A/N: LOOK AT THIS RANDOM CRAP. IT'S ALL CRACK, TOO. HAHAHA.
Don't believe me? Just LOOK at the character listing. And then the genre. Believe me yet?
Cuz Miki x Lui is not something you see everyday, right? Am I right?
If the apocalypse of later this year exists, then IT MAY BE COMING SOONER THAN YOU THINK. IF YOU SEARCH OLIVER'S COVER OF SPICE YOU'LL GET WHAT I MEAN. (Or maybe you won't... I honestly don't think people listen to me and my conked up mind :3)
SONG OF TEH UPDATE (Does anyone ever search these?): 8HIT- Rin and Len Kagamine
DISCLAIMER: No, I don't own Vocaloid. The most I've got is a Miku T-shirt and a poster with chibis of the Cryptonloids. xD
Miki plummeted towards the ground at speeds before unknown to her. Fumbling with the string of the parachute, she finally managed to yank it with all her strength. The pack billowed out and settled into a giant balloon shape, allowing her to fall slowly and safely to the ground.
I swear... I'm gonna kill Piko when I get back to HQ, she thought in a fit of rage. She balled her hands into fists as her mind continuously relayed the events that just happened.
Flashback
"Miki, HQ just called. They want you to research a new habitat in the South," Miki's childhood friend and assistant Piko told her.
"What? I'm busy this week, can't they ask someone else to do it?" she groaned, exhaustion dripping from her voice.
"Apparently not. They insisted on the best in the business," he replied with a sly grin. Miki just sighed.
"Couldn't they have told me, I don't know, when we WEREN'T flying home in an airplane?"
"Hey, the science world is very last-minute with everything. You should know that by now."
The young red-head could only sigh again. Being a prestigious scientist at only age 16 was not easy for her. She had to juggle all her research from the headquarters and do all of her homework as well. Of course, Piko helped her, but it was still tough.
She leaned back in her chair and closed her eyes, just wanting at least a minute of rest. Piko gathered up her research material and stuffed them in a bag. He picked up a parachute and pushed the packs into Miki's arms, causing her to jump in surprise.
"Piko, what are these?" she asked, suspicious of his actions.
The white-haired boy only gave a grin and pulled Miki up. "The radar tells me we're flying over the habitat of study right now. And since HQ told me you needed to be there right away, you're gonna jump down there." If Miki had been drinking something, it would've been all over his face by now.
"WHAT? I can't jump!" she protested as Piko steered her towards the latched door.
"Too bad. You have to. Now put on the parachute; you don't want to fall to your death, do you?" he firmly said with a dark look. Miki gulped. If Piko was mad at you, you would basically be saying goodbye to your own life. She had seen a poor innocent person quiver in fear and rock in the corner after being subject to his rage.
"F-fine," she said reluctantly and pulled the straps over her shoulders. He gave a seemingly innocent smile as she did.
"Good girl. Now make sure you get your research bag too; you wouldn't want to be there for nothing."
"Yeah, yeah," Miki grumbled while furiously repeating 'Piko is a stupid idiot' in her head.
Piko's heterochromatic eyes glinted as he yanked open the door. The wind immediately rushed in, blowing everything around. Miki squinted as the wind hit her face and her long hair blew into her face.
"W-wait, Piko, aren't you coming?" Miki quickly asked as she remembered. He only silently shook his head, which meant Miki didn't see because she was too busy looking out the door.
"Piko? Don't tell me you've lost your voice," she said while turning around this time. Piko gave another creepy grin, and pushed Miki out the airplane.
End flashback
Luckily for her, Miki had at least half a mind to open the parachute quickly. She could only sigh and wait to float down, seeing as she had no way to get back and she didn't know if Piko put her cell phone in her bag.
Later
It took a good ten minutes, but Miki finally landed on the ground she was hovering over.
"Phew," she sighed, pulling the straps of the now useless parachute pack off her shoulders. She yawned and then took a look at her supposed area of research.
It looked like any normal forest. The only thing Miki noticed that was different was that everything seemed to be glowing.
That's strange... glowing plants? Miki thought to herself, her scientific instincts kicking in. They must have been caused by a chemical reaction in the soil and evolution must have kicked in to make them adapt. Amazing!
Two large flashes flew from the brush behind her. Startled, she abruptly turned around to find colored sparks shimmering as they fell to the ground.
"Weird... where would that have come from?" she muttered to herself. She walked over to the spot where they fell and crouched down. Scraping up a handful of soil, she noticed that it glimmered just like the sparks did.
Sparks can cause immediate chemical reactions with the earth? Now that's something new... she thought to herself as she patted the dirt back in. Still crouching, she took another look at her surroundings. The warm glow she had felt had faded, to reveal a harsh glow that hurt her eyes. Her sense of somewhat security had vanished.
What is this place?
A/N: The whole thing comes from a two line prompt. It said 'Your parachute gently lowers you to the lurid surface of a refulgent and fulgurating world'. The original was longer. I cut it off and added details. So Lui is coming next chapter.
I JUST HAD TO PUT LUI IN THE STORY KAYYY. Cuz 'his arms and legs are very bright'. The whole 'Miki-being-a-scientist-exploring-this-place' makes it cooler. For me. But Gumi could fit in the role of scientist too. Either way.
Piko pushes Miki out of the airplane cuz HE'S JUST A BOSS.
REVIEW IF YOU WANT MORE CRACKY-NESS.
Haah, me and my caps lock.