Reviewer shout outs!
Yami Arashi: So for the Zerbst Heirloom apparently it was supposed to be used to stimulate men for the honeymoon that way they could... get it up. lol I am serious that is what she says in the episode though she gave it to Mott since she felt she was to hot and sexy to actually need that to convince a guy to get it up.
Madork Gunna: You are right that it seems that she clings to Saito as support towards the fact that she can make something of herself but they do that in the anime regardless and no matter how many times Saito reassures her of things she still feels quite insecure. But as for the love business I am not planning on diverging on when she falls in love with Saito. It will occur the same way it does in the anime. As for Saito he has never really felt how it was to be in "Love" with a girl. He spend time with girls but he has never actually felt love for another. Yet in this chapter you shall see that he shows hints of him actually having love for her though he is unsure on how to classify it. Another thing about Saito is that he is an all around good guy and genuinely goes out of his way to help people. He didn't just tell Louise those things because he could. He said them because he knew it was the truth. After all he is no idiot (at least not completely) and he could see that she could be something great. With perserverance and hard work of course.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything! If I did then Saito would be smarter in using his powers and how he talks to woman.
"The Familiar of Zero: The Right Kind of Familiar"
Chapter: 6
I wake up to see Louise already dressed pacing back and forth across the room. She seemed to be in deep thought as I began to sit up. I guess she heard me moving since she immediately turned to me and stomped her foot hard.
"You! You're finally awake! Good, that means we can begin your training." She said
"My training for what?" I ask her
"Don't worry about it. As my familiar you must show proper poise and etiquette. You must learn to give the best proper speeches like a true noble would. You must be perfect!" she yelled out as she went to her drawer and grabbed something from it
Louise turned around and held a stick in her hand.
"W-w-wait a minute? What is that?" I stutter out
"This a whipped used to get horses to obey their master." she said gently as she firmly held the whip with both hands
"Why do you even need that thing?" I cry out while inching my way towards the door
"Oh you know it's for stuff..." she said as she began to slowly walk towards me.
"Well then master how about I go and grab us some nice breakfast and you wait here with your...whip." I tell her
"Why am I not surprised by this? She is a person who just loves S&M isn't she." I think to myself
"No that is ok. I have someone already bringing food for the day. You and me are going to be in here by ourselves all day long until I straighten you out properly." she says
"Keep saying those things and you might just straighten me out." I think to myself and chuckle
"What are you laughing about!" she says as she snaps the whip on the floor.
I see the whip snaps off some of the wood on the ground and I panic a bit.
"Or maybe I won't be so straightened out after all." I think to myself as I feel beads of sweat drench down my face
"Now Louise please remain calm. How about you tell me what this is all about and then we can come up with a nice and unharmful to me type of plan." I say while waving my hands around
She seemed to calm down a bit as she sat down with a distraught look on her face. It was apparent to me that whatever was going on; was truly important to her. Though most of the time it was hard to tell since everything was important to Louise. Eventually she gained the motivation to tell me.
"I need you to be more...amazing compared to how you are right now. Tomorrow is the familiar evaluation fair and I need you to be better than everyone else's but at this rate we are doomed before we even begin. You have absolutely no grace or talent." she said as she hung her head low
I grow a tick mark as she downplays me and my abilities and many talents. I couldn't let my pride be shot down so easily!
"Oh yea! Well I'll show you talent! I will win your stupid little competition!" I yell out as I strap Derflinger on my shoulder then I grab my laptop and guitar and leave the room.
Time Skip: 1 Hour Later
I had practice a few of the songs that I would play during the competition though I chose one main one just in case I wasn't called up for an encore which would be unlikely considering I will be different from anything they have ever seen before. I stop my practicing as I see many people running excitedly towards the main gate of the school. Something was going on and as usual my natural curiosity got the better of me. I quickly walk over to the crowd and see a carriage move in followed by several guards and horses. The carriage reminded me of the one Cinderella used in that one Disney movie. I shook those thoughts away as the carriage came to a halt in front of an old man. "Is that the headmaster?" I thought to myself
The door was opened by a maid and then another older looking maid stepped out from it. I almost face fault as I see the old lady but that was overcome by the next thing that happened. The old maid turned around and stuck her hand out towards the carriage. A slender white hand reached out from within the carriage and grabbed the older ladies hand. I felt myself hold my breath as the hand slowly got more and more out of the carriage until a woman stepped out from it. The woman stood there elegantly with grace and perfect poise. She had dark purple hair and blue beautiful eyes. She wore a white tiara with blue gems in it as well as blue gems on her dress, which was white and had a cloak over it with the same color as her hair. It looked to be made up of the finest fabric possible, at least in this world. Her face showed no blemishes at all, was a decent height of around 5' 6"; her breast were around a high C cup considering how much the dress seemed to restrict any space for them to be properly…analyzed. Though I have to say she is perfection incarnate with the smile she produced.
