unlike Inuyasha, had on his leggings and Kagome waited while Sango removed those leaving both men in only their fundoshi.

"Ready, Sango?" Kagome asked as they backed up a bit.

Sango nodded, blushing again.

Kagome had originally planned on making out with Sango while the boys watched. After all, any man from her time got a kick out of a little girl on girl action.

However, she wasn't entirely certain how well that would sit with a pair of feudal age boys. Another time, perhapse.

So, instead, she had taught Sango about the, she was sure, ancient art of the strip tease. The strip tease, she was certain, being as old as clothes themselves.

So she and Sango started rotating their hips as they, slowly, peeled off their layers of clothing.

Inuyasha, for all his skills in bed, had not yet been treated to a strip tease by his beloved and Miroku, while used to such things from proffessional women, didn't expect such a thing from a girl like Sango.

Not to say he wasn't pleasently surprised as she peeled off her green over skirt and began to slowly, tantalizingly, peel off her kimono.

Beside her, Kagome had already taken off her shoes and socks and was swaying to her own internal music as she lifted her shirt over her head.

The boys relaxed as they watched the girls, ever so slowly, remove one artical of clothing, then another Until both of them stood before them, naked as they day they were born.

Kagome was trailing her hands up and down her body, not really playing with herself but deffinately copping a feel. Sango took the hint and mirrored her actions.

Miroku licked his lips in anticipation, he wasn't sure what 'tricks' Kagome had taught his beautiful slayer, but he couldn't wait to find out. And if this was only the beginning, he wondered where this would end.

After a few moments of feeling their own bodies up, and with the guys watching the movement of their hands and hips like they would never look away, the girls walked up to their mates.

Inuyasha reached out and took Kagome between his legs and kissed her belly and breasts, since this was his party and he could do as he wished. Miroku didn't get a chance to as Sango reached past him for the plastic bag Kagome had brought with them from the well.

Sango put it between them and knelt down before him as Kagome removed Inuyasha from her torso to do the same.

"Quick question, boys." Kagome said as she started messaging Inuyasha's inner thighs as Sango, pre-trained and informed, was already doing. "What do you perfer: chocolate, honey, or whipped cream?"

"Chocolate." Inuyasha said immediately, already knowing what his Kagome was up to as she had done it before and he knew she prefered the chocolate.

Beside him, Miroku couldn't help but ask, "For what?"

"Just pick one." Sango said. "You're not eating it though."

"Then why am I picking one?" he asked biting off a groan as Sango's strokes got ever closer to his manhood.

"Use the honey." Kagome said as she pulled the chocolate sauce from the bag and set it, open and ready, within reach. "You already had chocolate today and the whipped cream is still a bit cold."

Sango nodded and did the same thing with the honey as Kagome had done with the syrup.

"I just have to ask." Miroku said. "What, exactly, are you doing?"

Sango laughed. "Kagome calls it a 'blow job'."

"A what?" Miroku asked as Sango pulled on his fundoshi, urging him to stand so she could unwind him from his body, something Kagome was already busy doing beside her.

A moment later, the boys were sitting back down, both of their bodies as naked as the girls'.

Kagome smiled at Inuyasha's already erect penis. Beside him, Miroku's was only at half staff but still growing in his excitement.

"Ready, Sango?" Kagome asked her. "Just like we practiced."

Sango nodded, blushing furiously but still having fun.

Hesitantly, the demon slayer reached out and grasped ahold of the thick, veined member in front of her and started stroking it lightly making Mioku groan as he tilted his head back. He had done the same to himself, true, but it was an entirely different feeling having someone else perform the act upon you.

Kagome was teasing Inuyasha, delicately letting her fingers dance along the shaft, tracing the head and rubbing the tiny hole in the center. While one hand was doing that, she let the other one travel down and gently cup his balls in her hands. She started messaging those, paying with them, her touch still light but deffinately more substantial than her fingers that brely grazed the head of his penis that had darkened in color with the blood that engorged it.

"Don't forget these." Kagome instructed Sango who was busy playing with the pulsing veins on Miroku.

"Right." Sango laughed. "I almost did."

She went back to slowly tugging and rubbing on the rod while her other hand went down and began carressing them, careful not to squeeze as instructed. They were odd, rough and smooth all at once. She could feel the firmness in them, but the skin itself wasn't hard at all.

