Chapter 4: The Robotic Soldier

Billy was rather stupid enough to revive a robotic soldier whom was originally brought to Grim from the distant future to make sure it wouldn't fall into the wrong hands. Those wrong hands ended up being Billy's hands as the robotic soldier was greeted by Billy in a friendly manner.

"Life form, I seek destruction" said the robotic soldier to Billy.

"There's a giant spider named Jeff, Grim says he won't end Jeff's life, but I'm sure you can" said Billy to the robotic soldier.

"Hmm, letting something like me go on a destructive rampage, I'm already beginning to like this place" continued the robotic soldier.

As Billy showed the robotic soldier upstairs from the basement, Jeff was still busy making hot chocolate for members of Sector V whom were already exhausted from their third trip to Billy's place.

"Wow, this is good hot chocolate" said Hoagie as he took a sip of it.

"Gee thanks, I've been perfecting it" said Jeff.

"Do you have some marshmallows?" asked Kuki, "It would go great with it."

"Oh I'll go check and see" said Jeff as he went to which the spider sadly returned without the marshmallows, "sorry, looks like someone ate them before I could ever get to them."

"Who the heck could eat a bag of marshmallows?" asked Wally to which Jeff showed a picture of Billy's father Harold eating the marshmallows.

"I got this note that Billy's dad was trying to break the world record in eating marshmallows, apparently Grim had to go to the hospital with him to make sure he'd survive" said Jeff.

As Billy brought up his new friend, members of Sector V suddenly realized that Billy had brought up something especially dangerous. Jeff however wanted to calm things down as he had come up with a plan in handling Billy's so-called new friend. Sector V members already had their blasters ready targeting Billy's new friend.

"Great, just our luck, Billy decides to be friendly to something that is actually dangerous!" cried Hoagie.

"Hey, relax everyone, don't be rude to Billy's new friend" said Jeff as he winked at members of Sector V signaling that the spider had a plan to stop Billy's destructive new friend.

"Life forms prepare for-" said the robotic soldier to which Jeff purposely spilled some hot chocolate over the robotic soldier, "ouch, circuits going haywire!"

"Hey Jeff, stop harassing my new friend!" cried Billy as he was trying to calm down the robotic soldier, "Don't worry, everything will be alright, and you so-called Kids Next Door, you're supposed to be helping me! Not let Jeff the ugly Spider make things worse!"

"You have to be kidding me, Jeff actually did something right unlike you" said Abigail.

"Yea, you kept on calling us for non-threatening characters like Jeff, and here you're trying to be friends with an obviously dangerous robot!" roared Wally to Billy to which tears were brought to Billy's eyes.

"I just cannot believe that I am hearing these things!" cried Billy as he began to sob, "You are supposed to be helping me!"

"Here's some more hot choco" said Jeff as he poured more of the hot chocolate onto the robotic soldier.

"Danger, danger, danger!" cried the robotic soldier as it began to flee.

"Wait new friend, don't try to leave me!" cried Billy as the robotic soldier was trying to make its way out of the house.

Suddenly the robotic soldier soon found itself right beside the Grim Reaper along with Mandy whom were coming over to visit Billy.

"Help me, please, help me, put me out of my misery!" cried the robotic soldier to Grim.

"Hey now, how the heck did you get out of me trunk?" asked Grim.

"Billy must have somehow gotten to him" said Mandy, "I say it's time to pay him a visit."

As both Grim and Mandy headed to Billy's house, they brought along the heavily damaged robotic soldier along with them. Mandy ended up knocking on the door to which Billy answered.

"Grim, Mandy, there's Jeff the ugly spider he's back and he's backing cookies and making hot chocolate for the Kids Next Door!" cried Billy.

Mandy responds by punching Billy's noise right off of his face which even shocked the robotic soldier whom had to endure Billy's stupidity along with Jeff's extreme kindness.

"This unit has decided to no longer harass anymore life forms, if these life forms are going to behavior like this" said the robotic soldier.

"It's time we put you back where you came from" said Grim as he took the robotic soldier heading down toward his trunk.

"Oh thank you, please put a lock on the trunk next time so that Billy won't get to me again" said the robotic soldier.

As Grim was doing just that, Mandy entered the kitchen and noticed Sector V being rather exhausted in dealing with Billy.

"So, I guess you couldn't take handling Billy?" asked Mandy to Abigail.

"He drives us crazy!" cried Wally.

"He called us three times!" added Abigail.

"Not to mention getting us worked up over nothing" added Hoagie.

"I think I have a solution, you have those hamsters running your tree house right?" asked Mandy.

"Oh yes, we do have those hamsters still" laughed Kuki.

"I think I have found the perfect punishment for Billy" said Mandy.

The scene ends up changing to poor Billy running on an extra large hamster wheel with the robotic soldier keeping watch over Billy as he was powering up the tree house while the hamsters ended up having their vacation time.

"Uh, guys, how long do I have to do this?" cried Billy as he kept on running on the large wheel.

"Until we figured you've been punished enough" said Mandy.

"This is a great punishment!" laughed Grim.

"I made some extra oil for you" said Jeff as he handed it to the robotic soldier.

"Oh thank you" said the robotic soldier.

As poor Billy ended up doing punishment exercise, the scene ends from there with everyone laughing at poor Billy.