Phineas and Ferb: The Karaoke Machine 3000 Chapter 7: Woman Like You, Take a Bow, With Me, a phineas and ferb fanfic

Sorry it's been so long. This is the final installment. I don't own With Me, Take a Bow or Woman Like You.

Oh and happy birthday to Ashley Tisdale the voice of Candace (duh!)

Jeremy cleared his throat standing up, "Okay, so how about me?"

Phineas smiled and extended his arm holding the microphone. "Sure thing, Jer." He said with a smile.

Jeremy nodded graciously and took it from his brother-in-law's hand before looking at Candace. "This is for you, sweetie."

"Sometimes I feel just like a fly in a soup bowl
Sometimes I feel like I'm on top of a heap
Sometimes I feel like I'm the king of the castle
Sometimes I feel like just a bump on a street
I got my highs and lows
Some days it's touch and go
But baby, this I know

"When you're with me
I feel like singing
It's like I'm swinging the whole planet on the end of my chain
Oh, when you kiss me
My head starts spinnin'
It's like you're sending the adrenaline
Straight to my brain
And it feels right as rain
All my worries wash away
When you're with me

"You are a lazy summer day on a porch swing
You are a night running wild on the town
My red Ferrari racing me down a back street
My pick-me-up when I'm a little bit down
No matter where I go, whatever dice I roll
Baby, this I know

"I got my highs and lows
No matter where I go
But baby, this I know

"When you're with me
When you're with me
I feel like singing
My head starts spinnin'
Feels right as rain
When you're with me."

Candace smiled once he was finished and ran up to him kidding h multiple times on his cheek. He laughed and asked, "So did you like it?"

She brought him in for a kiss on the lips and smiled. "I loved it, honey." He took her hand and started to lead her to their chair they had been sharing.

Before they reached there, Johnny had to comment. "How 'bout you come sit on my lap, babe?" He raised his eyebrows with a grimy smirk on his face.

She scoffed and rolled her eyes. "I'd rather kids a pig." She went to turn around, but she stopped and said. "It would actually be the same feeling, but at the pig has manners." She winked at the baffled teen before scooting in on Jeremy's lap.

Buford laughed, "You just got dissed by a girl!"

Vanessa rolled her eyes. "You were just begging for me back, but now all of a sudden you're hitting on Candace? Bull." She said walking to Phineas, "Phineas, I know I already sang, but he needs to hear this."

Phineas smiled. "But of course."

"Woah!" Johnny called standing up. "How 'come she gets to sing again? If she sings again, I'll sing again; it'll be anarchy!"

Ferb slowly walked over to him. "Sit down." He narrowed his eyes and crossed his arms looking down on Johnny. Johnny in return mumbled a few cusses and say down. Ferb smiled and turned to Vanessa. "Continue, Love."

She nodded before the music started.

"You look so dumb right now.
Standing outside my house.
Trying to apologize,
You're so ugly when you cry.
Please, just cut it out.

"Don't tell me you're sorry,
'Cause you're not.
Baby, when I know you're only sorry
you got caught. Ohh.

"You put on quite a show,
really had me going.
Now it's time to to go.
Curtains finally closing.
That was quite a show,
very entertaining, but it's over now.
So go and take a bow.

"Grab your clothes and get gone.
Get gone, you better hurry up
before the sprinklers come on.
Talking 'bout, 'Girl, I love you. You're the one.
This just looks like a re run.
Please what else is on?

"Don't tell me you're sorry,
'Cause you're not.
Baby, when I know you're only sorry
you got caught. Ohh.

"You put on quite a show,
really had me going.
Now it's time to to go.
Curtains finally closing.
That was quite a show,
very entertaining, but it's over now.
So go and take a bow.

"And the award for
the best liar goes to you!
For making me believe
that you could be
faithful to me.
Let's hear your speech out loud.

