Author Note: Really rather random makes not a lot of sense, but I had fun doing it! That's what counts right? Anyway here it goes! France stays at Britain's!

"Thank you Britain for letting me stay at your house mes amies!"

"Yeah whatever France, but remember the house rules! No coming in the same room as me, No cooking in my kitchen unless its English food..."

"I'll take that as a no cooking in your cuisine, I'm not cooking your stinky English food! Yukk!"

"How very dare you insult my cooking!"

"Well mon Cherie I cat hep it as it is truly terrible and I refuse to eat it! I shall now be retiring to my room and reading for a while before I sleep."

"Don't care just leave and don't call me a cherry!"

France calmly glides up the stairs and into the guest room.

"Hello Britain."

"Flying Mint Bunny, am I glad to see you! France has to stay at my house for the week and it's so depressing!"

"No worries Britain. It's only a week he'll be gone before you know it! You have us anyway, don't you?"

"Yes, thanks Minbun, that's put my spirits up!"

"I'm glad I could help!"

France sneeks downstairs to spy on Britain and he sees him talking to thin air.

"My, my, my you really have lost it this time Britain!"

"Oi, France you said you were retireing!"

"Oui, ma petit fleur however I heard you talking and decided to come and join the party!"

"Well there's nothing to see here so if you don't mind I would prefer it if you left now."

"Bom soir, sugar muffin!"

France once again goes up the stairs.

"What a perve!"

The sun shone brightly through the curtains in Britain's room. The warm summer breeze wafted through the slightly opened window.

"Ummmmmm, Mintbun could you iggle over a bit."

"Monsieur, I am not some imaginary friend I am France your bum buddy!"

"OMG FRANCE WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY BED! I'M SO SCARED! WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING WHILE I'VE BEEN ASLEEP!"

"Nothing, nothing, nothing at all!"

"I don't trust you France I'm so scared right now anyway, you broke the rules you have to leave!"

"Non, I pulled the bed to the door. I'm actually in the hallway, sugar plum!"

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