"She is beautiful." I say in a low voice but then I quickly get elbowed in the ribs
"Don't look at the princess with those pervy eyes of yours you dog." says the offender
I turn to see Louise standing next to me. I was going to retort but the gaze that she held as she looked at the woman was one of admiration and of love so I decide to just drop it. Instead I turn to look at the now identified princess and see her smiling and waving at everyone, which gets the crowd going. I stare at her for a bit more and then I see her smile falter but it disappeared as quickly as it came and she just carried on. I decided that I have seen enough and decided to practice on my music skills some more. It was obvious that something troubled the princess so I decide that I would just cheer her up as best as possible.
Time Skip: Night Time
Time passes by and I eventually make my way back to the room. Louise is pacing back and forth just like she did earlier and I place my stuff down. I walk up to her and reach out to tap her shoulder but she quickly swats my hand away and turns to me.
"Where have you been all day? Please tell me you have a plan for tomorrow or so help me god I will chain you to the wall for three days long!" she said
I chuckle a bit at her little fetish and decide to tease her.
"As fun as it would be to indulge you with your kinky fetish I don't think that is going to happen because I happen to have a plan for tomorrow. I just need you to make sure we end up going last and everything will turn out great." I say to her
"Don't worry we will be going last anyway. They order us by our codenames and since I am unfortunately Louise the Zero that means we go last." She said as she hung her head
"Look I promise you that things will go fine tomorrow. I have a plan that will ensure victory especially if the princess will be there." I tell her
"The princess what does she have to do with anything?" she asks
"Well the princess is..." I begin to say but someone knocks on the door
"Who is that at this hour of the night?" says Louise
I go and open the door only for a hooded figure to rush into the room and run up to Louise. I panic thinking that Louise is about to get killed and rush to her but I am too late as the hooded figure...hugs Louise?
"It really is you Louise! My sweet, sweet Louise! How good it is to see you." says the hooded person?
I come to a halt as the figure removes the hood to reveal...the PRINCESS!
"Oh god what type of relationship do they have to hug so passionately? Are they…lovers?" I think to myself as images of the busty princess and the short Louise got it on together. I could practically feel the blood run down my nose.
"Princess Henrietta! What are you doing here?" say Louise as she quickly moves to the ground and kneels in front of the princess
"Oh please do not kneel in front of me Louise. Aren't we friends? Did we not spend all those summers together as children?" said Henrietta
"Well of course we did but I cannot stand in front of you princess. It would be horrid of me as a servant to you for me to stand before you." Said Louise
I sweat drop at her reaction and just decide to ask the obvious question here.
"So...Louise I take it you know each other?" I say as I kneel down next to Louise
"Yes I had the pleasure of being the princess's playmate as a child." she said
"Oh please don't say that. Say that we are childhood friends. I have not had any one to talk to through the voice of my heart since my father has died. I was hoping that I would be able to talk to my dearest friend." she said with teary eyes
"Of course you can talk to me princess! I am always here for you." said Louise as she stood up and hugged the princess
I smile at this seeing that Louise actually had a friend to call her own. Now I knew why she was so flustered over the competition. She didn't want to embarrass herself in front of her friend.
They talk for another hour before the princess finally acknowledges my presence, which I had to say was quite disappointing since I have been sitting here the entire time but I guess I could over-look it since they needed their girl time.
"So you are Louise's familiar correct?" she asked me
"That is correct princess. A pleasure to make your acquaintance." I say with a bow
"The pleasure is all mine fair familiar. If I may ask what are you going to do for the fair tomorrow?" she asked me
At the mention of the fair Louise's head perked up and she looked at me.
"Well princess it would better if I show you." I say as I walk over and grab my guitar and laptop.
"Please take a seat; you as well Louise." I say as I sit in a chair and begin to play instruments from garage band to act as the background band
I place the laptop on the table and then ready my guitar and begin to play and sing.
"Crush: By David Archuletta"
Ooooooh whooooaaaaa
I hung up the phone tonight, something happened for the first time, deep inside.
It was a rush, what a rush.
Cause the possibility that you would ever feel the same way about me,
It's just too much, just too much,
Why do I keep running from the truth, All I ever think about is you,
You got me hypnotized, so mesmerized,
And I just got to knoooooow.
Do you ever think, when you're all alone?
All that we can be, where this can go,
Am I crazy or falling in love, is it really just another crush,
Do you catch a breath, when I look at you, are you holding back, like the way I do,
Cuz Im trying trying to walk away but I know this crush ain't going aaawwwwaaaayyyyy. Going aaaawwwaaaayyyyyy.
Has it ever crossed your mind when were hanging, spending time girl,
are we just friends?
