How To Be A Mario Fan 101

Published by: Koops' dad

Step 1: Everyday, for the rest of your life, go to a Halloween store and purchase a Mario outfit. Note: If it get's too small, buy a bigger one!

Step 2: Once you're the right age, change your name to Mario.

Step 3: Grow a mustache. If it isn't the right way of the Mario, shave it to the right amount.

Step 4: Get a brother named Luigi. Note: Name him Luigi if your gonna adopt a brother.

Step 5: If you have wife, convince her to change her name to Peach Toadstool.

Step 6: Get a turtle. Name it Bowser. Put paper spikes glued on it.

Step 7: Get two babies. Name them Baby Mario and Baby Luigi. Note: When they grow to adult size, give them for adoption.

Step 8: Get a baby turtle. Name it Baby Bowser or Bowser J.R.

Step 9: Get Luigi a girlfriend. Convince her to be named Daisy.

Step 10: Find five or six little friends and put the biggest fungi on them so you can call them Toads. GOOD LUCK!