Marauders' 101 epic pranks
AN/ Sorry I haven't updated in such a long time! Blame the homework and assignments -_- Here is chapter five :)
Chapter five – Easter Eggs Prank
"So, Remus, we have to make up an Easter prank." Sirius sat down on an armchair and leaned back, hands supporting head.
"Why me?" Remus fidgeted with his blankets, making sure that they were tucked in the corners of his bed neatly.
"Because you're the brains behind our awesome pranks!" Sirius exclaimed.
"I thought you and James make up a prank, I work out the spells, and Peter attempts to help."
"Yeah, but...This time, I don't want James and Peter to know." Mischief sparkled in his eyes. Whenever you see this look in Sirius Black, you do not want to get on the wrong side of him. In fact, you wouldn't want to get on the wrong side of him at all, but this look is extremely dangerous.
"Why? Are you planning a prank against them?"
"No, we're planning a prank against them."
"Oh, no. I don't want to participate."
"Oh, so, Remus, you would rather be a victim of my pranks?"
"Without me, you wouldn't be able to figure out the spells needed for whatever prank you're thinking of." Remus replied coolly. Sirius thought for a moment.
"That's true. Okay, Remus, if you don't help me prank James and Peter, I'll hide all your textbooks!"
"What! No way."
"Yes, yes way."
"NO."
"YES."
"NO!"
"YES!"
"Oh fine..." sighed Remus
"YAYYYYYYYYY!"
-Easter-
"HAPPY EASTERRRRRRRRRR!" screamed James.
"HERE IS YOUR EASTER EGGS!" screamed Sirius, and with a swish of Remus' wand, easter eggs with wrappers in all kinds of colour filled the boys' dorm. James screamed in delight, and grabbed handfuls of easter eggs and started to attack them. Peter almost fainted with happiness. They were about to stuff themselves when -
"Wait. Before you can have those Easter eggs, you must tell everybody in Hogwarts that you're gay." said Sirius smugly.
"WHAT! I'm NOT doing that!" exclaimed James.
"Whatever, at least I have chocolate." smiled Peter.
"Actually..." James looked around the boys dorm and, seeing that there are caramel flavoured eggs, "I can do that."
For the rest of the day, James and Peter told everyone in their sight that they're gay. Luckily for them, most people are home in the Easter holidays, but some, like Lily Evans, were at school. Lily Evans and Professor McGonagall were not amused.
"I don't care that you're gay, James Potter, get the hell out of my face." spat Lily. That dimmed James' smile for a moment, but he quickly recovered.
"Okay, Lily-kins." he winked.
At the end of the day, James and Peter were exhausted.
"Can we have our Easter eggs now?" they wined.
"Yeah, sure, help yourselves." smirked Sirius. The two boys began tearing off Easter egg wrappers off, but, to their horror, there were no chocolate in them. There were only rocks.
"SIRIUS AND REMUS!" shouted James. The two pranksters ran like they've never ran before, with a very angry James behind them. Sirius and Remus hid in a broom closet all night, while James was forced by a prefect to go back to his dorm. Peter was there.
"James! Are those chocolates...expired? Because I can't eat them."