Hey internet friends.

In case you can't tell I actually really suck. Hey who hasn't updated their story in like

a year?

Oh wait

I HAVENT

In case you can't see where I'm going with this, this story is up for adoption

Feel free to give it a home

It wants to be loved

PM me and I'll try to love you

*keep scrolling*

I am, however, working on a new story.

BUT it's also the typical high school fax story, so if you don't like those then you can actually suck my di-

you can just not read it.

I'll try to avoid all possible cliches, but that's hard when you live in a world of total retards.

But they'll swim so that'll be exciting

Hey I swim

Which is generally my excuse for not being on fanfiction anymore because literally,

aint nobody got time for that.

Okay word my brothas and don't forget to give my story a home or it will be sad and turn into a serial killer as it gets older because of it was neglected..