Hey guys! Fallen's back with a new story c: I wanted to upload Resurfaced or City of Towers but my flashdrive isn't working on my Windows 7 computer that I'm using... so I decided to upload this story instead because a) I really wanted to upload a new story and b) because the folder I have this saved on my deskstop still works :D. So here we go!

Warning: This will be rated M for malexmale situations. Perverted dialogue. Stupid humor (As always ;D) and uhh... you know what. Just strap on your chastity belt and be prepared for anything!

Disclaimer: SCREW YOU. I WILL NOT RIP AWAY MY RIGHTS TO OWN SOMETHING AS BEAUTIFUL AS NARUTO!

Enjoy chapter one, everyone c:

Borrowed, Not Stolen

Chapter One: Hopeless Interrogation

"Lucky! I get to see your smiling face again, Sasuke-kun." The blond reclined lazily in his chair, a wild grin plastered on his face as he stared up at the not smiling expression of Sasuke Uchiha.

"How many times do I have to tell you not to call me that, Uzumaki?" Sasuke rubbed his throbbing temples. Naruto Uzumaki. The biggest kleptomaniac he had ever had the pleasure—that was sarcasm of course—to know. His files are chock-full of major heists he had pulled off that they had to dedicate a whole cabinet to this man. Yet, instead of going on to bigger and better thefts, Naruto grew smaller and smaller with each larceny. Sasuke deemed it off as your regular criminal mind gone barmy. Though Naruto proved him time and time again that he wasn't just insane. He actually had a fully functioning brain. Only the fool refused to use half the time. Or so it seemed.

"About as many times as you've told me to stop committing crimes," Naruto deadpanned, although his grin quickly found its place once again. "And you know how well my listening skills are, Sasuke-kun."

Sasuke shook his head, finding that this conversation was starting to take a turn for the worse. Naruto Uzumaki was probably the only man alive—and if there were more, Sasuke didn't want to meet them—that could drive Sasuke Uchiha, master detective, baddest cop in town, up a gosh darn wall. So, he changed the topic of the conversation to more, pressing, matters.

"Why can't you ever keep your hands to yourself?"

"Oh, Sasuke-kun. I never knew you were a man to talk dirty." Naruto purred, licking his lips for emphasis. Sasuke quickly shot down the heat that mixed so well with the disgusting shivers dancing along his spine. "Well if you really want to know the reason why…"

"Give it to me straight, Uzumaki." Sasuke warned, his eyes narrowed on the blond who was currently attempting to not laugh right in his face.

"You know I'm nowhere near straight." Naruto leered. And for the hell of it he even bucked his hips up in the air. He threw his head back with laughter when a evident blush spread across Sasuke's face like wildfire. The blond still got it. "That was cute." He sneered. "Seriously though, did you have to handcuff me? Unless you're into that kinky stuff. Because that's cool… and a turn on."

"Is everything that comes out of that damn mouth of yours sexual?" Sasuke growled.

"Only sometimes." Naruto winked, "You just happened to catch me on one of my hornier days."

"You're insufferable…" Sasuke muttered and slammed his hands against the table top. He was a freaking professional! A very well known, and successful, detective. However no means of poker faces, taunts, and carefully selected banter could prepare him for someone like Naruto Uzumaki. The kleptomaniac was one of a kind in terms of personality and infamous status in the criminal underworld. At only age eighteen he was known for stealing the priceless Cleopatra's Eye that was going to be on exhibit. Although all the clues had pointed to him the boy still managed to evade the law, and soon the case was dropped. Just like that. By age twenty-one he had already made a name and legacy for himself as the youngest thief to ever keep under the radar for so long. It was like the man was a ghost. Disappearing and reappearing whenever there was something shiny he wanted to get his hands on.

That was… until he stepped down from his pedestal and started going for low-rate objects rather than go for the bigger game.

"Admit it. You find that incredibly sexy about me." Naruto purred. He pouted though when he realized his sexual jab had no affect on the hard mask Sasuke had placed. Huffing, Naruto figured out that play time was over and Sasuke would no longer answer his taunts unless they strictly went against the interrogation. 'Party pooper…'

"Explain to me why you stole this—," Sasuke held up a rather shiny, glittery, necklace that had the blond's mouth watering in a matter of seconds. "—again? I highly doubt you like to cross-dress in your spare time."

Naruto scoffed, "You don't know what I do in my spare time."

"Actually I do." Sasuke raised his hand up; issuing that Naruto kept his trap shut if he knew what was good for him. "You make my life a living hell because you don't have any restraint when it comes to that five finger discount!"

The blond gasped as if horribly offended and even pouted, eyes watering as if he were on the verge of tears. "Ouch, Sasuke-kun. That one actually left a mark. Right around my heart… Kiss it and make it better?" he added with a wriggle of the eyebrows.

