So yeah, decided to write this three-shot - after all, a writer needs a bit of lax time from their main stories once in a while and this fic has been on the top of my list for a long time now. It'll only be a three shot but if a lot of people like this story I may make it into a multi chapter after I finish Camp Inazuma and Forgetting You.

This story is not to be taken seriously since I did it for fun and for a few laughs. Will be mentioning a lot of writers and story titles, a lot of which I have enjoyed reading since I started Inazuma Fanfiction in July 2011.

Some characters are a bit OOC... but hey it is set at 3 in the morning so I don't blame them for acting OOC for being up that early.

All story titles mentioned go to the respective writers and all writers mentioned go to... wait erm... writers belong to themselves lol. I don't own Inazuma Eleven.

C H A P T E R | 1 | d e l e t e d

It had been about a week since the FFI finished and they had about a month before they could leave back home.

"OH MY GOD! NOOOOOOOOOOO!" A loud screech woke up the entire house where Inazuma Japan had been staying for the Football Frontier International.

It was three in the morning when Kiyama Hiroto fell out of his bed and onto the cold wooden floor of Midorikawa's and his shared room.

"What the hell…?" he heard Midorikawa as he rubbed the back of his neck and ruffled his fire red bed hair which was sticking all over the place.

The two of them walked out of their room to notice several others had been woken up by the shriek that had seem to come from the girls' shared room. Kidou, Fubuki, Gouenji Fudou, Kazemaru and almost the rest of Inazuma Japan were up. A few others who seemed to be missing from the crowd headed to the girls' room had gone back to sleep were Kabeyama, Kurimatsu, Hijikata and Someoka, probably either undisturbed from their sleep or thought that the screecher could wait till tomorrow.

Burn, Gazelle, Ichinose and Domon were also there seeing as Inazuma Japan had invited them over to sleepover for the night. Needless to say, Burn and Gazelle were one of the few who weren't pleased to be waking up this early.

"This can't be good…" Tachimukai yawned to Endou who was close to falling back to sleep while walking.

"THREE . AM . EXPLAIN . NOW" Fudou yelled as he slammed the girls' room opened without knocking and walked in. The rest of the team followed reluctantly knowing Fudou was the worst when it came to being woken up this early in the morning.

"Uh… Oopsie?" Aki laughed while the other three looked at the boys sheepishly.

"Seriously… what is it?" Ichinose expression softened as he looked at Aki.

Aki turned back to the laptop and Ichinose and Kidou leaned over her shoulder to read.

FanfictionNET PROFILE

N A V I G A T I O N
- STORIES - FAVOURITES – ALERT – PRIVATE MESSAGE –

Username: Zcyler
Name: Tripp
Location: New Zealand

"... seriously FanfictionNET?" Ichinose looked at her.

"You screamed… because of fanfictionNET?" Kidou also turned to her before looking at his sister.

"AHHHHHH!" Haruna screamed again but this time into her pillow.

"What's fanfiction?" Hiroto asked confused at the situation and Kidou shrugged.

"Beats me," Midorikawa spoke up, "Do you eat it with Enchiladas…?" he added before Burn hit him on the back of his head.

"Gosh you boys are so stupid sometimes…" Natsumi droned to them.

"Fan fiction (alternatively referred to as fanfiction, fanfic, FF, or fic) is a broadly-defined term for fan labor regarding stories about characters or settings written by fans of the original work, rather than by the original creator. Works of fan fiction are rarely commissioned or authorized by the original work's owner, creator, or publisher; also, they are almost never professionally published. " Kidou said.

"THANK you Kidou," Natsumi sighed

"I thought you didn't know what it was?" Hiroto asked Kidou.

Kidou shrugged and held up his iPhone, "It was on Wikipedia."

"So basically… it's a place where little teenage girls write their fantasies and stories and stuff," Burn said, "And you woke us all because of that..."

"Oh yeah… I remember , I wrote a story on fanfictionnet once about the awesomeness of soccer… and then it got deleted," Endou hyped up.

The rest of the room looked at him blankly and gave him the "wtf?" look.