Is there more, is there more.
See it's a chance we gotta take, cause I believe that we can make this into,
Something that will last, forever,
Foreevvveeerrr.
Do you ever think when you're all alone?
All that we can be, where this can go,
Am I crazy or falling in love, is it really just another crush,
Do you catch a breath, when I look at you, are you holding back, like the way I do,
Cuz Im trying trying to walk away but I know this crush ain't going aaawwwwaaaayyyyy. Going aaaawwwaaaayyyyyy.
Why do I keep running from the truth, all I ever think about is you,
You got me hypnotized, so mesmerized,
And I just got to knoooooowwwww.
Do you ever think when you're all alone?
All that we can be, where this can go,
Am I crazy or falling in love, is it really just another crush,
Do you catch a breath, when I look at you, are you holding back, like the way I do,
Cuz Im trying trying to walk away but I know this crush crush ain't going aaawwwwaaaayyyyy. Going aaaawwwaaaayyyyyy. Going aaaawwwaaaayyyy.
"Well what do you think?" I say as I put the guitar down and then close the laptop
I look up to see that Louise's jaw has dropped to the floor and the princess has a blush on her face. She was trying not to look right at me. I took this as a good sign for the music. I walk up to Louise and close her mouth.
"Careful Master. You could catch flies like that." I say
At this point they both regain their senses and the Princess gets up.
"Well I must say that your music was...magical. How did you play all those instruments when you only used the wooden box?" she said
"Oh that's right you guys have lutes and other simple instruments. This is a guitar. It is like a super lute. As for the other instruments my magical box produces them for me." I say to her
"Well I can't just tell her that my world's technology is far more advanced than this one. She might have a heart attack or something." I think to myself
"Also this was only one of the many songs that I have. I plan on playing a different one tomorrow for the crowd and if I get enough cheers then I will play some more." I say cheerfully
"I see but how did you get your voice to sound like that?" she asks me
"Oh that's easy. I can do voice impressions of any kind. It was a trick I learned when I did puppet shows for under privileged kids. It was another job that sadly didn't last that long." I said in a depressed voice
"Why is that?" asked the princess
"Oh well I uh…had some problems with the boss." I say
"I can't just tell her I screwed the boss's wife. That wouldn't put up a good image for me." I think to myself
"I see well I am glad you are here now. I would say good luck tomorrow but I see now that you don't need it." Said the princess as she got up and put her hood back on
"Well it is late so I must be going now otherwise the guards will be worried about where I have run off to. Good bye for now Louise and Mr. Familiar if I may be so bold as to ask a favor of you?" she said turning to me from the doorway
"What is it your highness?" I ask politely
"Please look after Louise for me. I would be devastated if anything ever happened to her." She said with a smile as she looked from me to Louise and then back to me
"Of course your Highness. That is the promise of a life time!" I say while performing the nice guy pose that I learned from an anime.
"Not in front of the princess you lowly familiar!" Yelled out Louise as she began to swing her whip at me
"Ah crap! Duck, Left, Right, Jump, Duck, Right, Duck, Left, Jump, Duck, Grab!" I think to myself as I dodge Louise's attack and then proceed to hold her back from attacking me any further
"Thank you dear familiar." She said as I see her she walked out of the room and closing the door behind her
I turn back to see the Louise was staring at me with a disbelieving gaze.
"You know I doubt you could protect me, especially since you're only a commoner." Said Louise as she adverted her gaze from me and sported a blush most likely from our close proximity
"Well don't worry because I am not your average commoner. After all I am your familiar Louise and it is my duty to protect you after all though…" I said and we sat on the bed
"Even if I wasn't your familiar I would still protect you Louise. After all we are friends right?" I say as I gaze into her eyes
I see the candles flame flicker around a bit as I look at Louise. She seemed cute regardless of the light that shone onto her. The mood instantly changed within a second.
"F-f-friends?" she stutters out as she looks at me
I lean a bit closer to her and whisper out "Yea you…and me…are friends. Good friends."
"Friends." She whispers back as she closes her eyes and leans towards me
Our lips are inches apart from each other and I could feel her breath tickle my lips. I was tempted to kiss her. To just get everything over with and take her then and there…but I couldn't; at least not yet. She only felt this way because of the song that I sang. If I wanted this to work then a different event would need to happen. Something to get her to trust me completely. For some reason I wanted us to work. For some reason in my heart I didn't just want her but I needed her. I think I want to love her and yet I don't know why. After all what is the point in loving someone if things just end badly. It would be easier for me to just kiss her and get into bed with her. The real question though is why don't I do it? What is this foreign feeling of happiness when I see her cute face? Why don't I feel this way with any other person? Maybe I should investigate these... feelings even further at a later time but for now I must change this situation. So instead I pick her up and she gasps out in surprise.
