Ok, this was the cutest thing ever and I just had to share it with you readers. My ten year old sister knows that I am not only the biggest South Park fan ever, but also a big lover of Kyman. So she wrote me a little story for Valentine's Day! I just had to share it!

My sister does not own South Park and neither do I. We also don't own the song.

Please no flames, my sister is just a little kid.

We had been sitting on my bed listening to some music when I made the mistake. It was the biggest mistake I could have ever made, but I made it.

"Kahl?" I asked as I moved my foot to the beat of the song.

"Yeah?" The Jew asked in reply.

"Since you're so good at writing poetry, write me a love song." I had said to my boyfriend.

Kyle turned and looked at me like I was crazy. "Why should I?" He demanded angrily. I knew he didn't like discussing his poetry, and he was pissed whenever I brought it up.

I shrugged and looked at him with a serious face. "Because I want one."

Kyle got off the bed and flipped me off. "Fuck you, fatass. I don't have to do shit for you, I'm leaving." And with that, he left my room. I didn't think anything of it, he couldn't stay mad at me forever.

How wrong I was! That fight was a week ago on February 7th! It's Valentine's day now! My pretty little day-walker hasn't spoken to me in a whole week. I've texted, called, emailed, hell I even went to his house and rang the doorbell until his bitch mother swatted at me with a broom!

"I'm such a dumbass!" I scolded myself. "Why did I have to ask him that?"

Suddenly I heard a small chink on my window, I didn't pay any attention to it. birds have hit my windows in the past, now I just don't care.

Not even ten minutes later, I heard another chink. But this one was louder. I go over to my window and throw it open.

"Cartman!" A voice called from below. I looked down to see my beloved Jew standing beneath my window, a radio next to him on the ground. "I have a gift for you!"

Before I could ask what it was, Kyle pressed play on the radio, making music start playing. It was really peppy-ish and Kyle began singing.

Head under water
And they tell me to breathe easy for a while
The breathing gets harder, even I know that
Made room for me but it's too soon to see
If I'm happy in your hands

I'm unusually hard to hold on to
Blank stares at blank pages
No easy way to say this
You mean well, but you make this hard on me
I'm not gonna write you a love song
'cause you asked for it
'cause you need one, you see

I'm not gonna write you a love song
'cause you tell me it's
Make or break in this
If you're on your way
I'm not gonna write you to stay
If all you have is leaving I'm gonna need a better
Reason to write you a love song today

I learned the hard way
That they all say things you want to hear
And my heavy heart sinks deep down under you and
Your twisted words,
Your help just hurts
You are not what I thought you were
Hello to high and dry
Convinced me to please you
Made me think that I need this too
I'm trying to let you hear me as I am

I'm not gonna write you a love song
'cause you asked for it
'cause you need one, you see
I'm not gonna write you a love song
'cause you tell me it's
Make or break in this
If you're on your way
I'm not gonna write you to stay
If all you have is leaving I'm gonna need a better
Reason to write you a love song today

Promise me that you'll leave the light on
To help me see with daylight, my guide, gone
'cause I believe there's a way you can love me
Because I say
I won't write you a love song
'cause you asked for it
'cause you need one, you see

I'm not gonna write you a love song
'cause you tell me it's make or break in this
Is that why you wanted a love song
'cause you asked for it
'cause you need one, you see
I'm not gonna write you a love song
'cause you tell me it's make or break in this
If you're on your way
I'm not gonna write you to stay
If your heart is nowhere in it
I don't want it for a minute
Babe, I'll walk the seven seas when I believe that
There's a reason to
Write you a love song today

When Kyle stopped singing, all I could do was stare. "Happy Valentine's Day, Cartman." Kyle called up to me.

I smiled and pulled my head back into my house before taking off and running down the stairs. I ran out the door and tackled my Jew to the ground. I smiled down at him and kissed his lips. "Happy Valentine's Day, Kahl. I loved my song." I said.

"Good, cause I know you only got me a teddy bear. So you're taking me out to dinner…now."

"You sneaky Jew!"

"Fatass!"

"I love you, Kahl!"

"I love you too, Eric!"

THE END

Cute, right? I just thought that was something that needed to be shared. Happy Valentine's Day everybody :)

Remember, no flames or trolls. My sister is ten and she only wanted to give her big sister a gift she would love. (Which I totally do)