How To Be A Mario Fan 101
Published by: Koops' dad
Step 1: Everyday, for the rest of your life, go to a Halloween store and purchase a Mario outfit. Note: If it get's too small, buy a bigger one!
Step 2: Once you're the right age, change your name to Mario.
Step 3: Grow a mustache. If it isn't the right way of the Mario, shave it to the right amount.
Step 4: Get a brother named Luigi. Note: Name him Luigi if your gonna adopt a brother.
Step 5: If you have wife, convince her to change her name to Peach Toadstool.
Step 6: Get a turtle. Name it Bowser. Put paper spikes glued on it.
Step 7: Get two babies. Name them Baby Mario and Baby Luigi. Note: When they grow to adult size, give them for adoption.
Step 8: Get a baby turtle. Name it Baby Bowser or Bowser J.R.
Step 9: Get Luigi a girlfriend. Convince her to be named Daisy.
Step 10: Find five or six little friends and put the biggest fungi on them so you can call them Toads. GOOD LUCK!