"S-S-Saito! What are you doing?" she yells out as I place her in her bed
"Nothing Master. I am just putting you to bed because you have a long day tomorrow." I say with a forced smile
"Oh." She says disappointedly
"How about I sing you to sleep Louise?" I ask her
"O-o-ok." She said as she pulled the covers up and got comfortable
"Ok then let me grab my laptop." I say as I go to grab them
I grab my laptop and set it up as I sit next to her and begin to sing.
"Kiss From A Rose: By Seal"
Ba da ba da da da ah ya ya,
Ba da da da b aba ee ah,
Ba ya ya ba ba de ba da da da ah ya ya.
Ba da ba da da da ah ya ya,
Ba da da da ba ba ee ah,
Ba ya ya ba ba de ba da da da ah ya ya,
Ba ya ha ya ah ah ah ah ah ba ba ya ya,
Ha ah ah ah ah ah ah.
There used to be a greying tower alone on the sea.
You became the light on the dark side of me.
Love remained a drug that's the high and not the pill.
But did you know, that when it snows?
My eyes become large and, the light that you shine can be seen.
Baby!
I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey.
Ooh!
The more I get of you, stranger it feels,
Yeah!
And now that your rose is in bloom,
A light hits the gloom on the grey.
Ba da ba da da da ah ya ya,
Ba da da da b aba ee ah,
Ba ya ya ba ba de ba da da da ah ya ya.
Ba da ba da da da ah ya ya,
Ba da da da ba ba ee ah,
Ba ya ya ba ba de ba da da da ah ya ya,
Ba ya ha ya ah ah ah ah ah ba ba ya ya,
Ha ah ah ah ah ah ah.
There is so much a man can tell you,
So much he can say.
You remain,
My power,
My pleasure,
My pain,
Baby.
To me you're like a growing addiction that I can't deny,
Won't you tell me is that healthy baby
But did you know, that when it snows?
My eyes become large and, the light that you shine can be seen.
Baby!
I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey.
Ooh!
The more I get of you, stranger it feels,
Yeah!
Now that your rose is in bloom,
A light hits the gloom on the grey.
I stop halfway through the song and smile to see that Louise had fallen asleep with a smile on her face. I decide to turn the laptop off and walk over to Louise to stroke a few hairs off her face.
"She really is cute in any light." I think to myself as I see the moon shines onto her
Deciding that I need to rest as well; I decide to go to sleep on my little hay bed. Confident for tomorrow's evaluation. I was determined not to let Louise down. Then the next thing I see is darkness as I succumb to a restful slumber.
"Time Skip: Afternoon the next day
I stood with Louise in the back of the stadium as we both watched the other familiars perform. Out of all of them Guiche had the weirdest as he was draped over his mole animal shirtless and roses flew all around them as well as sparkles. The need to kill him increased dramatically as it reminded me of fake ass lame vampires that made no sense. Regardless I held in the urge and saved it for a later time. I stared out as I watched Tabitha who was a short girl a bit taller than Louise ride on her blue wind dragon. The girl carried a large staff that had two blue stripes on it. In her other hand she held a book. She had blue hair and aqua blue eyes but the most surprising feature to me was the fact that she wore glasses. GLASSES! They actually invented glasses for people to wear here! It was insane and unfathomable but I guess at some point glasses must have magically appeared here and they found out how to make it. Regardless it would be tough the beat her performance as she had expertly flown her dragon around the entire area while doing flips and dives that easily impressed the crowd. Not sure why since this place is magical it shouldn't be too uncommon for dragons to be seen here especially since Louise told me that this place has the military riding dragons, griffins and a load of other magical creatures. Though I guess if these people were so easily impressed then I would have a higher shot of winning. I felt Louise nudge my side to get my attention before our turn was up.
"Look just go out there and bow and then we will get off stage. There is no point in embarrassing ourselves by even trying." She said
I stare at her in disbelief. Then I gain determination to continue regardless of what she wished.
"Look how about this. You go and introduce me and then you can go take a seat while I do my work. I practiced all day yesterday and frankly Louise it pains me to know that you lack confidence in me." I say as I stare at the stage
Louise stares at me in disbelief as we get called up to the stage and we begin walking up the stairs. Eventually Louise introduces me and then walks off the stage. I notice her looking back at me in worry and I give her a quick wink. Once she sits down I take Derflinger out who was strapped to my back instead of my Guitar and I stab him into the ground so that he stays standing up. I then set my laptop up and get the music ready.