"I have half a mind to throw you in a prison cell right now." Sasuke hissed. 'You know you want to take up his offer…' Why? Why must the unethical part of his mind sound so… enticing? Damn it all.

"What is the other half of your mind saying?" Naruto asked hopefully. Perhaps he would be getting some action from the raven today. He mentally scoffed. Naruto may seem stupid, but he was rather perceptive when it came to things like figuring people out – their mannerisms, personality, etc. And right now, Sasuke looked like he was about to shove that lamp on the table half way down his throat.

"If I told you I'd have to kill you." Sasuke smiled devilishly, though it turned into a scowl when Naruto simply rolled his eyes and snorted.

"If my guess is correct, I'm pretty sure the other half of your mind was planning on killing me anyways. So your threat is null and void."

Sasuke's eyes widened slightly at how aloof and insipid Naruto's remark was. Normally he would have fired back with something sexual, or even a fake jab that he was actually injured by the man's words. Oh no… this Naruto in front of him, indifferent and lacking any real interest frightened Sasuke somewhat.

'Did I step on a mine without realizing it?' Sasuke shook that thought out of his head and threw it in the trash the minute it appeared. 'Why do I even care? The man's a criminal! So what if I trampled on his feelings a little? The man was pissing me off anyways…' his thoughts lacked any real fervor, though.

Sasuke cleared his throat; the tension still clung to the air. "That wasn't what the other half of my mind was thinking…" he lamely defended himself. The look in Naruto's eyes told him that he was no fool.

"There's no need to lie." Naruto shrugged his shoulders carelessly. The handcuffs rubbed his wrists the wrong way and he had to fight back the urge to hiss out loud. Never show your enemy—no matter how hot he is, especially in those khaki pants—that you're weak. It gives them openings to cut you up even more. Allowing that boyish wonder to once again appear in his eyes, Naruto smiled. "Do you mind taking off these handcuffs? I swear I won't make a go for your crotch. Well… maybe a little fondling..."

"Are you a molester on the side too?" Sasuke easily evaded the topic of releasing Naruto and the fondling bit.

Naruto gaped like a fish, only to close his mouth shut. "I'm offended that you would make such an accusation! I would never touch someone that wasn't willing and if there wasn't any love in it. But really. Who am I to start going on about my values?"

Sasuke snorted, keeping whatever berating comments he had to himself. Naruto could be very docile if you were on his good side. Get him mad though… and it was like you were dealing with a demon on your hands.

"I'm going to give the store their necklace back." Sasuke started. He noticed the way Naruto sighed as if he were truly disappointed, but Sasuke could tell by his body language that he really didn't care if he gave back the necklace or not. Strange.

"Damn. And I was looking forward to giving that to my mother too." He sighed wistfully, batting his eyelashes towards the stern-looking detective.

"Don't start that bull with me." Sasuke shot back.

"Not my real mother, dip shit." Naruto shot the tennis ball right back into Sasuke's court. "Jeez. Can't a man try to crack a joke once in a while?"

"Not when that joke is an outright lie."

Naruto shrugged, "I found it funny."

And here comes the insane part of a criminal's mind. Sasuke always found it a rather fascinating thing—the criminal's mind that is. He always pondered for hours on how they thought what they thought. How the ideas to steal and kill got planted in their mind. Was it the music they listened to? Their family background? Or perhaps they just wanted the thrill that being good couldn't give you? Sasuke never believed in that last part though. He thought that something had to be sewn for an idea—a belief—to grow. Either someone planted it for you or your background and people around you had a heavy influence.

Naruto was a different case from all the other insane whack jobs Sasuke had met in his line of work. As far as he could dig up on the man's background, Naruto had no other parents to look up on since he was orphaned. When he was orphaned never came up though, but normally parents had a huge influence on you. Judging from Naruto's personality, the man was always set on his ways and wouldn't easily be influenced by a friend's opinion. And the man had a blatant disrespect for authority unless he could get some use out of them. Basically speaking, Naruto was a hard man to sway. Still, there had to be some reason behind his thefts.

"Why do you even steal in the first place?" Sasuke asked casually, though his eyes were analyzing every single thing Naruto's body did that would contradict with his words.

Naruto smiled lazily, finding himself getting a tad hot and bothered by Sasuke's gaze. "If you moved those eyes a little lower you'd find a very nice surprise…"

"Uzumaki!"

"Alright, alright, I get it! Sheesh! Take a joke, man." Naruto shook his head in mock sympathy that had as much humor as a dry wall. "Would you believe me if I said I love the thrill of borrowing?"

"You mean stealing." Sasuke deadpanned.

"No. I meant borrowing. I take the objects, sell them, and then give whatever price the original object was back to the people I took it from. So can you really call that stealing?"

