Just a short and silly thing I wrote a while back. Falls in the same universe as Cat Troubles. If I get enough of a response, I might write up a second chapter. Enjoy.

- Illusinia

Thor groaned as he awoke slowly, his arms tightening around the figure beside him. "Hello Jane." The greeting was muttered into Jane's neck, which Thor's slowly awakening brain noted with rougher and cooler than normal. Usually her skin was so soft and warm... "Jane, are you well? You feel a bit chilled."

A slight sound of confusion came from the other side of the bed, followed by Jane's voice. "Thor, what are you talking about? I'm no where near you."

Startled, Thor lifted his head to find a rather pissed looking creature in his arms. Completely ink black eyes glared at Thor and the tentacles which hung where a mouth would be wiggled slightly as one clawed hand rose towards Thor.

A very high pitched and somewhat girly scream echoed from Jane's bedroom, followed by a loud crash which shook the building. Darcy looked over her coffee at Loki who was laughing like a madman, which she still suspected he actually was.

When Thor ran passed the kitchen with an angry God of Madness (a.k.a. Cthulhu) chasing him, Darcy just shook her head and crossed H.P. Lovecraft off the list of authors Loki was allowed to read.

Yes, I am an H. P. Lovecraft fan.