"Thank you all for coming here to watch this great fair! I am Saito Hiraga and I am Louise's special Familiar! This is my sword magical Derflinger and we both are going to perform a song for you all. So please sit back and enjoy this new style of music!" I yell out as I bow and then begin to play the music as people clapped and a few even seemed to cheer me on
"Numb/Encore: By Linkin Park & Jay-Z
Saito: Thank you, thank you, thank you, you're far too kind, Derflinger: Now what the hell are you waitin for? Derflinger: Get em Partner! Saito: Who you know fresher than Hov'? Riddle me that Now can I get an encore, do you want more? Derflinger: Now what the hell are you waitin for? Derflinger: What the hell are you waiting for? Saito: [sighs] Look what you made me do, look what I made for you,
Now can I get an encore, do you want more?
Cookin raw with the Brooklyn boy,
So for one last time I need y'all to roar.
Saito: After me, there shall be no more,
So for one last time, nigga make some noise.
The rest of y'all know where I'm lyrically at
Can't none of y'all mirror me back
Yeah hearin me rap is like hearin G. Rap in his prime
I'm, young H.O., rap's Grateful Dead,
Back to take over the globe, now break bread,
I'm in, Boeing jets, Global Express,
Out the country but the blueberry still connect,
On the low but the yacht got a triple deck,
But when you Young, what the fuck you expect? Yep, yep, yep,
Grand openin, grand closing,
God damn your man Hov' cracked the can open again,
Who you gon' find doper than him with no pen,
just draw off inspiration,
Soon you gon' see you can't replace him,
with cheap imitations for these generations.
Cookin raw with the Brooklyn boy,
So for one last time I need y'all to roar.
Saito: After me, there shall be no more,
So for one last time, nigga make some noise.
Knew if I paid my dues, how will they pay you,
When you first come in the game, they try to play you,
Then you drop a couple of hits, look how they wave to you,
From Marcy to Madison Square,
To the only thing that matters in just a matter of years (yea),
As fate would have it, Jay's status appears,
to be at an all-time high, perfect time to say goodbye,
When I come back like Jordan, wearin the 4-5,
It ain't to play games witchu,
It's to aim at you, probably maim you,
If I owe you I'm blowin you to smithereens,
Cocksucker take one for your team,
And I need you to remember one thing.
Derflinger: (one thing), Derflinger: I'm tired of being what you want me to be,
Saito: I came, I saw, I conquered,
From record sales, to sold out concerts,
So muh'fucker if you want this encore,
I need you to scream, 'til your lungs get sore,
Feeling so faithless lost under the surface,
Don't know what you're expecting of me,
Put under the pressure of walking in your shoes.
Saito: (Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow.)
Derflinger: Every step that I take is another mistake to you.
Saito: (Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow).
Derflinger: And every second I waste is more than I can take,
I've become so numb I can't feel you there.
I've become so tired so much more aware.
I'm becoming this all I want to do,
Is be more like me and be less like you.
I've become so numb.
Saito: Can I get an encore, do you want more (more...),
Derflinger: I've become so numb.
Saito: So for one last time I need y'all to roar,
One last time I need y'all to roar.
As we stopped singing I looked out to the crowd and most of them had their jaws dropped. Kirche had stars in her eyes as well as a bit of drool coming out of her mouth. I could hear her muttering "Darling so amazing!"
Guiche looked like someone took away his soul. My guess was he was mortified for being out done. Louise looked like she almost had a heart attack. The princess was smiling and clapping. Montmorency also had stars in her eyes. In fact it looked like all the girls had stars in their eyes and I haven't even gotten to the love song for the girls yet. Either way if they were reacting like this then my chances of winning were really good. I am glad these people were easy to impress.
"So what did you guys think? Did you like it or should I sing another song instead?" I yelled out
"Oh please do Mr. Familiar! I enjoyed your song so much!" Said the Princess from her seat as she clapped loudly
"Well you heard her highness! Guess I get another round in! How about two more songs for the beautiful ladies present here today?" I say as I switch the music around and begin to play another song.
Miss Independent: By Ne-yo
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, ooh it's somethin' about, Said ooh it's something about, Cause she walk like a boss, And she move like a boss, She got her own thing, She got her own thing, Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, ooh there's something about, There's something oh so sexy about, Cause she work like a boss, play like a boss, She made for a boss, only a boss, She got her own thing, She got her own thing, mmm her favorite thing to say, mmm she gon' steal my heart, yeah yeah, She got her own thing, She got her own thing, Miss Independent,
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah,
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah,
Just something about the way she move.
I can't figure it out,
there's something about her.
Kinda woman that want you but don't need you.
Hey I can't figure it out,
there's something about her.
talk like a boss,
manicured nails; to set the pedicure off,
she fly effortlessly.
do what a boss do,
she got me thinking about getting involved.
That's the kinda girl I need oh.
that's why I love her.
Miss independent,
Won't you come and spend a little time?
that's why I love her.
Miss independent,
ooh the way we shine.
Miss independent yeah.