"Thank you for explaining your logistics. But I asked you why you steal."

"Borrow," Naruto fixed the man's 'mistake'.

"Stealing," Sasuke narrowed his eyes. And thus the battles of wits begin!

"Okay, so maybe I lied about the thrill." Naruto cracked down after five minutes of being held under the heavy gaze of Sasuke Uchiha. He loved making the man angry though. He was freaking hot as hell when his onyx eyes smoldered with a fiery passion. 'If only I could get him to look at me like that in another way…'

Sasuke snorted, "Obviously."

"Hey! Let me finish here. I do have a reason for… stealing." Naruto scrunched his word at the tone. In his mind he never actually stole anything because he always gave the money back to replace it. Granted, most of the things he stole were one of a kind, but he always thought the people would just find a more, valuable, object to replace what he took. It made sense in his mind. "However, I don't feel like you deserve to know."

"What?" Sasuke was practically seething by now. The minute he was close to a breakthrough Naruto had to turn around and shut him out. Again. This man was about to punch a hole through the wall if this continued. "Why not?"

"Because my reasons are for me to know and for you, my cute little detective, to find out," Naruto happily answered, a cheeky grin plastered on his face. "I could become more lenient, though."

"I'm not going to start gambling with you, Uzumaki." Sasuke retorted, gulping when he saw that predatory gaze in Naruto's eyes. This was all a game to the man, and Sasuke could see that very clearly.

"Oh please, Sasuke. I'm not looking for a gamble. Rather, a trade off. I tell you my reasons and you take off these pesky handcuffs?" Naruto flashed a smile of a true gentleman and wiggled his eyebrows. "How does that sound?"

"It sounds like a load of bull." However Naruto was opening a door here that he could finally add to his scarce background information on the once master thief. Would you call it an obsession when a man uses all his resources to find out more about a certain person? If so, than you can freely call Sasuke Uchiha an obsessive person. He was constantly trying to find more and more about the man in front of him. Trying to find the pieces to the jigsaw puzzle that made Naruto well… Naruto. The man was a mystery in itself. And that not only fascinated Sasuke, but made him a little weary as well.

"Suit yourself." Naruto shrugged once again. "I can always start singing you know? I just got this song stuck in my head, and I think its some opera I heard on TV before. Anyways, whenever I get the urge to sing I normally sing loud and proud." If that didn't get the man to comply with his wishes, then Naruto didn't know what would.

Sasuke visibly blanched, knowing far too well how 'great' Naruto's singing voice was. The last time the man had sung opera, Sasuke had to go the hospital in case his eardrum was ruptured. Thank God it wasn't but…

"Fine." He replied curtly and went to the back of the chair. He fished for his pocket for the key and jammed it into the lock; the handcuffs unlocked with a clink and fell to the floor. "Now tell me—"

Sasuke found himself straddled by Naruto who was currently snapping the handcuffs safely on the man's wrists. The blond smirked victoriously, rather pleased with himself that he was able to get the stone-faced detective to fall for his trap so easily. Not only was he free, but he could also grab the necklace and play with Sasuke for a little. Man life was just too good so times.

"I love it when you're gullible…" Naruto purred seductively in the man's ears, enjoying how much of a shiver he got in response. He slowly started to move his hips back and forth, listening to Sasuke's breath hitch. The blond chuckled darkly, sliding his hands up the man's shirt and started to run his fingers along the man's sides, across his chest, and playfully brushed over a nipple.

"U-Uzumaki," Sasuke panted, feeling an annoying erection starting to form. How the hell did he allow himself to fall so easily for Naruto's charades? It had to be the eyes. Definitely. They were way too blue and way too… too… innocent to belong to such a conniving devil.

"I love it when you moan my name, Sasuke-kun." Naruto leaned in to nip at the man's reddening earlobe. Hearing the man's labored panting in his ear called Naruto to back off for now. Like he said before, he didn't like to touch people he had no feelings for and weren't willing. Sure, he was attracted to the man. But that was most likely his dick doing all the talking. Smirking, Naruto trailed his lips down to the man's cheek and placed a soft kiss on the blushing skin.

"As much as I'm enjoying this right now, I must bid you farewell." Naruto chuckled as he got up from Sasuke and watched the man struggle the break free. Way too cute. "Oh! I hope you don't mind—although you probably will—but I'm taking the keys to the handcuff and the diamond necklace with me." Naruto smiled as if he was an innocent angel sent from above and started to make his way to the door. "I wouldn't recommend moving too much. Those handcuffs are a bitch. And you'll probably be here for a while. No worries though. I'll tell someone about your predicament…" in a softer voice – that Sasuke still heard—Naruto said, "That is… if I remember."

And the door was shut close. Leaving behind a very angry and horny Sasuke handcuffed to a chair. Man… Life could be such a bitch sometimes.

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