"You can actually read…" Gazelle looked at him.

"Why… are you J-E-L-O-U-S?" Endou smirked at him.

"Dude… it's J-E-A-L-O-U-S." Hiroto told Endou.

"Really?" Endou questioned himself.

Kogure smirked, "Well I can see why his story got deleted."

Aki screamed into her pillow once again.

"Could you scream a little louder? I think they didn't hear you - IN AMERICA!" Fudou rubbed his forehead with his thumb and finger, "Why is it, EXACTLY are you screaming about anyway?"

"SOME OF OUR FAVOURITE AUTHORS ARE GETTING THEIR STORIES DELETED!" Aki muffled into her pillow, "Now I'll never know if I get marry to that American dude…"

"WHAAAT!" Ichinose jumped while Domon's eyes widened and Kogure stifled at giggle.

"It was an Inazuma Eleven fandom," Aki sighed, "Geez you boys are clueless, people right fandoms about all of us and they all are placed in the Inazuma Eleven section. Some of the fics there… are just so amazing I wish it was real."

"Like marrying the American dude? Are you serious?" Ichinose was close to jumping up and down.

"Heeeeey the American dude was hot!" Aki argued back.

"Guuuuys… Focus..." Tachimukai had butted in.

"Well anyway, some of our favourite authors have been getting their stories deleted… something about not being allowed to write about real people and stuff." She huffed to herself.

"And so your whole life is in ruins because you will never know if you'll marry that American dude?"

"Nooo not just that… but there are so many other stories that I will never know what will happen!"

"What insane people have the time to write stories about ...us? I mean that's creepy, most of this stuff probably isn't true."

Aki was just about to scream when Gouenji put his hand on her mouth. "Please… I think you've screamed enough for today."

Aki nodded at Gouenji while settling by telling Ichinose, "Girls like us have dreams you know..." while Fubuki looked at the girls, "So what other stories that you girls are so obsessed with that are 'about us' that got deleted.

"Well now that one of Vera The Awesome's stories that I was reading was deleted…"Haruna sighed dreamily. "I'll never know if Gazelle will announce his undying love for Burn,"

Gazelle's mouth dropped till it hit the floor and Burn smirked at him.

"Yeah Gazelle… when are you going to confess your undying love to me?" Burn wiggled his eyebrow causing Gazelle to blush faintly.

"Shut up tulip head… I'd take Aki's American dude over you any day." Gazelle shot back.

"Hey hey back off! The American dude is mine!" Aki jumped in, "But it's true… Vera The Awesome writes some of the most amazing stories with Burn and Gazelle so does Sweet-Cool-Twins… who knows if some of those stuff actually do happen?"

"Any Burn and Gazelle stories rated M?" Hiroto asked trying to sound casual.

"Please, don't answer!" Gazelle exclaimed dramatically. He and Burn had pretty much retreated away from the rest to a corner in the room hoping the tint of pink on their cheeks would fade away.

"I don't want to know," Gazelle said covering his ears.

"Come on Gazelle, we all know you want to confess your undying love for me… who knows... maybe you'll want more than that."

Gazelle punched Burn in the arm and turned away from him.

"Oh maybe one or two... we haven't really scanned that section quite yet but seeing as they are quite a popular couple probably even more," Natsumi whispered to Hiroto who sniggered in reply. "But I wouldn't feel safe if I were you Hiroto, there are a fair amount of stories with you and Midorikawa. You guys are just as popular as Burn and Gazelle."

"Whaaa… I don't like Midorikawa like that… or anything."

"COME ON KIYAMA! Did you or did you not cheat on Midorikawa on your anniversary?" Natsumi interrogated him, "According to Anniversary Disaster written by Spirit Neko Otaku, Midorikawa caught you with ANOTHER GIRL."

The whole room gasped dramatically.

"WHAT?" Hiroto exclaimed while a faint blush came onto both victims.

Aki laughed, "Come on we all know that 'White Day' has the best HiroMido and BurnGazelle that exists. Hiroto is sooo cute in that fic."

Hiroto's eyes twitched slightly.