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah,
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, oh
kinda woman that can do for herself.
I look at her and it makes me proud,
There's something about her.
kinda woman that don't even need my help.
She said she got it she got it no doubt,
there's something about her.
car and a crib she bout to pay em both off,
and her bills are paid on time.
anything less, she telling them to get lost,
that's the girl that's on my mind.
That's why I love her.
Miss independent,
won't you come and spend a little time?
That's why I love her.
Miss independent
ooh the way we shine,
Miss independent yeah.
don't worry I got it.
mmm and everything she got,
best believe she bought it.
aint no doubt about it.
Girl you're everything I need,
said you're everything I need.
yeah yeah, yeah yeah,
yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, oh.
that's why I love her.
Miss independent,
Won't you come and spend a little time?
That's why I love her.
Miss independent,
ooh the way we shine,
miss independent yeah.
That's why I love her!
I could hear clapping everywhere and took this as a sign to continue onto the next song.
"Just The way You Are: By Bruno Mars"
Oh, her eyes, her eyes,
Make the stars look like they're not shinin'.
Her hair, her hair,
Falls perfectly without her trying,
She's so beautiful,
And I tell her everyday (yeahh),
I know, I know,
When I compliment her she won't believe me.
And it's so, it's so,
Sad to think that she don't see what I see,
But everytime she asks me "Do I look okay?"
I say,
When I see your face,
There's not a thing that I would change,
'Cause you're amazing,
Just the way you are.
And when you smile,
The whole world stops and stares for a while,
'Cause girl you're amazing,
Just the way you are.
Her lips, her lips
I could kiss them all day if she'd let me.
Her laugh, her laugh,
She hates but I think it's so sexy.
She's so beautiful,
And I tell her everyday.
Oh you know, you know, you know,
I'd never ask you to change.
If perfect's what you're searching for,
Then just stay the same.
So don't even bother asking if you look okay,
You know I'll say.
When I see your face,
There's not a thing that I would change.
'Cause you're amazing,
Just the way you are.
And when you smile,
The whole world stops and stares for a while.
'Cause girl you're amazing,
Just the way you are.
The way you are,
The way you are,
Girl you're amazing,
Just the way you are.
When I see your face,
There's not a thing that I would change.
Cause you're amazing,
Just the way you are,
And when you smile,
The whole world stops and stares for awhile,
Cause girl you're amazing
Just the way you are.
Yeah!
I once again finish the song and inwardly chuckle. The girls all had dreamy looks in their eyes while the guys sent me hateful glares most likely from the positive attention that I was getting. I noticed a few girls trying not to look at me and sporting blushes across their faces. These girls consisted of Louise, Henrietta, Siesta, and Tabitha? I ignore the last one since I don't know her well enough to judge her reaction. I was happy by my results and decided to do one last song that enjoyed greatly.
"Ok people I have one last song that I would like to do before I get off the stage so please bear with me as I sing this song. This song is for all those who wish to strive and gain successful lives and they can achieve this by working hard!
"Lose Yourself: By Eminem"
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity,
To seize everything you ever wanted in one moment,
Would you capture it or just let it slip?
Yo,
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy,
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti,
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs,
but he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down,
the whole crowd goes so loud.
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out,
He's choking how, everybody's joking now,
The clock's run out, time's up over, bloah!
Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity, You better lose yourself in the music, the moment,
Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked,
He's so mad, but he won't give up that,
Easy, no
He won't have it , he knows his whole back's to these ropes,
It don't matter, he's dope,
He knows that, but he's broke,
He's so stagnant that he knows,
When he goes back to his mobile home, that's when it's,
Back to the lab again, yo
This whole rhapsody
He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him.
You own it, bitch you better never let it go,
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow,
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime,
You better!
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment, The soul's escaping, through this hole that is gaping,
You own it, bitch you better never let it go,
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow,
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime,
You better!
This world is mine for the taking,
Make me king, as we move toward a new world order,
A normal life is boring, but superstardom's close to post mortem.
It only grows harder, only grows hotter,
He blows us all over, these hoes is all on him.
Coast to coast shows, he's known as the globetrotter,
Lonely roads, God only knows,
He's grown farther from home, he's no father.
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter,
But hold your nose 'cause here goes the cold water,
His hoes don't want him no more, he's cold product.
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows,
He nose dove and sold nada,
So the soap opera is told and unfolds,
I suppose it's old partner but the beat goes on,
Da da dum da dum da da!
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment,
You own it, bitch you better never let it go,
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow,
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime,
You better!
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment,
You own it, bitch you better never let it go,
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow,
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime,
You better!
No more games, I'ma change what you call rage, You better lose yourself in the music, the moment, You can do anything you set your mind to, people!
