Chapter 1: The Plan

Disclaimer: I don't in any way possible own Bleach, but man oh man do I wish I did.

"Ok is everyone here?" Nanao asked pushing her glasses up. She looked around and found a missing spot, now that she thought about it; it did seem quieter than usual. She sighed "Does anyone know where Matsumoto is?"

The door burst open to revile the missing member of the Shinigami Woman's Association, Rangiku. "Sorry I'm late, Hitsugaya-Taicho made me stay back saying something like 'you waste my time so I will waste yours'" She said, doing a bad imprecation of her Taicho at the end.

Nanao gave her a deadpanned look. "You were late for work again, weren't you." It wasn't a question, it was a statement. She rubbed her forehead and sighed; doesn't this woman ever learn.

"Hey, it wasn't my fault!"

"Of course not." Nanao said sarcastically.

"It takes time to look this beautiful, not like you would know" A tick mark formed above Nanao's head, but she didn't comment. Matsumoto sighed. "I wish I could make him understand how hard it is to be female."

"Mayuri-Sama has just made a gender switch potion and he has been looking for a test subject" Nemu said in an emotionless voice. Nanao seemed shocked at the idea, how could anyone consider using their Taicho as Mayuri test subject.

Matsumoto ran over to the emotionless girl and hugged her. "That's a great idea Nemu!"

"No, absolutely not! You are not going to turn going to turn Hitsugaya-Taicho into a female!" Nanao was fuming; there was no way she was going to let this happen, not ever, not in a million years.

"So you've got the tea?" Matsumoto asked, currently standing outside of the 10th division building with Nemu, Soi-Fon and Nanao. Yes that's right no matter how much she protest Nanao still got dragged along.

"Yes I've got the tea." Soi-Fon responded, holding up the cup of said liquid.

Matsumoto looked to Nemu. "Got the gender switch potion?"

Nemu did a slight nod. "Yes."

"Alright, operation 'make Hitsugaya-Taicho understand what it's like being a woman' or in other words 'M.H.T.U.W.I.L.B.A.W' commence!"

Hitsugaya sat there at his desk doing paperwork that seemed to have no end to it, when Rangiku poked her head through the gap in the door. "What do you want Matsumoto" He didn't even to look up to meet her gaze, using all his focus on finishing his paperwork so he could go home and sleep.

She slid into the office with an overly innocent smile on her face holding the cup of liquid. "Well Taicho~ I made some tea for you." That made Hitsugaya look up and stop writing, when did Matsumoto ever make him tea? That plus the creepy smile on her face instantly made him on edge.

He sighed; he didn't want to be rude though. "Alright put the cup on the desk, I'll drink it later." He adverted his eyes back to his paperwork and continued writing. When Rangiku didn't leave after putting the cup on his desk, he looked back up at her annoyed. "What?"

"Well, you see, I made it especially for you and I wanted to see if you liked it." She grinned; hopefully her Taicho would buy it.

"If I drink it would you leave me alone to do my work?" He put his pen down and crossed his arms over his chest.

"Yes" She picked up the cup and shoved it under his nose. He sighed and took the cup off her hands. He took a slow sip of the drink, making sure she didn't spike it with sake…again, once he deemed the tea was safe to drink, he drank the rest. He put the cup down, picked up his pen and started to work again.

Matsumoto slipped out of the office, she put her thumbs up to the crowd outside of the door. "He fell for it."

"I still think this is a bad idea." Nanao glanced at the door worriedly.

Matsumoto rolled her eyes and grinned. "So how long until the potion kicks in?" She asked Nemu.

"It should be a few minutes" Suddenly the door slammed open to ravel a pissed off Hitsugaya.

"If you don't mind me asking but what are you all doing outside of my office?" He crossed his arm and tapped his foot. "Well?"

Soi-Fon stood from her kneeling potion and looked the chibi Taicho in the eyes. "We were conducting an experiment on what kind of tea would be the best in sale." She quickly explained.

"Yeah, it's for the SWA fund raiser." Matsumoto let out a large grin.

He didn't look convince but he let it slide. "Alright but-" He felt a wave of dizziness hit him and had to lean against the door frame for support.

"It should be starting to work now" He barely heard what Nemu had said. He clutched his head as the room started spinning.

He glared at what he thought was Matsumoto and said his last few words before blacking out. "You are so dead, Matsumoto."

There finished, tell me what to think or any mistakes that are in the story and how I can improve it ^.^