FORMER Prof. Severus Snape reads Harry Potter -(He still loathes Harry...
(This is WAYYYY after the books (AND MOVIES!). Snape is alive [MIRACULOUSLY], he lives at Spinner's End and...[this is just RANDOM!]...)

{Commentary all said from Snape's head...}

Chapter 1: Unexpected interest.

The sallow skinned, hooked nose man in all black wizard's robes' was looking through his shelf of when he came across one book that he never remembered buying.

*"Harry Potter & the Sorcerers' STONE"? Where the HELL did THIS come from? And it was Philospher!*

He looked over the cover, it showed a cartoon of Harry Potter on a broom as well as a drawing of Hogwarts.

*Dear MERLIN! Please don't tell there are MORE of these!*

And yet, turning back towards the shelf, Snape noticed he 6 other books (2-7!) of Harry Potter.

Snape's eyes were wide & his jaw dropped...He was horrified.

*WHAT THE HELL?*

In seeing them, Snape took them all out to read the titles. With a faint Sneer.

"...Potter & the Chamber of Secrets."

*Hmm..The year Albus said: "the chamber has opened again"?*

"...Potter & the...Prisoner of Askaban...?*

*UGH, great (obviously) Black and Lupin are probably in this one...!*

*...Potter & the Goblet of Fire...?"

*The year Potter was put in the Triwiard Tournament, Diggory was killed and the Dark Lord was bloody RESURRECTED!*

"...Potter & the...Order of the Phoneix..." At reading this title Snape's sneer was more pronounced.

*Occumency with Potter...The TOAD..Potter fighting in the Department of Mysteries...and Black dying...*

Snape put the book down and the picked up the SIXTH one...

"...Potter & the...The...HALF! BLOOD...PRINCE? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!?"

*Damn it! NOW I NEED to read these bloody books! What the hell!*

And so, Severus Snape put the 7 books down on his coffee table and opened the 1st one...

That's CHAPTER 1! Please review!