"You put on quite a show,
really had me going.
Now it's time to to go.
Curtains finally closing.
That was quite a show,
very entertaining, but it's over now.
So go and take a bow."

"You go girl!" Isabella cheered her on from the sideline.

Vanessa smiled giving a thumbs up. "Thanks, Is."

"I didn't come here to be, be, humiliated by a girl. Okay? This is just ridiculous." He rolled his eyes.

Vanessa shrugged her shoulders. "Then leave." The others nodded and let a chorus of agreement.

He growled. "Fine, whatever you want. I'll be back." He hoisted him himself off the ground. But before he could reach the door, Ferb grabbed the back of his collar.

"No you won't be back." He said between his clenched teeth. "Oh and Johnny," He smiled.

"Hmm?"

"If you ever talk to my sister like that again, I will ever single tooth out of that rancid mouth. Are we clear?" He brought his face closer to Johnny's.

"Let me go!" He snarled and Ferb dropped him to the ground. Johnny pulled himself up trying to save some of his dignity before stomping out the door and slamming it shut.

Once he was gone, Ferb cleared his throat an dusted his hands on his pants. "So, um, who's next?"

Candace stood up and ruffled her brother's hair. "Thanks bro."

He shrugged his shoulders, "What are brothers for?"

Phineas chuckled. "Brother are for shutting up and listening to their brother sing finally."

Ferb rolled his eyes, "Whatever you say, Phin."

Phineas cleared his throat and turned the music on. "So shut up an listen." He smiled over at his brother.

"Last night, outta the blue
Driftin' off to the evening news
She said, "Honey, what would you do
If you'd have never met me"
I just laughed, said "I don't know,
But I could take a couple guesses though"
And then tried to dig real deep,
Said, "Darling honestly...

I'd do a lot more offshore fishin'
I'd probably eat more drive-thru chicken
Take a few strokes off my golf game
If I'd have never known your name
I'd still be driving that old green 'Nova
I probably never would have heard of yoga
I'd be a better football fan
But if I was a single man
Alone and out there on the loose
Well I'd be looking for a woman like you."

I could tell that got her attention
So I said, "Oh yeah, I forgot to mention,
I wouldn't trade a single day
For 100 years the other way."
She just smiled and rolled her eyes,
Cause she's heard all of my lines
I said, "C'mon on girl, seriously
If I hadn't been so lucky, I'd be..

Shootin' pool in my bachelor pad
Playing bass in my cover band
Restocking up cold Bud Light
For poker every Tuesday night, yeah
I'd have a dirt bike in the shed
And not one throw pillow on the bed
I'd keep my cash in a coffee can
But if I was a single man
Alone and out there on the loose
Well I'd be looking for a woman like you."

She knows what a mess I'd be if I didn't have her here
But to be sure, I whispered in her ear
"You know I get sick deep-sea fishin'
And you make the best fried chicken
I got a hopeless golf game
I love the sound of your name
I might miss that old green 'Nova
But I love watchin' you do yoga
I'd take a gold band on my hand
Over being a single man
Cause honestly I don't know what I'd do
If I'd never met a woman like you."

"Phineas, that was amazing!"

Phineas blushed. "Thanks, Izzy."

Isabella smiled, hugging her boyfriend. "No problem."

Blakey cleared his throat, "I don't mean to ruin the moment, but now what? We all sang."

Buford made a fist. "Now we play a little game called, 'If anyone blabs about this I will personally beat them into next week."

Blakey shrieked covering his mouth. "My lips are sealed!"

Phineas sighed. "It's getting pretty late, so I guess it means we have to start heading home."

Ferb patted his brother's shoulder. "Don't worry, Phin. There are always other rainy days."

Phineas' espresso on brightened. "You're right, Ferb, you're absolutely right."

That's a really crappy ending, but I didn't even plan for it to go this far to be honest. It was just something to work on when I had writers block for my other stories. So the sentences are choppy and I really just wanted to get this finished. So here ya go. Please leave one last review!