Tear this motherfucking roof off like 2 dogs caged,
I was playing in the beginning, the mood all changed,
I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage,
But I kept rhyming and stepped right into the next cypher.
Best believe somebody's paying the pied piper,
All the pain inside amplified by the fact,
That I can't get by with my, 9 to 5,
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family,
Cause man, these goddam food stamps don't buy diapers,
And it's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life,
And these times are so hard, and it's getting even harder,
Trying to feed and water my seed, plus,
Teeter totter caught up between being a father and a prima donna,
Baby mama drama's screaming on and,
Too much for me to wanna,
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony,
Has gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail,
I've got to formulate a plot or I end up in jail or shot,
Success is my only motherfucking option, failure's not!
Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got to go,
I cannot grow old in Salem's lot,
So here I go it's my shot.
Feet fail me not; this may be the only opportunity that I got!
You own it, bitch you better never let it go,
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow,
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime,
You better!
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment,
You own it, bitch you better never let it go,
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow,
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime,
You better!
The music plays on as I walk of stage with Derflinger back in his sheath and the laptop in my hands. I grab Louise by the hand and just continue forward eventually closing the laptop. I could feel Louise stare at the back of my head most likely looking for answers as we continue to walk. Though I stop abruptly and feel her hit into my back. The reason why I had stopped walking is because of the giant stone rock monster towering over me. It was covered in moss and had a face of its own. It was just a tiny bit smaller than the tower of the main building and it was smashing its rock fists against the stone yet surprisingly it didn't leave even a scratch on it.
"Is that someone else's familiar? I ask Louise as I turn around to look at her only to see her sprawled on the ground with swirls in her eyes.
"Come on Louise this is no time to be taking naps. Sheesh I guess I bored you more than I thought I did." I said aloud.
She then snaps back up to look at the rock monster and pales.
"That's not a familiar! That is a summoning creature!" she said
"Is there a difference? I am a summoned creature technically." I tell her
"Of course there is a difference idiot! That thing can only be summoned by a triangle class mage especially a golem of that size! That means there is a powerful person attacking the school! We must stop it!" Said Louise as she began to chant a spell
"Wait a minute! We can't fight that thing by ourselves it would crush us…horribly! We need to get back up." I tell her but it was too late as the golem noticed us and went to attack us.
"This just isn't your lucky day!" A voice yelled out as the dust around us picked up and obscured our view
When I opened my eyes up the dust began to disperse only for a giant rock hand to head towards Louise and I.
"Watch out!" I yell as I push Louise out of the way only to be capture by the golem. It began to crush me in its hand but I ignored the pain as best as I could so that I could think properly enough to send Louise away but she didn't budge as she stared at me.
"SAITO!" she yelled out as the golem squeezed me harder
"Louise run! Run away!" I yell out while trying to hit the rock with my fists which was a stupid idea in general but anything would do if I could just escape
"Let go of Saito!" Yelled out Louise as she stood up and took her wand out
I could see her shaking as she held her ground to the massive golem.
"You idiot what are you doing! I told you to run!" I yell out as she closed her eyes
"It's useless to even try." yelled out a hooded figure from on top of the golem as she directed the golem to reach out and grab Louise
"Louise hurry up and get out of here!" I scream out but it is to no avail as she just stands there and mutters something while holding her wand tightly
"FIREBALL!" yells out Louise
I stare at her as nothing seems to happen. All of us stop expecting something to occur but nothing does at least until the area between the tower and the hand that I am captured in explodes.
"Guuuaaaah!" I yelp out as I feel myself get burned from the heat of the explosion.
"Are you trying to kill me?" I scream out as I look at the smoldering scorch mark on my shoulder but luckily I was undamaged
"Shut up, I made a mistake!" she yells back
"How is that even a fireball?" says the hooded person that sounded like a girl
"The wall... from that spell?" said the person in a low voice but I heard her even just barely and I decide to turn and look at the wall only to see it fall apart
"Let go of Saito! Listen, this time I will be serious!" Said Louise
"Just stop it Louise and run away! You don't stand a chance against this thing." I say to her
"Tch, either way it will be in my favor. Go Golem!" she yelled out as the golem rose and punched through the tower wall; thus leaving a big gaping hole inside it
The woman then proceeded to run down the golems arm and entered into the tower. A second later she came back out with something in her arms.
"Golem!" she yelled out as the golems arm receded back and brought her away from the tower
"I appreciate the help kid!" she yelled out
The golem then began to walk away and dropped me from an incredible height. I could see the ground draw closer so I closed my eyes and when I did I could practically see my life flash before my eyes but that changed quickly as I was swept up in a gust of wind. When I reopened my eyes I noticed I was gliding along the air on Tabitha's blue wind dragon!
