I have no words for this but, I'm sorry.

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'Hey Prussia! You home?' yelled France. Suddenly he was attacked by a small white fur ball hurling itself at his legs!

'Peppermint! No hurling yourself at people who walk through the front door!' Prussia chided, snuggling aforementioned fur ball.

'Prussia, what is that?' France asked, eyeing the small white cat suspiciously.

'Do you like her?' Prussia started to rave, 'She's my Three Kings' Day present from Liechtenstein and Switzerland! Her name is Peppermint. Do you want to ho-'

Peppermint launched herself from Prussia's arms straight into the Frenchman's face, hissing and disengaging her claws.

France chose this moment to run screaming from the German's apartment, the enraged cat chasing him down the street. From across the hall Hungary and Austria, who were more confused than shocked or surprised, came question the kitten's behavior. This also happened to be the moment Norway was passing by the building.

'Prussia! What did you do to that cat?' yelled the small man. Suddenly, Greece magically appeared.

'Nothing, She doesn't like the French.'

Three hours later, England came to Prussia's door. He was holding Peppermint. As soon as Prussia saw the Brit holding his precious kitten, he thanked the man profusely and took back the cat.

'Prussia, care to explain why this cat was chasing France?' England asked, sounding rather irritated.

'Not really.' Prussia slammed the door shut and began to play with his kitten once again.

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My 3 Kings Day for Warriorlass. Hope you enjoyed that piece of hot mess.