A/N- Well, I wrote this out of boredom during class. My sense of humor may be off, but what do I know? My first story, by the way.

Rated T for language and future chapters. Yep, I've got them planned.

Disclaimer- I don't own Bleach or any characters mentioned in this fic. If I did, Ogihci would be torturing Aizen, Ulquiorra would be helping him, and it would be horrible.

He was bored, even more bored than he usually was. There wasn't much to do in Ichigo's screwed-up mindscape. The only notable features this world had to offer was it's skyscrapers and their wierd gravity. Not much to see, not much to do.

Zangetsu was standing right where he usually was- on his 'old man emo pole'. [1] He was either lost in thought or asleep. How he managed to sleep while standing was anyone's guess, but it had happened before.

"Zanny~!" the hollow called out, but the black-cloaked figure didn't move a muscle. "Zanny! Wake up!" He whined, and then poked his arm.

The sword looked at him and gave an exasperated sigh. "I wasn't asleep... Now what do you want?"

"I'm bored."

"So?"

"Come on! Wanna play a game or somethin'?"

Zangetsu looked at the hollow suspisously. "Are you trying to pull something?"

"No! Why would you think that?"

"Well, when you're involved, there's usually trouble, Ogihci." [2]

"I'm not going to play with you. Go find something else to do." He then turned around and ingnored the hollow once again.

Ogihci pouted and walked off, wandering the sides of the various buildings. 'Great.' He thought. 'Zanny's busy being his emo-y self again.' He was trying to think of something to do when he suddenly recalled something. A psychotic grin spread over his face. Oh, yes.

Payback.

Zangetsu was standing on his pole, deep in thought. It had been nearly two hours since he had told the hollow to go away, and he hadn't seen him since. This was concerning; the last time this had happened, Zangetsu had found his robes shreded to pieces, courtesy of the albino. It had taken him hours to stich them back together. Just as he was about to go searching for the albino, a white blur came charging at him.

"ZANNY!" the albino shrieked, his mouth ringed with chocolate.

"Wha-" Zangetsu started, but was interupted by Ogihci glomping him.

The albino shrieked happily, then pinned Zangetsu on the groung and sat on him. He was grinning wildly the whole time.

"What are you-" Sudden realization dawned on the zanpakuto. "Good lord... You found candy again, didn't you?" he asked, horrified.

"Candy!" Ogihci cried out happily, then retrieved some licorice from somewhere on his person. He began tangling the candy in Zangetsu's hair, then rethought the use of his new weapon and began tying the poor sword up with the licorice.

"No! For the love of kami, stop!" The hollow's psychotic grin just spread wider, if that was even possible, and continued on.

"Stop! I HATE LICORICE!"

-Later that day-

Ichigo entered his inner world to find out what all that screaming was about earlier. He had been in class at the time, so he couldn't do anything.

Looking around, he could immediately tell something was wrong.

Zangetsu was lying a short distance away, completely wrapped in what appeared to be red licorice. The shinigami couldn't tell if he was awake or unconscious, so he called out to him.

"Zan-Zangetsu?" he asked uncertainly, looking around warily at the same time.

"Mm, mrf!" was the reply that the licorice-bond spirit managed to get out, his words extremely muffled.

With some difficulty, Ichigo managed to get the licorice wrapped around his zanpakuto's face off, then set to work on the rest of the candy. Slightly amused, the strawberry just had to ask. "So... Get attacked by a candy monster or what?"

Zangetsu looked up at him, his face pale. "Ichigo, you've got to find Ogihci!"

Still bewildered by the state he found his sword in, Ichigo finally managed to remove the rest of the candy from Zangetsu's body. "Um, okay. Why?"

"HE'S ON A SUGAR HIGH!" The old man yelled at his master, grabbing his sholders and shaking him at the same time.

"Wha-What?" Ichigo stammered, his skin paling to the point to which it resembled the albino in question's. "Where'd he get candy from? I thought we took it all away 'cause of what happened last time?"

"We did. He must have had some stashed away somewhere," the sword replied, standing as he said this. "We have to find him before-"

A white figure rushing up as if to greet them interupted Zangetsu. The hollow pounced.

"KING!" He hit Ichigo on the chest, sending the shinigami flying, himself falling to the side of the building. They both got up, and the hollow darted towards the shinigami.

"Ogi-" he started, but Ogihci glomped him, knocking the wind out of Ichigo in the process. The hollow then began to squeeze the life out of the strawberry in some kind of bizarre bear-hug.

"KING!" he screamed. "Zanny wouldn't play with me!" Ichigo was now gasping for air, his face slowly turning purple. "So I found CANNNDY!" the hyperactive albino shrieked, oblivious to his 'majesty' slowly losing consciousness in his arms.

Zangetsu was frantically trying to get the hollow to release his grip on his wielder. Ichigo had passed out earlier, but the psychotic albino either didn't care or just didn't notice, which wouldn't be all that surprising considering his current state of sugar-highness.

Ogihci was currently jumping up and down, babbling on about something along the lines of 'pink bunnys covered with chocolate'. Zangetsu managed to wrench Ichigo away from the hollow, who immediately ran off the way he came, screaming about candy the whole way.

After Ichigo woke up, he and Zangetsu set out to locate Ogihci. He was sitting a few buildings away, devouring a huge pile of candy. While he was focused on unwrapping a candy bar, the zanpakuto and shinigami crept up behind him, then pounced. They brought him to the ground yelling, then tied him up with some rope. The hollow was then dragged off by Ichigo, Zangetsu taking the candy somewhere for destruction.

When the sword returned, the candy having been incinerated, Ichigo was standing above a knocked-out hollow.

"What happened?"

"He wouldn't shut up, so I knocked him out. I think he should stay tied up 'till his sugar high wears off."

"How long do you think that will take?"

"I dunno. How much candy do you think he ate?"

"Not sure."

Ogihci woke up a few hours later, still on his sugar-high. Zangetsu promptly knocked him out again.

[1]- Hehe... Name inspired by Kuro-Hollow-Neko.

[2]- I call Ogihci this only because it's the only thing close to a name that he's been given. I know he says he has no name, but at the beginning of No Shaking Throne (Vol. 25) in the Bleach All Stars thing his name is listed as ikasoruK ogihcI. He is the exact opposite of Ichigo, after all.

A/N- Well, I don't know if anyone'll like it, but I really like to write about these guys. I've got a whole page with ideas for new chapters on it, just waiting to be written.

Any suggestions would be welcome. Review!