A/N: Inspired by Garmonbozia's excellent MoriartyLives!fics.
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The Blog of Dr. John Watson
16th June:
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He was my best friend and I'll always believe in him.
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Hi sexy, it's me again. I'm bored. Let's play.
Rich Brook(geddit?) 29 June 15:23
I didn't actually shoot myself in the face, you know. Obviously.
Rich Brook(geddit?) 30 June 12:20
I've got your adorable conversation with Johnny-boy recorded on my phone, you know. Maybe I'll post it to Youtube.
Rich Brook(geddit?) 30 June 12: 34
"I want you to tell Lestrade, tell Mrs. Hudson, tell Molly – in fact, tell anyone who will listen to you that I INVENTED Moriarrrteeeee for MY OWN P URPOSESSS"
Rich Brook(geddit?) 30 June 12:36
And so forth. Amirite?
Rich Brook(geddit?) 30 June 12:40
But seriously.
Rich Brook(geddit?) 1 July 16:29
Come on. It was only a six-story building. I know you're out there somewhere.
Rich Brook(geddit?) 5 July 05:20
SO. BORED.
Rich Brook(geddit?) 6 July 11:11
I know you're reading this, Sherlock.
Rich Brook(geddit?) 26 July 18:20
Well, I'm assuming you're reading this. None of my men have actually been able to spot you.
Rich Brook(geddit?) 26 July 18:49
You're good.
Rich Brook(geddit?) 27 July 15:10
Or you're really dead.
Rich Brook(geddit?) 28 July 12:00
Okay, okay, I'll be the first to admit my plan was a little short-sighted. You've made your point. Can we go back to playing now?
Rich Brook(geddit?) 2 August 12:29
What am I supposed to do now, Sherlock? Have a little empathy, for Chrissakes.
Rich Brook(geddit?) 5 August 19:22
Yeah, I know. Pot and kettle and all that. Guilty as charged.
Rich Brook(geddit?) 6 August 13:58
(Unless the Old Bailey's involved. LOL :3
Rich Brook(geddit?) 6 August 14:00
Tell you what: I'll keep it just between the two of us. It'll be like the good old days. Just between you and me. Nobody else involved.
Rich Brook(geddit?) 12 August 16:50
Oh, come on. Is THAT why you're not replying? You're worried about your friends?
Rich Brook(geddit?) 15 August 14:11
That's just ridiculous. The deal was "Jump and I won't kill all your friends", not "Jump and die and stay dead and I won't kill all your friends". Listening comprehension, plz?
Rich Brook(geddit?) 15 August 14:24
Sebby tells me I did actually tell you to kill yourself. Which, he tells me, implies dying. And staying dead.
Rich Brook(geddit?) 16 August 15:52
But then Sebby's an insufferable pedant.
Rich Brook(geddit?) 16 August 16:00
Comes with the profession, I suppose.
Rich Brook(geddit?) 16 August 17:33
Sebby's a hell of a sniper, I mean. Used to venture into the jungle and track down tigers.
Rich Brook(geddit?) 17 August 16:42
Not easy to compete with that sort of background, but I keep him occupied.
Rich Brook(geddit?) 17 August 20:02
I kept him on Johnny-boy in case the other guy messed up. Can never be sure with foreigners.
Rich Brook(geddit?) 18 August 14:21
Do you know they actually gave him a shock blanket? John, I mean.
Rich Brook(geddit?) 18 August 18:21
An orange one.
Rich Brook(geddit?) 19 August 14:01
But I suppose it makes sense. He was all... wobbly.
Rich Brook(geddit?) 19 August 14:23
Could hardly keep him in the crosshairs, Seb tells me.
Rich Brook(geddit?) 19 August 14:32
Wink wink nudge nudge
Rich Brook(geddit?) 19 August 14:55
COME ON!11
Rich Brook(geddit?) 30 August 15:29
Oh. "I believe in Sherlock Holmes". How cute.
Rich Brook(geddit?) 5 September 10:00
This is getting absurd.
Rich Brook(geddit?) 30 September 17:20
So. bored. Bored. BORED!
Rich Brook(geddit?) 15 October 20:10
I'm starting to sound like you aren't I?
Rich Brook(geddit?) 15 October 20:12
This is FATE.
Rich Brook(geddit?) 15 October 20:13
Do you know how hard it is to find a decent challenge around here?
Rich Brook(geddit?) 16 October 21:11
I mean, sure, I could go and plot out all sorts of cunningly elegant schemes for terrorists and political groups and the like, but nobody would even NOTICE.