"Good job." Kagome said as she watched her student perform. Both girls were being careful not to stimulate their men too much so they could enjoy their time together as much as possible.

Sango smiled at the compliment. "Does it feel good, Miroku?"

Miroku moaned a bit in his throat. "Yes, my dear. It feels wonderful."

Inuyasha was playing with Kagome's hair now, enjoying the silkiness of the strands even as her soft hands and playful fingers were making his loins tighter.

"Step two, Sango." Kagome said. "Remember, no teeth."

"Teeth?" Miroku repeated remembering hearing something about it earlier but not sure what anymore. "What do teeth have to do with it?"

"Nothing." Kagome said. "If I taught her well, nothing at all."

Miroku was about to raise another question but stopped himself when Sango leaned forward, hesitated for only a moment, then kissed the head penis.

Kagome didn't want to ingore her lover, but she had to watch Miroku's face, and make sure Sango didn't mess up.

As she had instructed her, Sango didn't just grab it and start sucking it down, she stuck out her tongue and began to trace the mushroom like head as Miroku tried moaning but found he couldn't. He couldn't look away either, he just had to watch as she moved her tongue down his shaft them began to gently suckle his balls.

Inuyasha, who couldn't resist watching Miroku's expression at his first blow job either, was smirking, not caring that Kagome was only tugging on his shaft.

Until she suddenly wasn't and he had to look down at her, unwilling to miss her face, as she put just the head of his cock in her mouth and sucked and pulled back so it came out of her mouth with a small 'pop'.

Kagome loved that moment when Inuyasha, the half demon with the seemingly endless stamina, would start breathing hard with no more effort than a simple suck or tug.

Confident Sango could do what she was doing without her supervision for a moment, Kagome began licking the base of the pulsing member while her hand rubbing the top it.

They moved slowly, carefully, and made sure to keep the men from exploding.

At one point Sango pulled back and blew gently on the tip, which was their agreed upon signal that someone was about to blow. Reluctantly, because Kagome did love doing this for Inuyasha, she backed off and smiled up at her half demon lover.

He was still breathing hard, his claws embedded deep into the root he sat on, as he watched her with hungry eyes.

Kagome beamed as she reached into her plastic bag and pulled out two rings, one red, one purple, and handed the purple one to Sango.

"What's that?" Inuyasha asked, never having seen it before.

Sango took hers and bit her lip, a little bit nervouse bit still willing to go on.

Kagome kissed the tip of his cock again then stretched the ring and slipped it over the shaft before letting it become tight again at the base of his cock.

Beside her, Sango repeated the action and Miroku moved his hips a bit in discomfort but Sango, seeing the movement, immediately sucked the head of his penis into her mouth and worked her head a bit, making the discomfort completely disappear from his mind.

"This is a cock ring." Kagome said as she grabbed Inuyasha's member and stroked it while she placed kisses along the side. "It'll make you two last a bit longer and you'll want to for this next part."

"There's more?" Miroku asked, panting.

"Well..." Sango hesitated. "This part is kind of hard."

"Remember to relax." Kagome reminded her kindly. "It's okay if you can't do it at first."

Sango nodded. "I'm sorry if I wont be able to, Miroku."

"Oh, Sango." he smiled and cupped her face in his hands. "I don't care if you do nothing else, you've already made me the happiest man alive."

Sango turned and watched Kagome who took the initiative and grabbed the bottle of chocolate sauce.

She drizzled a bit, just a bit on top of his cock and put it back down as it flowed down, mimicking the veins under his skin. Beside her, Sango did the same with the honey.

Kagome grabbed him firmly by the base and licked up the chocolate that was dripping down.

She didn't swollow the chocolate, not competely, she just let it coat the inside of her mouth as the took the head in her mouth and sucked him down.

She moved her head up and down, letting him go deeper with each suck as she made sure to breath through her nose.

Beside her, she could feel Sango's eyes on her, watching her as straightened out her throat the best she could.

She took a breath and swollowed, litterally, the cock in her hand andm as he slipped into her throat, Inuyasha groaned out loud at the sensations.