"Not to mention 'Stolen Kiss' by 'Sweet-Cool-Twins'"Haruna chirped.

"Uhh I think that's enough Aliea Academy fics for today…" Natsumi said grabbing the laptop, "Cause I'm pretty sure we don't want to start on the YagamiXSaginuma fics.

"DAMN IT! GIVE ME YOUR LAPTOP! I WANT TO READ NOW!" Hiroto had officially lost his cool, "MIDORIKAWA AND I IS ONE THING, BUT SAGINUMA TOUCHING HER… THAT BAKA!"

Midorikawa laughed rawly at Hiroto's reaction, "So uhh… is there any fics that don't revolve around us Aliea kids…"

"Well… there's always the FubukiXGouenji fics, they're pretty adorable too." Aki sighed.

"DON'T . YOU . DARE . KINO," The two said in unison. Fubuki's eyes had gone icier than any Northern Impact and Gouenji's glare was as hot as a Fire Tornado.

"Eeep…I mean umm… GoenjiXEndou" Aki said trying to dismiss the last pairing.

"Huh?" Endou had obviously not been paying attention, but Gouenji on the other hand had his glare had grown as hot as any Burn's hair.

"Ahh… uh… umm… FudouXKidou are pretty nice too," Aki stuttered.

"Aki… think you ought to stop it with the pairing… and I suggest you don't look at Fudou or Kidou either," Fuyuka muttered softly to her and she gulped knowing their glares would probably be glazing hot as well.

"Whaat… but there was a cute story of them with a girl named Ninomiya Anna! I personally think it would be cute if the three of them became a threesome."

Kidou and Fudou's eyes widened, "T-threes-some…" they muttered.

Endou laughed at the two causing them to glare at them… a deadly glare.

"Shut up soccer boy… I bet the only thing you'll ever get written about is you and soccer!" Fudou glared at him.

"Soooo whaaat, J-E-L-O-U-S Fudou?" Endou smirked at him.

"The heck Endou... it's J-E-A-L-O-U-S... get spelling lessons" Hiroto looked at him again.

"This sucks…" Aki muttered

"Because you'll never know if you marry a stupid American dude?" Ichinose frowned.

"That... and because I'll also never know if you crash my wedding with a stupid American dude." She added.

"I was going to crash your wedding with a stupid American dude?" Ichinose asked with a goofy grin.

"You hated the American dude in that story." Aki giggled. "And I loved you."

"Yes, you did."

"And you loved me."

"And you loved the american dude."

"Why would you love a american dude?" Ichinose frowned again.

"Dude... you are american." Tsunami looked at him blank faced.

"I lived in America you nitwit."

"Same thing… kinda..."

"I want to know what happens next..." Aki groaned.

"DAMMIT! NOW I WANNA KNOW TOO!" Ichinose sighed.

"Why are you even arguing about a FICTIONAL story?" Gouenji cut them off, a bit annoyed.

"Guys… guys… we've completely gone off track, Aki back to what you were saying before, you're favourite authors having their stories removed."

"Well some of our favourite authors are getting their stories – our favourite stories, taken off because they ain't allowed to write about real people... what are we gonna do now?" Aki sighed, "Now I'll never know if Haruna and Fudou will ever get together?"

"WHAT!"Kidou yelled at her, "WHAT IDIOT PUTS MY SISTER AND THAT MOHAWKED IDIOT TOGETHER! I WILL FIND THEM AND GET THEIR HEADS CHOPPED OFF!"

"Actually Kidou, a lot of people put your sister with a lot of people, Fudou, Sakuma, Tachimukai, Gouenji and more… she's the most popular girl out of all of us in all the fics." Aki turned to Haruna who blushed.

"Don't forget that story we read where Desuta actually took Haruna to hell... remember A Soul Returning From Hell by Floric1434... gosh that has got to be my favourite fic!" Natsumi added.

"SHE'S BEING PAIRED WITH SO MANY GUYS! YOU MAKE HER SOUND LIKE A SLUT WHICH SHE ISN'T!" Kidou had officially lost it. "AKI I DEMAND YOU SEND ME THE LINKS TO ALL THE STORIES!'