"Thank you Tabitha!" I say aloud and then we glide along the sky, eventually we notice the golem making an escape but I tell Tabitha to let it go since I felt we were ill prepared for the a battle with the thing. I notice Tabitha was wearing a crown on her head that looked a bit like princess Peach's from that Mario game.
"Hey Tabitha I didn't know you were a princess!" I yell out as I take in the air that is rushing at my face
The air felt amazing against my skin to say the least. I felt a lot of enjoyment from flying through the air. It was envigorating and exciting. I wished I could fly like this all the time. It felt... free.
"No princess. Winner." Was all she said
I guess she was a person of few words. I could respect that as sometimes words were unneccesary. Eventually we made our way back down to the ground after we were sure no one else would attack. We saw many of the guards scrambling around most likely searching for any intruders but they were of course unsuccessful. After all everyone knows guards always suck at their jobs. We finally hit the ground in the court yard where all the other students are and I search for Louise. We find each other and I quickly subdue the urge to hug her since it seemed inappropriate to do so in front of such a crowd. Instead we make our way behind everyone and just wait for things to settle down.
Time Skip: Evening
Things eventually calmed down once the sun began to set. The guards took forever to search everywhere for anything unusual. I stood by Louise with my arms crossed behind my head and looked out at all the students who were holding different conversations of the same things. It was interesting really how rumors spread out. I stopped listening to them though once I heard Louise finally beginning to speak.
"For her to control such a large golem she would have to at least be a triangle-class mage." she said
"Well, in any case, at least both of us are safe, so all is well!" I say happily that I survived a near death experience
"No it is not!" she said angrily though before the conversation could continue we heard running coming from behind us
"Thank good you are both okay!" said the princess as she came to a halt in front of us
"Princess! Please forgive me for not being able to protect one of the kingdoms valued treasures!" Said Louise as she knelt in front of the purple haired woman
I take this as my cue to kneel as well and apparently so does the princess as she kneels in front of us both.
"It is not your responsibility, Louise Françoise." she said
"But still..." Louise began to say but was interrupted by one of the princess's personal guards
"Your Highness please hurry." he said
The princess nodded to the guard and then turned her attention back to Louise.
"I must report what happened here to the royal court, but let us meet again in the near future, Louise and Mr. Familiar." she said as she got up and made her way to the carriage
We followed her to the front gate to give our good-byes and as she rode away I could feel Louise grow sad.
"I hope that the princess will not be held accountable for this..." she began to say
"Accountable? No way that is possible. The thief was here, but the princess only came by chance." I say to her but this seemed to just make her more depressed
"Recently, within the royal court, I have heard of an unpleasant rumor. Although it is just futile for me to even worry about it since there is nothing I can do. They say that they plan to dethrone the princess if she makes any mistakes. They never even wanted her here in the first place. She chose to disobey them and came instead. Now that this incident has occurred they will likely blame the whole ordeal onto her." she said
"Hmm... hey Louise, can I ask you something?" I say
"What is it?" she asks me in response
"When I was captured, why didn't you run like I told you to?" I say as I stare at the ground intently
"You're dumb aren't you? A mage that abandons her familiar isn't really a mage at all." She says as she looks towards the sky
I stare at her in awe as I am slightly impressed by her pride though I felt that to be an insignificant reason to trying to get yourself killed. After all even if I died she could just summon another one... right?
"Besides we are friends now... aren't we?" she says as she turns to look at me
I smile at her genuine honesty and feel a bit more relieved by her resolve. I nod an affirmative to her question and she smiles. Even during the sunset she still looked cute. She really did look cute no matter what light shined onto her.
"Good then come on. It is getting late and I am tired from today's events. Let's go to bed so that we have the energy to deal with any other problems later." she says as she turns around and heads to her room
I quickly follow after her and can't help but feel like things just got more interesting around this place.
A/N: Well guys this is chapter 6 of my story! I really hope you all enjoyed it! Please Read and Review!
So yea spoiler alert here about episode 6 if you haven't seen it yet so you might wanna skip this part!
So yes episode 6 holy crap! Cat fight! And Louise Bitch slaps the princess! That's insane! Though it did lead to her and Saito almost having sex, though unfortunately Tiffania had to be there! How they never noticed a half naked giant titted elf girl is unknown but of course Louise ruins the moment as she beats on Saito for accidently touching Tiffania's boob when he was positioning himself over Louise and instead his hand lands on her breast! Crazy shit man, crazy shit. I cry tears of sadness for you Saito at yet another failed attempt to getting some action but that's ok because in my story at that point you would have gotten it in. Though unfortunately I am not yet at season 4. In other news episode 7 will feature elves apparently and quite possibly Tiffania revealing her feeling to Saito! Please watch and enjoy this episode several hours earlier than anyone else in English dub at (anime )