Klaine, Kurt and Blaine. Whenever you see one, you see the other. Always seen cuddling in Warbler practice, not that the Warbler council would complain about their star duet partners finally reliving the mound of sexual tension. They act like an old married couple, finishing each other's sentences, 'arguing' in a way that wasn't actually arguing, just everything. It's like they are perfect. Nothing could ever touch the little bubble they have created themselves. It's like a little fairytale, Blaine being the knight in shining armour rescuing Kurt from McKinley so they could run off to the castle of Dalton.

Everyone is happy they are together, I am, I promise! They are two of my closest friends, well second to Nick. They found each other, that's great but I can only look at them eye sexing each other for so long before I puke. I'm not homophobic, I'm gay for crying out loud! I just can't stand to look at them being a couple. Me and Nick went out to dinner with them on a double-date-with-only-one-couple (It made sense at the time okay?) and it was agonizing, watching them be all lovey and then to top it off Nick got chatted up by 3 girls, could they not see that he was on a date? I mean really I know he wasn't but its common sense to think that he was but noooo they still went ahead and flirted, outright flirted! I am talking the eye flutter and everything I mean come on at least be original. It didn't bother me that he was getting chatted up per say, more the fact that he flirted back, hard. Didn't bother me at all, nope, nothing, maybe a little…. He's hot okay?

Friends are allowed to find the other hot right? Wrong. Friends are allowed to linger when hugging the other aren't they? Nope. Friends are allowed to fall completely and madly in love with the other even if he is straight based on the fact they he is cute, funny, sweet, smart, talented and hot, right? Of course not. Now you see this is my dilemma. Nick, the perfect but straight best friend. Me, completely bent dork of a best friend who is madly in love with him. It's never going to happen, he's straight with a capital 'S' and I'm me.

Replace the whole 'he's straight' part with 'he's fashionable' and I may as well of quoted Blaine. I think I will stick to observing Klaine, at least then I can pretend that it's me and Nick.