Mr. Piano Man

SUMMARY: 3 things had ruled Sasuke Uchicha's life; money, power and busty women. All of which came in a package under the title of, the most feared yakuza boss in Tokyo. However, upon the fated meeting of an oblivious blond pianist in a bar. A new thing is added to his list, and one is permanently wiped out.

NOT BETA'D YET. Main couple: sasux naru, hinted: rock lee x gaara or whatever

and... Kaka x iruka

HELLO! :D um so, do review if you like the sound of it...

So this might be quick paced, and might be really out there... but I had to get this down. SO SPUR ME ON, SHOWER ME WITH REVIEWS ( cos I really need one)

PS: Bear this in mind, I have only EVER seen four mins of Naruto ( no time to watch the bazillion eps of thi show) ... and yet I'm writing about characters I'm a tad unfamiliar with. I love the fanfics from Naruto, and I was inspired to write about this two. COS I LOVE THEM. :) !

DISCLAIMER: to jazz music, and um... naruto yeah.


Ah the bliss of jazz bars, music and the heavy stench of squealing females throwing themselves at any of the clients. The room fell into an odd hush at the new customer, with his long lean legs gaining more distance and women's attention in an instant. A sigh passed the bartender, blushing at the equally relaxed body guard that followed the feared stranger.

" Kakashi."

The body guard paused, lifting his mask to whisper into his boss's ear before proceeding to the blushing bartender. He wanted to share so much more with Iruka, though their positions were so different, their hearts were in the same place.

But that's another story.

A man barely mid-twenties strode casually past these women, onto a private velvet booth with more bustier women at his mercy. The raven-haired stranger demanded power, attention and along with his arrogant aura – he always got what he wanted.

His perfectly aligned eyebrows raised as a rosette female literally galloped towards him, pulling her arm to those non-existent breasts.

" Oh my god, its really Sasuke Uchiha!"

As swiftly as the waiter introduced himself, Sai whipped out Sasuke's black trench coat and eased the dangerous demon onto the VIP booth. Sai cringed at Sasuke's arrogant nod of his head, acknowledging but degrading.

The young yakuza boss stifled a yawn, running his hands through his silky recently barbered hair. His startlingly obsidian eyes seemed to rake through her skimpy dress, too bored to make the first move. Sakura widened her green eyes, temping him with a desperate purr . A sensual deep-toned saxophone began easing away notes, latching onto the audience and forcing them to tap their legs or sway their bodies. Soon drums followed, and thus the jazz bar had started to astound the visitors for the night.

"Sasuke," she moaned softly. Another woman latched onto the other arm, purposely allowing her loose strands of foreign blond hair to contact with his pale skin.

" S-sasuke."

By the gods, these damn women were orgasm-ing at the mere whisper of his name. How pathetic, they only served for one night before passing out from Sasuke's pleasure.

Finally Sasuke smirked, yawning loudly before leaning his head against his hand. Such a casual gesture sent the audience into a wildfire of whispers, too excited to move and too fearful to make a loud noise. This was inevitable, he was attractive and women adored him.

This readers, was his life. To repeat it simply, he always got what he wanted, when he wanted and where he wanted. Perhaps to you, it might be shocking or immoral...however to this aspiring unearthly beauty, everything belonged to him.

He shut his eyes, leaning two arms wrapped around Sakura and the other one.

They remained glued whilst sipping his cocktail slowly.

The music, the intoxication seeping deep into his veins.

That is, until he heard it.

The softest keys of piano erupting into a scale, earning all audiences attention away from Sasuke and onto the performer. There was no doubt about the talented pianist, a contradiction as he ripped past those keys in an oddly gentle manner. Sasuke felt shivers go down his spine, finally acknowledging the player of such extravagant music. He lifted an eyebrow, bothering to lean towards the blond musician. His eyes played tricks on him, as azure gems glanced back at him. For a moment, just for a moment...he left the slightest twinge in the coldest pits of his heart.

There was no doubt it, he had to have him.

Tonight.


