Author's note: Sorry I haven't updated in so long. I've been very busy doing a writing challenge and haven't had time.
But meanwhile, guess what! Caspy the Fake started his very own blog. You can read it at: caspysbadboyblog. blogspot. com.
He frequently has guests, including his little brother, Raspy (who does the backup vocals for Caspy's songs), and other weirdos like himself. Enjoy this chapter and enjoy Caspy's blog!
From: Susan
To: Aravis; Lucy
Subject: More Wedding Stuff
What flavor of cake would you like, Aravis? Edmund says chocolate, but Peter says white. Tumnus wants fruit cake with sardines on top. Eww!
The wedding shower shall be at Cair Anvard, correct? We need to set a date and keep it secret so dreaded Caspy doesn't crash it.
Does Cor want to have a bachelor party? Are the guys willing to plan it?
Please get back to me soon!
With love, Susan
From: Aravis
To: Susan; Lucy
Subject: RE: More Wedding Stuff
Hello Queen Susan and Queen Lucy,
Can we have chocolate and white cake? Cor and Corin want chocolate, but I think white cake would look more formal.
Yes, King Lune has graciously arranged for the southern veranda to be decorated and used for the shower. All we have to do is plan out the food and invite the guests.
Corin would like to know if the guys could possibly just hang out at King Peter's hunting lodge. It would only be Cor, Corin and your brothers. And King Lune.
Thank you so much for all your help!
- Aravis
From: Edmund
To: Eustace
Subject: Guess What!
Hey Eustace!
Guess who I saw (again)!
- Ed
From: Eustace
To: Edmund
Subject: RE: Guess What!
Uhh, Jill? Would you please leave me alone about her!
- Eustace
From: Edmund
To: Eustace
Subject: RE: Guess What!
Oh, come on, Eustace! It's funny. And as your cousin, I have the right to tease you about girls.
Sincerely, Edmund
P.S. Don't bother arguing with me about it since I am the king!
From: Eustace
To: Peter
Subject: Your Brother
Cousin Peter,
Edmund will not drop the subject of Jill. He got it in his head that we like each other, and he wouldn't stop teasing me about her! Could you possibly do something about it?
Thank you,
Cousin Eustace
From: Peter
To: Eustace
Subject: RE: Your Brother
I'm sure that I can do something, Eustace. ;) Edmund doesn't know when to let things drop sometimes. But may I ask, do you like Jill?
- Cousin Peter
From: Eustace
To: Peter
Subject: RE: Your brother
Do I like Jill? I dearly hope Edmund doesn't see this email. But yes, I suppose I do like her. Very much.
From: Lucy
To: Susan
Subject: Eustace & Jill
Susan! Susan, you won't guess what I found out! Peter left his email pulled up on his computer, and he had an email from Eustace. Well, Eustace admitted that he likes Jill. Like like likes Jill. Like he might marry her. But we can't tell Edmund.
Love, Lucy
From: Susan
To: Lucy
Subject: RE: Eustace & Jill
Lucy, what have I told you about reading messages meant for other people? You are quite nosy sometimes. As for the news, I have always assumed that. Actually, Peter and I were discussing it last week.
From: Corin
To: Edmund
Subject: Look at the date…
Hey King Edmund!
Do you know what today is? If you don't, it's April Fools! We should do something crazy! Something really crazy! We should prank your brother.
- Corin
From: Edmund
To: Corin
Subject: RE: Look at the date…
You're such a brilliant lad, Corin! We should get Peter! We can douse him in chocolate milk or something better. Any ideas?
From: Corin
To: Edmund
Subject: RE: Look at the date…
I know! When King Peter is taking a nap, you should dye his hair green! Hahahaha! But don't tell him it was my idea.
From: Edmund
To: Corin
Subject: RE: Look at the date…
I won't tell. No one will know. :::evil smile:::
- Ed
From: Peter
To: Edmund
Subject: GLARE
EEEDDDMMMUUUNNNDDD!
From: Edmund
To: Peter
Subject: RE: GLARE
What made you want to change hair color, Peter? You were already dumb enough as a blond.
- Cheeky Edmund
P.S. I think I'll go live in the woods for a bit.
From: Peter
To: Lucy
Subject: Favor
Will you do me a favor, Lu? When Edmund returns home, please inform me so that I can lock him up for 100 years and not have to speak to him, save when I wish.
Your loving brother, Peter
From: Lucy
To: Peter
Subject: RE: Favor
Why? What did Edmund do this time?
From: Peter
To: Lucy
Subject: RE: Favor
What did he do? WHAT DID HE DO?! Lucy, just look at my hair. That's all the evidence you need. And I liked being a blond too. :(
From: Lucy
To: Peter
Subject: RE: Favor
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOUR HAIR IS GREEN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
From: Susan
To: Peter
Subject: Your Hair
Peter Pevensie, what did you do to your hair?! It's horrible!
From: Peter
To: Susan
Subject: RE: Your Hair
Susan, do you honestly think that I would dye my own hair? It was Edmund of course. Who assisted him, I don't know. But it was Edmund no doubt. I will get that scoundrel!
- Peter
From: Susan
To: Peter
Subject: RE: Your Hair
I have the perfect prank to pull on Caspy the Fake and Rabadash! :D
With love, Susan the Gentle