Organization XIII Bakes Cookies

It was another boring mourning at The World That Never Was. It was always so lifeless at the castle. Part of the reason was because it was a castle full of nobodies. They had no hearts. No emotion whatsoever. Demyx was the only member that believed that they had hearts. But of course no one ever listened to the Nocturne. Xemnas had called everyone to the Round Room for some big announcement. It was probably something about Kingdom Hearts. It was all Xemnas talked about. Kingdom Hearts this and Kingdom Hearts that. No one else really cared about Kingdom Hearts except him and Saix. Saix only cared about Kingdom Hearts because it gave him power and also the fact that he was lycan. Everyone was at the Round Room waiting for Xemnas to make his big announcement. There were a few members that didn't even want to be there (Cough Larxene cough) there were some members that looked half asleep (cough Vexen cough) and some that were very interested in what the Superior had to say (this one should be very obvious). Once everyone settled down, Xemnas started to speak.

"Glad to see everyone made it" Xemnas said with a booming voice. There were a few groans.

"I have a very important announcement to make" he said. "It's always so lifeless at this castle so I thought I should liven things up" he stated.

"How do you plan to do that Man- I mean Xemnas?" Larxene said chuckling a little.

"Well" Xemnas started ignoring Larxene's attempt at calling him Mansex. If Xemnas had heart you would not believe how much he would hate that name.

"I thought we could all get together as an organization and bake some cookies" Xemnas said.

"Um, Superior?" the Luna Diviner started to speak.

"What is it Saix?" Xemnas asked.

"Why on earth do you want us to bake cookies?" Saix asked.

"Well I thought it would give us all a chance to bond" Xemnas said.

"You want us to bond by baking cookies Xemnas?" Saix asked.

"Superior you must not be feeling ok. Why don't go lie down" Saix said.

"I'm perfectly fine Saix" Xemnas a little confused as to why Saix would say such a thing.

"I agree with moon man" Larxene said. "There must be something wrong with your brain or something" she said.

"As I said before, I'm perfectly-

"Yeah Xemnas I'd have to agree with Saix over there that there is something seriously wrong with you" Xigbar said.

"But there's nothing-

"I'd have to agree with Saix too there must be something wrong with you" Axel said with a small grin on his face.

Xemnas could not believe that everyone including his second in command Saix was turning down his idea.

"Well I think it's a great idea Xemnas!" Demyx said cheerfully.

"Well thank you IX. At least someone appreciates my idea" Xemnas said.

"But Superior, it's not like you come up with such Ludacris ideas" Saix said.

"Yeah, I'd expect an idea like that to come from Demyx not you Superior" Vexen stated.

"Hey!" the Nocturne shouted.

"It does kind of sound like something Demyx would come up with" Marluxia said flipping his magnificent pink hair.

"For once Marly could not act gay by flipping your hair" Larxene said.

"Humph, you're just jealous because my hair is prettier than yours" Marluxia stated.

"So it's normal for men to have pink hair?" Larxene asked sarcastically. At this, Xigbar and Axel started laughing their asses off.

"Will you please stop insulting XI so we can get back to the matter at hand" Xemnas said a little annoyed.

"Mansex you're such a buzz kill" Larxene said. The whole organization (Saix included) started laughing at the mention of Xemnas' anagram name.

"How many times do I have to tell you that's not my name!" Xemnas shouted. Everyone was still laughing at him and Xemnas was really starting to get pissed.

"EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP OR YOU SHALL BE DUSKED!" Xemnas yelled. Everyone got quiet at the fear of being dusked. (I know nobodies can't feel, but this is fan fiction so anything can happen)

"Now we need to go to the store and get some ingredients" Xemnas said. "Who would like to go?" he asked.

"PICK ME! PICK ME! PICK ME!" Demyx said excitedly.

"Number IX you can't be trusted to do anything right" Xemnas said.

"YES I CAN! COME ON XEMMY LET ME DO IT!" Demyx whined.

"Oh fine" Xemnas said. "But XI is going with you so you don't screw up like you always do" he said.

"Why do I have to go with him?" Marluxia asked.

"Because if you stay here you are more than likely to get into another fight with Larxene" Xemnas stated.

"Ugh fine. Come on Demyx" Marluxia said with a groan.

Marluxia opened up a dark corridor and him and Demyx stepped through it.

"What will the rest of us do while water boy and flower boy are away?" Larxene asked.

"Well the castle could use some cleaning" Xemnas said. "Why don't you and Vexen, Zexion, and Xaldin start tidying up around the castle" Xemnas said.

"Do you how BIG this castle is?" Vexen said.

"Yes I'm aware of how big the castle is number IV" Xemnas said.

"Do you know how long it will take to clean this place from top to bottom?" the Academic shouted.

"Well I suggest you four get started then" Xemnas said with a grin on his face. With that Larxene, Vexen, Zexion, and Xaldin left to start cleaning the castle.

"Well what about the rest of us?" Saix asked.

"Number XIII I want you to go out and collect more hearts" Xemnas said.

"You've got to be kidding me" Roxas said.

"What's wrong XIII?" Xemnas asked.

"Do I ever get a break from heart collection? No I don't. I'm on heart collection duty 24/7! What do I get from it? Not a goddamn thing!" Roxas complained.

"Whoa easy there little dude" Xigbar said.

"Roxas just calm down" Axel said.

"Calm down? You want me to calm down? How can I calm down when Mansex always wants me to go on heart collection! It's all I ever do! I get nothing from it!" Roxas yelled.

"Number XIII just calm down you can just do something else if you'd-

"Don't tell me to calm down!" Roxas shouted at Xemnas. "I'm sick of your bullshit Xemnas and I'm sick of this entire organization! All you care about is Kingdom Hearts! It's Kingdom Hearts this and Kingdom Hearts that! If you care about Kingdom Hearts so much why don't you fucking marry the goddamn thing!" Roxas yelled.

"What has gotten into you XIII?" Xemnas asked.

"Xemnas I think it's best if we just leave XIII alone for the time being" Saix suggested.

"Good point Saix" Xemnas said. "Number VIII take Roxas to his room" Xemnas ordered.

"Sure thing Xemnas" Axel said. Axel portaled a very pissed of Roxas to his room. "Well that was easy" he said.

"I need you to watch him to make sure he doesn't do anything stupid" Xemnas said.

"Fine with me" Axel said portaling away.

"So what do we do now?" the Freeshooter asked.

"Well you and Number V can go on heartless patrol" Xemnas said.

"Well at least Xiggy gets to do something" Xigbar said. "Come on Lex" he said already leaving. Lexeaus just left without a word.

"What do you want me to do Superior?" Saix asked.

"Well you can help me organize some files in my office" Xemnas said.

"Sounds like fun" Saix said. With that, Saix and Xemnas portaled away.

Well I've decided to make this story at least two or three chapters.

Sorry if this story seems a little bit weird. This is what happens when I think about cookies and organization XIII at the same time.

I will post chapter two soon!

SP7