Rich Brook(geddit?) 16 October 21:17
What's the point of being a criminal genius if there's nobody to appreciate you?
Rich Brook(geddit?) 16 October 21:22
I might just go and kill myself soon.
Rich Brook(geddit?) 20 October 01:12
Honestly.
Rich Brook(geddit?) 20 October 02:52
For real.
Rich Brook(geddit?) 20 October 04:21
You wouldn't want that to happen, would you?
Rich Brook(geddit?) 22 October 11:12
...Would you?
Rich Brook(geddit?) 25 October 12:01
Sherlock?
Rich Brook(geddit?) 27 October 07:12
I mean, I thought we had a special something going on there.
Rich Brook(geddit?) 29 October 23:31
You were ready to outright throttle me. On a rooftop.
Rich Brook(geddit?) 30 October 00:24
It doesn't get much kinkier than that.
Rich Brook(geddit?) 30 October 00:33
TRICK OR TREAT!
Rich Brook(geddit?) 31 October 21:00
It's been four months. I'm disappointed in you, ordinary Sherlock. I really thought you'd be starting to show signs of life by now. Halloween would've been perfect.
Rich Brook(geddit?) 4 November 19:01
There's a hole where a thorn in my side used to be.
Rich Brook(geddit?) 10 November 21:05
Look, I'll say it again: Just the two of us. Nobody else. No... collateral damage.
Rich Brook(geddit?) 20 November 19:01
You want me to promise it?
Rich Brook(geddit?) 25 November 15:21
Fine.
Rich Brook(geddit?) 25 November 19:01
I promise I won't involve anyone you know in our games.
Rich Brook(geddit?) 25 November 19:05
Happy?
Rich Brook(geddit?) 26 November 12:25
Okay, fine, maybe I don't across as the most trustworthy type of person.
Rich Brook(geddit?) 15 December 11:01
Sebby reminds me that the term is "changeable".
Rich Brook(geddit?) 15 December 11:05
What would I do without him?
Rich Brook(geddit?) 15 December 11:12
Find someone else, probably.
Rich Brook(geddit?) 15 December 11:20
Merry Christmas, sugar! Don't catch your death out there, wherever you are. I'm not done playing with you!
Rich Brook(geddit?) 25 December 17:01
Sebby tells me some of our agents in the Netherlands have been having problems. Was that you?
Rich Brook(geddit?) 28 December 19:24
Please tell me it was you.
Rich Brook(geddit?) 29 December 10:10
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Rich Brook(geddit?) 31 December 23:59
Here's my NY's resolution: Play with Sherlock Holmes again! :) :) :P
Rich Brook(geddit?) 1 January 00:04
Okay, you should know by now that I removed the inside man we had in Lestrade's office. How's that for a gesture of goodwill?
Rich Brook(geddit?) 30 January 11:55
Sebby says "goodwill" sounds funny when I say it.
Rich Brook(geddit?) 2 February 15:21
I've been rehearsing these out loud before posting them, you see.
Rich Brook(geddit?) 2 February 15:25
I want everything to be perfect for you. :)
Rich Brook(geddit?) 2 February 15:29
Happy Valentine's Day, Virgin! Mwah mwah mwah! :3
Rich Brook(geddit?) 14 February 14:14
Do you wish to see a grown man beg?
Rich Brook(geddit?) 20 February 15:21
I'm not above it, you know.
Rich Brook(geddit?) 28 February 11:26
You jumped off a rooftop for me. I'm willing to make concessions.
Rich Brook(geddit?) 29 February 19:00
Please.
Rich Brook(geddit?) 3 March 15:21
PLEEASSSE.
Rich Brook(geddit?) 9 March 11:25
Pretty plEAASSSE with a cherry on top!
Rich Brook(geddit?) 15 March 18:55
I haven't shaved in a month, my fingernails are in horrible shape and I'm pretty sure I've put on weight.
Rich Brook(geddit?) 29 March 15:11
It's all your fault.
Rich Brook(geddit?) 1 April 20:00
No, really.
Rich Brook(geddit?) 2 April 11:24
Teh boredom. It HURTS.
Rich Brook(geddit?) 5 April 12:45
You're driving me to desperation, Sherlock.
Rich Brook(geddit?) 19 April 15:00
You know what happens when I get desperate.
Rich Brook(geddit?) 25 April 18:01
answwwer meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Rich Brook(geddit?) 28 April 20:00
It's almost a year.