"Well you should check out iwillkillforxavierfoster and her story 'Those Three Words', Fuddy is so cute!" Aki exclaimed pinching Fudou's cheek, "And Zcyler released the first chapter of 'I'm In Love With My Best Friend, wish he could see it', Oh Fudou why can't you be more considerate of Haruna… Can't you see she loves you?" she said before slapping him on the face.

"DON'T TELL HIM THAT! NOW HE'LL HUNT OUR FAVOURITE WRITERS DOWN!" Haruna screamed.

Fudou's cheeks had gone quite pink from blushing as well as the added slap, "Geez… you do realise whoever wrote what hasn't actually happened in real life!"

"Onii-chan! You are a genius!" Haruna exclaimed when she recalled what her brother had just said, "We can private message the authors about their stories!"

"Great idea Otonashi! I can finally find out the outcome of my wedding!"

"Again with the wedding…" Burn muttered.

"I'm taking the weekend, guys... I have something to do." Kidou said trying to leave unnoticed. Unlike them, he had thought of a much better way to contact those fanfiction writers… and to slay their heads for pairing his sister up with these insane lunatics.

"I'm coming with you..." Hiroto said.

"What? Why? You don't know what I'm going to do" He looked at Endou for help… Out of all people… he chooses Endou.

"SAY SOMETHING!" He whispered-yelled to him.

"I'm coming too." He grinned.

"Wait... what if he wants to pee?" Ichinose joked.

"We're all in this togetheerrrrr." Midorikawa sang, then stopped. "WAIT... ew."

Kidou smacked his forehead. Then he sighed loudly. "Ok. FINE. Be my guest."

"You're inviting us to watch you pee?" Ichinose gave him a weird look.

"OH, MY EYES!" Aki said dramatically.

"I'll cover them for you!" Ichinose said just as dramatically.

"You're going to far now guys!" He stepped back "If you are not coming, fine, if you are coming, same thing. First I need to do some fic reading... I want to see what other interesting things there are written about us... and more importantly about Haruna"

"I thought he wanted to pee..." Ichinose whispered.

"He never said that." Tachimukai whispered back. "Where ARE you going Kidou-san?

He sighed, maybe it wouldn't be that bad if he could bring some friends with him, "I'm booking a plane to find these authors," he said, not hinting how much he would kill these authors.

"Oooh, can I come, can I come, can I co-," Endou began jumping up and down excitedly,

"Yes Endou you can come," Kidou sighed.

"Can we come too Onii-chan! We want to meet our favourite writers!" Haruna looked at her brother with sparkling eyes. Aki, Natsumi and Fuyuka had the expression on their faces."

"Same with us! I wanna see the idiots who put me with that idiot," Gazelle said pointing at Burn.

"Oh you know you want it, Gazelle." Burn winked at him and Gazelle ignore him, "But please don't make me sit on the plane beside him.

In the end it was decided that everyone was leaving early to go search for these fanfic writers.

"Wait Kidou… how do you know where we are going?"

Kidou smirked, a very 'Kidou' smirk before pointing to the screen of Aki's computer which was still on Zcyler's profile, "Well New Zealand isn't as big as most countries, so we find one writer and we can find the rest… well technically we'll only need one to explain this fanfic business."

"You do know that New Zealand is on the other side of the world right…" Hiroto told him. "Out all the places… you chose the most expensive place to fly to…"

"Screw the rules I have money," Kidou smirked.

"Kidou… saying lines from YuGiOh Abridged isn't gonna make you look cooler," Hiroto looked at him blankly, "But you do have money, let's go!"

"Go where?" Endou said blankly like he had missed the whole conversation.

"Why are you so dense Endou?" Gouenji whacked him at the back of his head, "We're gonna find some fanfiction writers."

"YAY! FIELD TRIP! FIELD TRIP!" Endou jumped around the room.

"Remind me why he's the captain again?" Burn muttered as everyone went to their rooms to pack.

I'm sorry guys... Kidou is coming to kill all of us who have Haruna paired story... why did I let him kill me first *Facepalm*