Kagome only stayed like that for a moment before leaning back and letting him slip back out, a string of saliva going from her lips to his head. She was breathing hard now as well and she looked at Sango. "You ready to try?"

Sango hesitated but nodded.

She returned to Miroku's penis which, while not as thick as Inuyasha's, was a bit longer.

Kagome had lied a bit earlier. She hadn't grabbed the smallest cucumbers she could find. She had found two that she thought were the approximately the same size as Inuyasha's dick.

So while Sango had only been able to get the 'head' of it down her throat, she saw now that Miroku was longer than him, by about an inch, but he didn't have the same girth as him.

And it was with a little bit of pride that she saw Sango lean down and take him in her mouth and, after sucking on him a few times as she had done, did her best to swollow and take him in her throat.

It took a few tries and, despite her training, she gagged, but she did manage to slip him past her throat but for only a moment.

He slipped back out almost immediately and Sango tried to keep herself from throwing up.

"I'm sorry." she said as she took a deep breath.

"You did great." Kagome said smiling. "Miroku?"

"Oh, my love." he came off the root and dropped before her. He took her in his arms and kissed her, deep and passionate. "Thank you, Sango. I loved that, I did."

He began carressing her again, not slow and gentle like before, but fast and exciting like he liked it.

Behind them, Kagome ignored them in favor of Inuyasha, confident that Sango could handle herself without her supervision now.

But before Kagome could take Inuyasha back in her mouth, he reached down with one claw and sliced through the cock ring.

"Hey!" Kagome said indignantly. "I just bought those."

"And I liked it." he said as he grabbed her and positioned her above his lap. "But I much prefer the ability to cum when I want."

"Meanie." Kagome said. "And I wasn't done yet. I wanted to show you a new trick I learned."

"And what would that be?" Inuyasha asked as he turned his attention back to her breasts.

"I was going to hum." Kagome said. "They said it supposed to feel really good."

"Did they?" Inuyasha asked as he grabbed her hips and pulled her down on top of him, spearing her on his manhood. "I know something else that feels pretty good as well."

"You're ruining the fun." Kagome moaned as he reached down and played with the clit that was already buzzing in excitement from their game.

On the ground next to them, Miroku had already thrown his cock ring away and had pushed Sango back onto the grass and was pushing himself inside her.

"Pay attention." Inuyasha said, rocking his hips and bringing her focus back to him. "I like your attention when I do this to you."

"You're not playing the game." Kagome protested weakly as he grabbed her hips and held her up a bit so he could thrust up into her. She moaned out loud as she wrapped her arms around his neck for balance.

"I believe today is all about us." Inuyasha said. "Just as that night was all for you two. And if I want to spill my seed into your womb and not your mouth then that's my choice."

Kagome couldn't respond, not coherently anyway. He was still thrusting into her and messaging her clit at the same time, always the attentive lover. And the sounds of sex coming from her friends beside her was hot in a way that a plain old porno movie couldn't be.

They boys, already stimulated to the breaking point anyway, didn't last much longer. Inuyasha held off only long enough for Kagome to climax but the feeling of her inner walls rippling and milking his cock drove him over the edge.

Miroku had already emptied himself into his beloved at that point and was laying next to her, exhausted and sated.

"That was fun." Sango said at last, breaking the silence.

Kagome giggled and buried her head into Inuyasha's neck.

"Well, thank you for those lessons, sensies." Miroku laughed as he pulled Sango into his arms.

Kagome laughed and leaned back, smiling wickedly. "Oh, that is not nearly all there is to sex, Miroku."

"There's more?" he asked in disbelief.

"Is that the only position you know?" Kagome asked, looking at them. "Between her legs, Sango on her back?"

Miroku paused as he saw Inuyasha, his penis still nestled warmy in the Kagome's folds as she sat on his lap. The he smiled, "Are there others?"

Kagome nodded. "So many, many others. Besides, there's been something I wanted to try for a while now but haven't really had to courage to do."

"What?" Inuyasha asked, wondering what would make his little minx so nervouse sexually.

"It's called 'anal'." Kagome laughed at her friend's expressions. "Oh, yeah. It's exactly what you think. I've been told it can feel really great."

"Really?" Inuyasha asked, letting his hands travel around and cup her ass. "I am curious now. Alright, Ai. What other lessons do you have for us?"