Author note: This is my frist fanfiction. I'm pretty new at writing, so I hope it's alright. I'm sorry if they are out of character. _

Disclaimer: Hasbro owns Transformers G1.

PURRR-fect

By Navirra

The hallway outside of the Decepticon command center was oddly quiet. No one was there besides the cassette twins, Rumble and Frenzy. They stood just outside the command center door way, mischievous grins on both their faceplates. What they where up to, not even Soundwave would know right now.

"Hey, Frenzy, wanna see me piss off Starscream in less then five minutes?" Rumble asked, Smirking at his twin.

"I'll do better then watch, I'll record you." Frenzy snickered,"'Warp will want to see it anyway. If not, it will work for blackmail."

"He'll probably try to break my record." Putting his arms over his head, he stretched. "Alright...Here I go. Wish me luck?"

"Sure thing Rumble-Tumble, break a leg."

"This isn't a stupid musical, bro."

"Still entertainment."

Rumble nodded in agreement, "Yeah, the best kind."

Turning away from the other cassette, he entered the command center and marched towards Starscream. The Second in Command sat at the main controls going though multiple programs. The chance of him plotting against Megatron at that moment was highly probable.

"Hey, Screamer!"

"DON'T CALL ME THAT!" The seeker pinched the bridge of his nose . "Ugh... What do you want, Rumble? "

"Rumble? I'm Frenzy!"

"Fine, Whatever. What do you want, Frenzy?"

"Naw, on second thought... I'm Ravage."

"Primus, I don't care who you think you are! Just tell me what the frag you want, or leave me alone!"

"Well...Now that you mention it. I want to tell you something."

"Then spit it out!" The Seeker snarled.

"No!" Rumble shouted " You have to come down here, It's a big secret."

"Fine, But this better be worth my time."

The cassette crossed his fingers. "Oh I promise it is"

Starscream sighed and crouched down to Rumble's level. Rumble stood on his tip toes and leaned forward.

"MEEEEOW! " He screeched into the other Decepticon's audios.

It's was impossible to say that Starscream didn't live up to his name.

"I'm PURRRR-Fect" Rumble said, smiling innocently.

"HA! Compared to you, the Dinobots are the one who's perfect."

"No way! See?" Soundwave's cassette scrunched up his face and frowned. "PURRRRRRRRRRRRR-"

Starscream raised an optic ridge, "Can you stop?"

" -RRRRRR. Nope. PURRRRRRRRR- "

"Why do you have to be so annoying!"

"-RRRRRRRRRR. So is your mom. PURRRRRRRRR-"

"Don't bring my femme creator into this!"

"-RRRRRRR. Already did, slag for processor. PURRRR- "

He spoke with venom in his voice and a cold glare in his optics. "Is there a point to all of this?"

Rumble shrugged " -RRRR. Not really."

"THEN GET THE SLAG OUT OF HERE!"

"Kay! You don't have to spaz."

"NOW!"

And with that Rumble retreated from the tyrannical spazical ways of the Decepticon Second in Command and joined Frenzy down the hall.

"Did you get it all?" Rumble whispered.

Frenzy patted his chest, "Yep!"

"How did I do?"

Frenzy grinned "PURRR-fect."

"Of course, So... did you send the video to Skywarp yet?"

"Just now."

*~**xXx**~*

Skywarp at that moment was sprawled lazily on his Berth wondering if he should take a quick recharge. Just then a strange video file appeared before Skywarp.

"What's this?" He thought. He probably should have checked the file for viruses first, but curiosity killed that cat, not Skywarp. So he opened it.

After watching the homemade video, recorded by an obviously very bouncy mech, (Do those cassette ever sit still?) The purple and black seeker took two seconds to think about his next course of action.

"Oh you two are SO on!"

The End.