"Marcia, give me back my coat!" Jan yelled.

"No, it looks way better on ME anyways!" Marcia mimicked.

Jan was mad, because she was going to take the coat on the cmaping trip with her family, The Brady Bunch. But, Marcia was bieng mean and took her coat out of her innocent baby fingers. Jan was angreyed by this suddened act of theivery and lossage. She swept up from the fomage seat she had been satting on and waltzed over to her theif rob sister, MArcia, who was an evil temptress who not o nly stole coats, bbut stole bleeding hearts as well.

Marsha jumpsed up on the table wich was in the room because every room has a table, okay? So she jumped on the taple and sicked her tunge out at her less attractived sister, who was jumping forcelessley at her blond sister who has blond hair. She finally had made her self coragious enough to jump with a great leap of faith and she garbbed the solen item her teribble monster sister had take from her so heartlessly, for no reason may I remind you. She swept her jacketet back to her possesion of herself and laughed at the misfortunes of her sitser, all that hard work for nothing, if noly that would happens to Marica more of the time.,

Just then, Greg, the eldest and more wisest of all the family childs camed in the room with such a quickness that was alnost unmaterialistic. He had noticed the commonition and decided to be intruding itno the girls argumentations, like ervey big borther should do.

"What is going on in here?" Greg laughed, he mst have obivoulysly no included the maternity of the situated situation that the children were situating.

"Marcia had stolen my jacket because she is jelus of my womanly curvatures." Jan pertruded.

"No, I am obviously of much more attraciveness, for I have had many sex encounters with many of gentlemans." Mracia persuaded.

But this was a lie for Marcia did not wnat to tell her family she had never had internetcourses for she was ashamingly shamed by her intrusive womanly arenas which were non extincting. For Macria, poor Marica, did not have an thing down in her under areas, they were blank. So everytime she want to sexed a vey attractive male, she would scare them with her blank vanigal areas. It was sad. Marcha was tearing up just remiscing of those.

"Marcia, Garg, Jen, lest go were leaving you, haha not really just kidding. But seriouly hurry your smoothly white behinds down here so we can go cmaping now!" Mike Brandy, the father of half the childs called up.

The bunch hurring down the many steps of the household and Jan fell because hse is clumsy and ungraced. *studio audience laughs* Marsha railed her eyes at her less foranate sister of hers, and went out the front door with her bro, Grag. Jen got up and saw Alice who was sitting on the sofa creying her wrinkling eyeballs out.

"What is disturbing your mind Alice?" Jan embraced.

"I can't coem to the camp out because I have broked my old woman leg." Alice contiues with her wooish sobs.

"Oh that sucks. Okay, bye." Jen skipped out to the car leafing Alice in her darkness of her mind and batchered leg.*studio audience laughs*

Jan runned out to the family car that was packed with all the childrens of the family. Jan had to sit in the trunk because she is the middle child.

"Okay faimly of mine are we rading for out premiscuous trip?" Mike axed the Bunch.

"Yes!" Everyoune releived.

"Okay were going to be camping at...

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...CAMP CRYSTAL LAKE!

*studio audience gasps*

...TO BE CONCLUDING... OKAY?