"This is my uncle," Ben said proudly to his class. "His name is Sam Winchester. He's my papa's brother. He likes peanut butter and banana sandwiches, and he's a lawyer, which begins with 'L'."

"Uh, hi," Sam said to the room of Kindergardeners, whom he could feel judging him.

Sam did not want to do this show and tell thing. He'd much rather be at home with his wife. His very pregnant wife.

But, Ben had wanted him to come and Dean had begged him, so he had no other choice. Plus his wife, Jessica, was too damn nice and told him he had to go.

So he was stuck in a smelly classroom with 20 children staring at him.

"Does anybody have any questions for Mr. Winchester?" Ben's teacher, Mr. Turner asked.

Every hand went up.

"Uh, you," Sam pointed to a girl in the front.

"Why are you so tall?"

Sam sighed. "I don't know."

"I think you're a giant," a little boy in the back said.

Soon the class started chattering about his height. Sam heard someone call him a moose, and someone else call him a giraffe.

"Hey!" Mr. Turner shouted. "We do not speak out of turn. Raise your hands."

Every hand went up again.

"Okay," Sam said. "Please put your hand down if your question has to do with how big I am."

Every hand slowly went down, except one.

"Yes, Claire," Sam said.

"Daddy said we're all going to Uncle Cas's and Uncle Dean's tonight, what are we having for dinner?"

"Chicken," Sam said, bitchface #47 on.

"Oh, okay."

Nobody else raised their hand.

"Okay," Mr. Turner said, glancing at his watch. "It's time for recess everyone. Line up."

"Mr. Turner," Ben said as everyone lined up by the door. "Can uncle Sam play with us please?"

"Uh, only if he wants too."

Ben looked up at Sam.

"I should go home to Aunt Jess, Benny." Sam said, feeling a little guilty.

"Please," Ben said, giving him the puppy eyes.

I shouldn't have taught him that, Sam thought.

"Alright," he said with a sigh.

"You didn't tell us how show and tell went," Dean said.

They were all in the living room at the Winchester -Novak house.

Sam, Jessica, and Amelia were on one couch, and Dean, Castiel, and Jimmy were on the other. Ben, Claire, and Ben's older sister Krissy were on the floor, playing with their Hot Wheels race track.

"Everybody thought Uncle Sam was a moose," Ben said. "And he played with us at recess."

"They climbed on me," Sam said, staring at nothing. "They just... climbed on me."

"It's 'cause you're built like a car," Krissy said.

All the adults, except Sam, laughed.

"That's not funny," Sam said, which made them laugh harder.

Sam sighed.

It's not his fault he's so damn tall.