AN: / Hello! This is my new story! Oh, that's all I have…

Disclaimer: I'm not Japanese, so I can't own Hetalia. Or even read it before someone translates…

I glared at the large box sitting in the living room. I couldn't believe my luck. Out of all the people, I got HIM?

Oh! You may be wondering who I am! I'm Morgan Freeley. Spelled f-r-e-e-l-E-y. No one seems to get that… But being that I'm 5'1", I really can't hurt someone for misspelling my name. So I live with it. Now, if you're wondering 'this girl must have someone she got her height from.' You're right. My mom was about my size, but she and my dad travel all the time, so I'm on my own most of the time. Yes, a 14 year old girl taking care of herself (with some help). Don't see that everyday.

Before I can start this part of the story, I probably should tell you what happened first…

{4 days ago}

"… So that's how I broke his leg!" We all stared at Emily in confusion.

"We asked if you wanted Chinese for dinner…" I sighed at my strange friends. First there's Emily; she has long, wavy red hair, green eyes, and tends to wear Lolita dresses. I never understood why though.

Next is Em. Yes, there's an Em and an Emily. Em has short, blond hair, and blue/green eyes. She's pretty mellow.

Mora, but we call her Moon. She has long auburn brown hair, dark blue eyes, glasses ad has a similar style to Em. Don't know how, but she does.

Chloe is definitely a fun person to know. She may look like an average girl, but once she's mad, your life is over. She may be short, but she can pack a punch.

Lorelei is the tallest of the group. She has long, dark hair that's usually braided, hazel eyes, and pale skin. It's a bit of a joke that she's a vampire.

Finally, there's Kitty. We don't know if that's her real name or not… She has long black hair with the tips dyed white. For some reason, we almost always see her with a cat ear headband.

We are a fairly large group of friends that basically live in my house. Actually, they do. I just… never asked them why. Yeah, it's not like I asked for them to live here with me because it's lonely. But, let's get back to the story…

Emily rubbed the back of her head. "You did? Heh, I guess Chinese is good, aru." The seven of us began to giggle. Did I mention we're all Otakus? No? Well, we are.

"I'll go call in an order then~!" Chloe hopped up and went to order us some food. As we waited for food, I decided it was a good time as any to check my email. But then the pop-up blocker decided not to work.

"DON'T CLOSE IT!" In seconds, Moon was behind me… along with the rest of my friends.

"Moon, it's just a pop-up." Lorelei tends to be pretty rational… this was not one of those times.

"Morgan! It's for Hetalia! 'CONGRATULATIONS! You are the 1,000,000th visitor to this site! Click here to receive your free Hetalia Units!' Click it!" Lorelei would probably have kept talking if Em hadn't whacked her.

"It's a scam. All that will happen is Morgan's computer will gain a virus. And that's the ONLY computer we have."

"Thank you Em. Now I'm just gonna c-AHH!" I had a good reason to scream. Kitty randomly glomped me.

"Hi~! What were you fighting about? I forgot." I sweatdropped.

"We were saying… SHIT!" On the screen, there was one horrendous message.

'Thank you. Your first Unit will arrive in 3-5 business days!'

"Kitty… I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!"

"Hey! The guy should be here any… Huh?" Chloe began to question our sanity as I chased Kitty around with a bat while she was laughing. Please, someone, kill me now.

*gasp* I opened my eyes to see Emily holding my nose. "I can't breathe!" I took a deep breathe as I regained oxygen. "Now, what is it?"

Emily smiled innocently. "You have a package to sign for."

"I. Hate. You. It's freaking Saturday. IN THE SUMMER." I glared at my friend... who loved to annoy me.

"Love you too." On that note, Emily walked back into her room, probably to sleep. Yawning, I walked towards the front door to see there was, in fact, a delivery guy and a large box. I mean, I could fit inside and still have room to move.

"Are you Morgan Freeley?" The man looked at me.

"Yeah, but not the one in the Irish pony club (1). What's in the box?" I ignored the strange look he gave me. I was too tired.

"Your Unit, Miss. Please sign." I took the clipboard thing and signed it with some sort of scribble.

"Unit… what's a-" Delivery dude entered his truck with the… Flying Mint Bunny on the side? Yeah, I'm officially crazy. Oh, and he even left the huge box outside. Wonderful.

I pulled out my oh-so-trusty blow horn and pressed the button. Quickly, all the sleeping members of the household stood in the living room, giving me their own version of a death glare.

"What the hell do you want us up for?" Moon looked ready to kill me as she said that.

"Well, we seem to have some box on the steps. Apparently, it's the unit Kitty 'persuaded' me to order."

"You're welcome!" I resisted the urge to bang my head against a wall.

"Shouldn't you *yawn* see what is exactly in the box first?" Chloe handed me the manual I seemed to have missed as the man so nicely left the giant box. I opened to the first page and my face completely fell.

"Kitty…"

"Yeah?"

"I. Am. Going. To. Kill. You."

I officially wish my life was normal. Once again I say, kill me now.

Who is in the box? I don't know! ...Ok, so i might but, I'm telling you. You can give suggestions of who should be shipped~! Actually, they would be appreciated.

(1) You know, there are TWO Morgan Freeley's. Well, at least.

I hope you enjoyed… I sound stupid right now. Just review. Or Pm. Or do whatever you do to comment on this story.