Truth or Dare…HETALIA STYLE!

Everyone: "Marukaite chikyuu, Marukaite chikyuu, Marukaite chikyuu, Boku Hetalia!"

Faye: Lilli, help me clean up the Chinese.

Lilli: Ok!

Felicity, Francesca, and Livvy: "Nagagutsu de kanpai da! Hetalia!"

Livvy: Oi, guys, check this out! You know how you always add "in bed" after the end of the message in a fortune cookie? This one totally wins! "It is always good to compromise…IN BED!"

Everyone: (lolling on the ground)

Lilli: (wipes away a tear of laughter) You know what would make this even better? If we could turn it into a Hetalia Truth or Dare fan fiction!

*A sudden flash from the television, and sparking as the lights go out; all five girls scream; the girls are plunged into utter blackness*

Faye: You ok, guys?

Francesca: Liv, get offa me!

Lilli: Ooof! (breath whooshes out of her as Francesca inadvertently shoves Livvy onto her)

Faye: Lills, you ok?

Lilli: Liv, get offa ME!

Livvy: I can't see where I am or where I'm going!

Faye: WILL YOU ALL JUST SHADDUP? Ok, now sound off!

Francesca: Here.

Lilli: Here!

Livvy: Here.

Faye: Where's Felicity?

*The lights turn back on, and the girls find themselves in a field of sunflowers with no sign of Faye's dorm room in sight. The girls gasp and turn to see Felicity running towards them through the sunflowers*

Felicity: RUUUUN! This is Russia's sunflower field!

Everyone: Ack! (begins running out of the field frantically)

Lilli: WAIT!

Everyone: (stops, panting) ?

Lilli: I wished that we could do a Hetalia Truth or Dare fan fiction…and here we are! (does a happy dance)

Faye: Lilli, what the hell are you talking about?

Lilli: We can control the fan fiction! I WISH THE AXIS AND ALLIED POWERS WOULD COME! Oh, and Canada and Switzerland and Liechtenstein and Austria and Hungary and Poland and Prussia and…oh what the heck, EVERYONE GET YO BUTTS HERE NOW!

*Incoming of a bunch of nations from the sky*

Russia: (creepy purple cloud expanding) My sunflowers…

Nations: (mixture of "What?"'s and "Where the hell am I?"'s and "FRANCE!")

Livvy: You forgot to mention Sealand…(starts to cry)

Sealand: I am a nation!

England: (disentangling himself from France who is trying to grope him) No you're not, you bloody git!

Faye: What the fuck, Lilli?

Francesca: (catching on) Lilli wished we could do a fan fiction…we got whisked off into Russia's sunflower field…and the nations appeared when Lilli called…We must be able to do whatever we want to as the writers of this fan fiction! Oi! I want some French pop to be playing!

*French pop starts blasting from an unseen source*

France: (perks up) The lady likes French?

Francesca: Heck, yeah!

Felicity: This is so freaking awesome!

Livvy: We can do a fan fiction! Yay!

Lilli: Hugs for everyone! (starts going around giving hugs to all the nations, whether they want it or not)

*Lilli is about to hug Russia*

Faye: LILLI NO DON'T DO THAT HE'S GONNA-

*Lilli hugs Russia, who is ultimately confused that someone isn't scared of him; in the end, Lilli escapes unscathed; Lilli goes back to her hugging rounds*

Faye: ?

Felicity: To the wonderful people reading this: remember to keep the truths and/or dares to a rating of T – we don't want to scar anyone for life – be sure to ACTUALLY review, try to keep the truths and/or dares to a maximum of 5, and have fun!

Livvy: Heck yeah!

*Lilli hugs France, who starts groping her; Lilli breaks away and runs off, screaming; France follows in hot pursuit*

Faye: NOT MY SISTER YOU FUCKING FRENCH BASTARD! (runs after them)

Everyone: (runs after to keep the Frenchman away from the innocent Lilli)


A/N: Remember to review, peeps! If you have any questions, refer to Felicity's last comment. And be sure to have fun!