Sasuke sat stunned at the fact that such a pure soul still existed. Naruto was a pearl amongst sharks most literally; loan sharks, drug dealers and feared yakuza bosses such as himself. Still Naruto was too immersed in his music, allowing his hands to dance across the keys smoothly. The sultry saxophone slunk its way back on stage, brashly following the piano in a lower octave. Gaara swayed his body to the pounding beats , mouth still firmly clamped on his beloved instrument. Naruto acknowledged Gaara, tilted his head and sending a staggering smile towards his accompanist. Such a contrast between friends, a fiery red-head too depressed to pretend to smile and the gorgeous blond with a 1000 Watt smile. Sasuke couldn't help but run his hands along his own Versace suit, noticing Naruto's drony costume compared to his. Obviously this was his first night, as the pianists pants and shirt were off medium quality. After this however, his pay will soar and more expensive suits will follow. Crowds began to gather in a circle around the two musicians, raising their glasses in awe as well as gratitude. Jazz music had never been so astounding, that is until they heard the partnership between the two young men.

He managed to wrangle the immensely entertaining blond's name out of Sai, despite the weirdo's mutterings Sasuke actually bothered to listen to him. He had too, somehow Sasuke felt the urge to talk to the pianist...to hold those talented hands.

Kiss them even!

But those proceedings had to wait, not until he had him cornered. With one flick of his wrist the crowd thinned out, a result caused by an action that sent his heirloom ring flashing in the low-light of the jazz bar. Many of the waiters bowed, except for Iruka who remained frozen at the yakuza's boss attention. Kakashi noticed Iruka's blank expression, pausing before sending an accusing glare at his boss.

The music had ended, and the mingling began again. Gaara had dispersed to some corner, blushing slightly as a oddly hair-styled man hugged him. With a quick note of Naruto's isolation, Sasuke moved in for the kill. As elegantly as possible, he slipped off those leech-like women and strode towards the blonde, feeling his heart quicken in response. Naruto wasn't facing him, instead turned motioning towards the frozen bar tender apparently conversing with Kakashi.

" Excuse me, " Sasuke cleared his throat.

The blond continued to motion at Iruka, ignoring the highly strung boss behind him.

The young Uchiha heir flashed a glance at his ring in response, allowing the light to engulf him completely. Perhaps the piano man hadn't heard his deep , sexy low voice. So he repeated himself, this time with more vigor. Naruto whisked his blond locks towards the surprisingly intelligent sounding man, smile freezing mid-way when he saw Sasuke. He shrugged his shoulders, wiping his slightly tanned hands against his pants. Upon closer examination, the light had illuminated the blond's skin into a more delicious dessert he had to savior.

Sasuke's last ounce of politeness on his features cracked under the pressure of his gritted teeth, reaching into his pocket for some sort of scare tactic. He smirked at the familiar feeling of a pocket knife against his skin, cold and begging to be used. Iruka leaped across the darkened area, grabbing onto the yakuza's boss hands dwelled deep into his pocket.

" Please Uchiha-sama, don't do this..." Iruka whispered. His eyes burned with tears, applying the slightest pressure to his arm. For Naruto he would sacrifice his life, protecting him from heart-less monsters like Kakashi's boss. " P-please don't..."

Sasuke raised his eyebrow, " ...and why not?"

Silence followed, as the oblivious Naruto continued to comb his unnaturally blond hair with the use of the piano's shiny exterior. Glasses clinked upon impact, as Sai twirled his body to serve some bright colored cocktails to young women at the counter. The remaining crowd grinned, cheered and felt each other music had gained rhythm , entrancing the audience into a slow yet alluring waltz .

" H-He's mute...a-and partially deaf."

Iruka bowed his head low, allowing a few strands of escaping hair to fall loose on his shoulders. Slowly, his fingers loosened on Sasuke's jacket. After several minutes he cursed himself for feeling so powerless against the tall yakuza boss , oozing sex appeal and danger.

The heated yakuza boss felt searing gaze pierce into his pocket, loosening his stone-like grip on the pocket knife. The blond pianist stared worriedly at Iruka's down trodden expression, slowly rising from the firm seat. Naruto's cerulean orbs had trapped Sasuke, entrancing him into an abyss he'd rather not come out felt his heart thunder rapidly at the handsome stranger, ogling as the god-like man tilted his head with raised eyebrows. Such attractive obsidian eyes paired with silky raven hair, sent the pianist's heart thumping and lips trembling. Somehow what this man attractive, was his arrogant persona. But then again, Naruto would probably just be another woman to him. His lips opened slowly, shutting them instantly at his foolishness.

He could not talk, that was his curse... that's what made him the outcast.


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It'd be nice to have 1000 reviews xD but i'm not asking for that much, maybe...just maybe 200 will do ...

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