A.N.- I was thrilled to get a response for the last chapter. And, due to my lack of due-the-next-day-homework tonight, I decided to squeeze in another little installment of the weekly lives of our favorite shorty-shinigamis. I mean, Under-5-Feet Shinigamis. Although their name does change this chapter... But still, it's not like they're short or anything...

Association Episode Six. Baked Goodies Arc Part One- Who doesn't love chocolate chip cookies?

It was time for yet another weekly meeting of The Association Of Shinigami Under 5 Feet. This meeting, however, had quite a lot of practical matters to discuss, whereas the previous meetings had all been simple dreams.

"Ahem," called Hitsugaya, "I now call this meeting to order!" The other members of the association, namely one sort-of Kuchiki girl, one Omnitsukido commander, and two balls of terror ™ (both pink and green) sat a little straighter in their chairs.

"As we all know, last week we recruited a new member" here he gave an indulgent smile to Nel, who giggled and waved back at him, rather obviously on a sugar high, likely induced by all the candy she and Yachiru had found during their spree in the Urahara shop. Goodness, it must have been a lot of candy if she was still hyper. Discarding this from his mind, Hitsugaya continued. "In recruiting her, we also found that by pairing her with Kusajishi, we have gained an attack force. Therefore, I put forth a motion to make official the TERROR ™ squadron, members Kusajishi and Tu Odelschwank, commander not neccesary, but we will install one if more members join them. Their mission will be to enforce the rulings and wishes of our association, with force if necessary. All in agreement?"

Rukia nodded. "I agree. But why the ™ ?

Soi Fon cast her a bit of a scathing look. "That way nobody can steal the name from us. We have an official trademark. But yes, I also approve." Soi Fon didn't neccersarily approve of the two girls, but, hey, they were the force needed so that the Association could establish itself. She would never harm the progress of the association.

The TERROR ™ squadron, otherwise known as "Kusajishi and Tu Odelschwank", nodded and squealed their approval in a creepy synchronization that the two had mastered over the past week. It was nice to see that the squadron had been training.

Hitsugaya nodded gravely. "And so mote it be. The TERROR squadron is now formed!"

Rukia coughed, somewhat awkwardly. "Er, President, you forgot the trademark."

"Oh. Right. TERROR ™ is now formed."

He rubbed his neck sheepishly and let Soi Fon stand. She coughed, nodded in acknowledgment, and began her proposal. Straight, and to the point of course, like all things Soi Fon. Because Soi Fon was just cool like that.

"Due to the addition of our newest member, perhaps an encumbrance but most definitely beneficial to our military force, we will need to change the name of our association. The Association Of Shinigami Under 5 Feet will no loner cut it. So, any suggestions?"

"Ooh! The Desert Brothers!"

"How about Candy? Candy! Candy! Candy!"

"No, those aren't viable options. Besides, you two already have a squad!"

"Oh, how about the Chappy Lovers?"

"Watermelon? Or maybe Powerful Spirits That Are Very Strong And Deserve To Be Left Alone By Annoying Lieutenants"

Soi Fon sighed. "As much as I like the lieutenants option, how about we keep our acronym? So, like, The Association Of Souls Under 5 Feet?"

Hitsugaya frowned. "It leaves a lot of room for uncertainty, so we'll have to put a rule in our charter booklets stating that you must have a certain quota of spiritual power to join. We can't just have every child spirit in the Rukongai, for example."

Soi Fon nodded. "So, all in favor?"

The vote was passed, and they moved on to the next order of business. It was brought up by Hitsugaya.

"There is one other matter brought up by our new members. Both Urahara Shoten and the twelth division have asked for us to pay the bill required to repair their facilities. The TERROR ™ Squadrons raid last week may or may not have caused some damage."

"Well, how much is it?"

Hitsugaya listed the amount, and both of the sensible females in the Association promptly passed out.

"Of course," Hitsugaya continued, addressing his audience of hyperactive and hyper-destructive toddler sized spirits, "we do not plan on paying it in full."

"Well, that's good Whitey-Chan!" spoke Yachiru

"So," Nel added

"How are we going" Yachiru addressed

"to raise the money" Nel questioned

"that we need?" the two asked in unison.

"Well, that's where you two come in."

"Oh?" they asked, again in unison.

"We're going to have a bake sale. A big, door to door bake sale."

"Will there be candy?"

"Yes. Also, it will be your first mission in TERROR ™. You see, I have foreseen the circumstances that we do not make as much money as hoped for, or that we are teased for our height. In that case, you will follow the door to door saleswomen, that is Kuchiki and Soi Fon, and proceed to knock all offenders unconscious before looting their houses."

There was a silence for a moment.

"Whitey-Chan is so evil!"

"I love it! Hey, hey, can we go to the big desert too? My brothers will help! And the white castle?"

With a shock, Hitsugaya realized that his newest member was talking about Hueco Mundo. And, providing that they were fueled on sugar, nobody- Arrancar or Espada would be able to hold up against Yachiru's shikai and Nel's true form, the one Ichigo had told him about. It would be the perfect chance to get some revenge for what they had done to Hinamori! A plan began to form in his mind- they could follow the path taken by the substitute, and try to pick up Nel's brothers, then storm Las Noches, dragging a cart of yummy treats behind them. They would sell these to the nice Espada, and kill them if they didn't buy anything. As for the looting, surely Las Noches would have some treasure? It was a castle right? They should be able to take anyone down that they needed too... If they met Aizen, yeah, they would hightail it out, but that was unlikely to happen. Besides, maybe Aizen would be willing to buy some cookies! Intelligence reports seemed to suggest that the megalomaniac was quite fond of tea...

Besides, it wasn't like the plan would go wrong. They were no SWA. And really, it was just some baked goodies. Who doesn't love chocolate chip cookies?

Oh, how wrong he was.

A.N.- Well, now that I've got the establishing done, this will be the first part of a lovely arc I've somewhat constructed in my mind. Before you ask, no, I don't actually have anything planned out. I just thought it would be cool to see them rip through Hueco Mundo.

Ahem, anyways, do review so I know what you think and have a great day, my ducklings!