From: "Darth Vader"
To: [email protected]
Subject: I'm sorry.
Date: Sat, 27 Apr 2002 20:02:39 +0000
Dear Sauron,
I'm really very sorry about what I said at your birthday party. I realize now, in retrospect, that we WERE, after all, on your turf, and threatening to take over Middle-Earth unless your bartenders stopped putting salt on my margaritas was a little rude.
You must forgive me. I had just gotten in a fight with Obi-Wan Kenobi (Why did you invite him? You KNOW we don't get along!) over whether or not the proper gift to give you for your 123490823498234908th birthday was a
light saber. I suppose next time maybe I will not steal Obi-Wan's light saber when he's asleep and give it to you as a present. I know that was cheap.
Anyway, just apologizing. I hope you will find it in your cold, soul-less heart to forgive to me.
Sincerely,
Darth Vader
To: [email protected]
Subject: I'm sorry.
Date: Sat, 27 Apr 2002 20:02:39 +0000
Dear Sauron,
I'm really very sorry about what I said at your birthday party. I realize now, in retrospect, that we WERE, after all, on your turf, and threatening to take over Middle-Earth unless your bartenders stopped putting salt on my margaritas was a little rude.
You must forgive me. I had just gotten in a fight with Obi-Wan Kenobi (Why did you invite him? You KNOW we don't get along!) over whether or not the proper gift to give you for your 123490823498234908th birthday was a
light saber. I suppose next time maybe I will not steal Obi-Wan's light saber when he's asleep and give it to you as a present. I know that was cheap.
Anyway, just apologizing. I hope you will find it in your cold, soul-less heart to forgive to me.
Sincerely,
Darth Vader