How To Be A Mariofan 101 Last Continuation
Step 81: Make the creatures talk to you and make sure that you understand them.
Step 82: When someone talks to you, make sure that a speech bubble pops up.
Step 83: Make sure that there is cool music playing in your adventure.
Step 84: When you touch a coin, make sure it disappears.
Step 85: Be on the cover of every video game you own.
Step 86: Always win at all of your games.
Step 87: Make sure that you have a pipe that will lead you to a place called Toad Town.
Step 88: Be in a game called Super Smash Bros. Brawl.
Step 89: Learn how to FIGHT!
Step 90: Have more arch-nemisis' than partners.
Step 91: Make sure you get a kiss from your princess.
Step 92: Let someone control you in any of your games.
Step 93: Be on the cover of your Mario wallpapers.
Step 94: Be able to know how to race.
Step 95: Litter the race tracks with banana peels!
Step 96: Never take off a Shy Guy's mask. Note: Just don't. Okay?
Step 97: Get kissed by a lot of females.
Step 98: Go into a time-machine and find your baby-form.
Step 99: Create a shadow version of yourself and beat it with water! Yahooo!
Step 100: Never argue with the producer if your mustache is lop-sided.
STEP 101: ALWAYS USE CHEAT CODES TO MAKE YOUR MARIO LIFE BETTER AND EASIER THAN IT HAS TO BE!
Step 102: Nah, just kidding!