In the city of Olympia, Washington also known as Olympus to the gods, live the mighty gods among mortals. Owners of shops, stores, restraunts, corporations and other. Our story starts at a pub, owned by one special god is particular.
"Hah, I'm bored." Hades leaned back into his chair. "Hmm, what can I do?"
"Sweetheart is going back to her Mother's and well.." He sighed. He looks out of his window and sees something interesting. "Huh, isn't that? Ohhh! I know to cure my boredom." He takes out his phone and snaps a picture. He chuckled sinisterly.
An hour later...
A woman, who looked out of place for a pub, walked through the door. Hades smiled and got up to greet her.
"Hello, little sister." Hades said and hugged her. She frowned and squirmed out of his grasp.
"Hades, what do you want? You call me when I was in a session. The couple were having enough problems as is and then you call and well I think the correct term is 'all of Hell is breaking loose'." She glared at him.
"That's what I do, I can't help who I am." He said, faking being so sad.
"So what do you want?" Hera crossed her arms across her chest.
"Well, did you know where dear Zeus was about an hour ago?" Hades asked her.
She frowned at him, suspiciosly. "He was at a meeting with some of his board members. He still is now."
"Is any of these 'members' women?"
"Absolutely not! Hades! What is going on?" She yelled at him, annoyed.
"Well this." Hades took out his phone and showed her a picture of a man with long dark hair and a long beard (the Jesus look) and a young woman who was showing more skin than most.
Hera looked at the picture, wide-eyed and murder in the eyes. "He promised me he wouldn't. I'm going to kill him."
Hades watched her amused by her expressions. Hera ran out in anger, swearing under her breath.
"Well that was interesting. Now to open up my pub." Hades said to himself as we walked to the door and flipped the sign.
He went back to his seat.
A few minutes later...
A customer walked in.
"Welcome to B.L.Z Pub. What's your poison?"