"I hate cars. I hate trees. I hate summer. I hate everything!" I thought to myself as we drove along the road.

"Mom! Why do I have to go!" I yelled at her for the sixth time.

"Logan Mitchell! You are 16 years old! Act like it! You are going to this camp and that is final! One summer. One entire summer. That is it. It will fly by! Trust me!" My mom snapped at me.

"But I hate the woods! What if no one likes me and its horrible! Why can't I just stay home and study!" I screamed.

"AS GOD AS MY WITNESS, IF YOU DO NOT SHUT THE HELL UP, YOU WILL SPEND NEXT SUMMER THERE TOO!" She bellowed at me.

I shrunk further into my seat. I can't believe she is doing this to me! All because my counselor recommended it. I don't like camping, I hate sports and I just all around do not like being around people, let alone kids my own age. I just want to go back home and study in my room. College is just around the corner yah know!

We drove for two more hours and I continued to name all the things I hate in my head. Then the car slowed down. I looked out the window to see a parking lot with a sign at the entrance. "Camp Wonkey Donkey… More like Camp suck my-"

"LOGAN HORTENCE MITCHEL!" My mom screamed at me as she reached back behind the seat to slap me.

"OWWW! What the hell!" I screamed.

We pulled into a parking space, my mom slamming on the brakes as she did. My head flew into the back of her seat. I groaned as rubbed my head. I felt the car door open and I looked up, only to meet eyes with my now really pissed off mother.

She grabbed me by my collar and drug me to the camp office. "God! You are so well behaved at home!" She spat as she continued to drag me.

"Well! Were not at home are we! Were at Camp Suck My-" Another slap to the face.

We got to the office. I didn't want to go in, I wanted to go back home but my mom was persistent. I grabbed onto a tree and wouldn't let go. "Fine! You little tree hugger! You stay here and I will go sign you in!" She snapped as she stomped off.

"NOOO!" I screamed as I let go of the tree to run after her. But I was to late. She had just signed the papers and was handing them to the camp chief.

"He's your problem now!" My mom said to the Chief as she walked up to me. "You are a pain in the ass! But, I love you. See you in 3 months." She said kissing my head and literary running off.

I looked up only to meet eyes with the chief. I felt like huddling in a corner. "Dude, chill. I'm not going hurt you." He said calmly. "My name is Dak!" he said holding his hand out.

I shook his hand and he asked me to follow him. He led me into an office and told me to sit. I waited for about fifteen minutes before someone came back.

"Ugh! Finally! What took you so long!" I snapped looking up, only to meet eyes with a lovely African American woman. "I know you don't want to be here because I saw that little episode of yours in the main field with the tree, by the way I think you two would make a cute couple! But don't take it out on me." She said slapping her books down onto her desk. I scoffed and continued to pout.

"Alrighty! You will be sharing a cabin with Carlos Garcia. You will also have the same activities and at the same time with him also. Because he is a third year camper, I thought it would be better that way. Then you won't get lost." She said smiling.

"I'd rather be lost then be here right now." I said smugly.

"Shut it! Now, here's the map! Good luck!" She said smirking.

"A map? You have got to be shitting me. Now I will actually get lost! How big is this camp anyway? What, like 100 acres?"

"Oh my little ray of sunshine." She said sarcastically. "Each trail is lit by LED lights. Each trail has a different color, for example orange. The tops of the lights are painted that color and at night when each light is lit up, there is one small colored light bulb inside of them along with all the white ones. So no matter how dark or how bright it is out, you will never get lost. Your trail is purple. There are also bear alarms at the top, bottom and middle if each trail. It's a red button. If you see a bear, push the button. It emits a high pitch sound that scares them away." She finished.

"You will be perfectly safe and never bored… Especially with Carlos around." She said smiling.

"Wh-What does that mean?" I asked.

"You will see, now go!" She said pushing me out of the office and into the field. "GOOD LUCK!" She yelled before disappearing.

"Well this is fucking great. Now I get to go get lost! Yay!" I said to myself looking around.

I spotted a sign at the corner of the field that read Purple. I walked towards it and then back at the map 2.5 miles it read. I let out a sigh and began to walk.

It must of taken me a good thirty minutes before I got to the middle. I stopped at a near by water fountain then began walking again. When I got to the part where the bear alarm was, I stopped. "Wow, this must be a big camp for them to have over 26 of these." I thought as I started walking again. Suddenly, I realized something. "Why would a camp need so many bear alarms if bear attacks were rare? Oh god! There not rare! They happen all the time!"

I began to sprint as fast as I could. Before I knew it, I was at the cabin. I walked up and opened the door. I instantly saw my stuff. I ran over and made sure it was all there. Suddenly I heard a voice. I jumped and screamed. "Whoa dude! Chill!" I turned around and met the eyes of one of the most beautiful men I have ever seen. His arms looked strong, his eyes were chocolate brown and his skin was perfectly tan.

"Hi! I'm Carlos!" He said holding his hand out.

"I-I'm Logan." I said shaking his hand. Oh my god! His hand was so soft. I didn't want to let go.

"Nice to meet yah!" He said before turning around to grab something.

He handed me a bracelet. "I make one for all of my room mates! So here's yours!"

I studied him for a second. "You're lying." I said bluntly.

"W-What? You couldn't of possibly known I was lying! You just met me!" He said panicking.

"I studied the art of lying. I read over fifteen books on it. I'm a human lie detector. What's the real reason you gave me this?" I said crossing my arms.

"Fine! I saw you down at the field hugging that tree for dear life. I just thought maybe if I gave you something, yah know, made a friend, you would like it here a little more." He said shying away.

"Aww! That's sweet. Thanks!" I said putting the bracelet on. The last thing I wanted to do was make him sad. If you saw him, you would know why! The boy could kill a puppy with his puppy eyes!

He instantly perked up. He ran over to the other side of the room to grab something else. When he bent over I got a pretty good shot of his ass. "Fuck! He's got one hell of an ass!" I thought to myself. Suddenly all the blood drained from my face. Oh god, I'm gay!

He ran back over with a schedule. "Whoa dude! You look like you saw a ghost!" He said wide eyed. "No, not a ghost. Just your ass." I thought to myself.

I quickly took the schedule and looked it over. "Breakfast, swimming, canoeing, then lunch, basket weaving, then nothing, then dinner." I said out loud.

"Yep! And that's just for the first week! It changes each week." He said taking his shirt off. I tried not to make eye contact with him because I knew I was blushing.

"Sorry for making it awkward. I was starting to get really hot." He said as he started to unpack his clothes.

Suddenly I thought of something. "Lets see if you pale like a ghost also." I thought to myself as I stood up. "Here, lets make it equally awkward!" I said taking my shirt off. I watched as he went wide eyed. I knew he was looking at my abs. He quickly shied away and went back to unpacking. "Yep, he's gay too." I thought to myself as I began to unpack.