Rich Brook(geddit?) 5 May 12:25
How about a date? :P
Rich Brook(geddit?) 8 May 13:42
To celebrate our anniversary of mutually driving each other to suicide.
Rich Brook(geddit?) 9 May 17:40
Except, you know, not.
Rich Brook(geddit?) 9 May 18:25
I'm thinkin dinner, candles...
Rich Brook(geddit?) 10 May 12:21
...explosives...
Rich Brook(geddit?) 10 May 12:29
Do you like Celine Dion?
Rich Brook(geddit?) 12 May 18:59
I like singing in the shower.
Rich Brook(geddit?) 14 May 15:42
Maybe we can sing in the shower together sometime.
Rich Brook(geddit?) 16 May 19:15
Lots of sharp things in there. ;)
Rich Brook(geddit?) 19 May 11:28
Today is the day!
Rich Brook(geddit?) 25 May 10:00
I've got the whole evening planned out.
Rich Brook(geddit?) 25 May 10:00
You know what happens tonight?
Rich Brook(geddit?) 25 May 10:02
Tonight we dine in HELL!1
Rich Brook(geddit?) 25 May 10:05
That had to come out. Sorry!
Rich Brook(geddit?) 25 May 10:10
You see what you've done to me?
Rich Brook(geddit?) 25 May 10:12
But come on now.
Rich Brook(geddit?) 25 May 10:16
Midnight.
Rich Brook(geddit?) 25 May 10:27
I'll be at the place where the Russian killer died yesterday under "mysterious circumstances".
Rich Brook(geddit?) 25 May 11:02
IfyouknowwhatImean
Rich Brook(geddit?) 25 May 11:03
;)
Rich Brook(geddit?) 25 May 11:05
I've managed to procure an old-fashioned phonograph. Genuine.
Rich Brook(geddit?) 25 May 12:21
For the classic "the bomb explodes when the recording stops" kind of trap, you know.
Rich Brook(geddit?) 25 May 12:35
One of Bach's pieces. I think you'll like it. :)
Rich Brook(geddit?) 25 May 12:48
What do you care if it explodes? Well, I hate spoilers, but I really ought to mention:
Rich Brook(geddit?) 25 May 12:50
John'll be here too. ;)
Rich Brook(geddit?) 25 May 13:00
I warned you: desperation makes me retreat into tired old cliches.
Rich Brook(geddit?) 25 May 14:01
I'd get your little dog too, but you don't have a little dog, and Lestrade's boring.
Rich Brook(geddit?) 25 May 14:31
You should get one.
Rich Brook(geddit?) 25 May 14:44
I had to gag him, you know. Filthy army mouth and all.
Rich Brook(geddit?) 25 May 14:51
Such fire, though! Must've been hard on you, not seeing him for a year.
Rich Brook(geddit?) 25 May 14:57
(Unless you've been stalking him, I suppose.)
Rich Brook(geddit?) 25 May 15:00
Except there's not much point to this if you're dead.
Rich Brook(geddit?) 25 May 15:02
And, by extension, not much point to John.
Rich Brook(geddit?) 25 May 15:05
Johnny.
Rich Brook(geddit?) 25 May 15:08
So let me know if you're coming by, like, 10pm.
Rich Brook(geddit?) 25 May 15:12
Because otherwise I might get bored and start playing the music early.
Rich Brook(geddit?) 25 May 15:32
And then try to salvage what's left of my evening.
Rich Brook(geddit?) 25 May 15:37
(You can be horribly selfish like that.)
Rich Brook(geddit?) 25 May 15:52
It's funny. I explained to him what I'm doing. He's strapped to a chair and loaded with bombs again, but he's just so hopeful. Happiest he's been in months, probably.
Rich Brook(geddit?) 25 May 16:01
Heartbreaking, really.
Rich Brook(geddit?) 25 May 16:02
You do still have a heart, don't you, Sherlock? ^_~
Rich Brook(geddit?) 25 May 16:15
Well?
Rich Brook(geddit?) 25 May 18:32
I'm waiting.
Rich Brook(geddit?) 25 May 18:54
I said 10 pm, didn't I?
Rich Brook(geddit?) 25 May 19:31
Did I also mention I'm changeable?
Rich Brook(geddit?) 25 May 19:46
Cutting it kind of close, aren't you?
Rich Brook(geddit?) 25 May 20:25
Trick or treat.
SH 25 May 21:00