I just couldn't help myself. I think a lot of these aren't actually too funny or awkward (In my opinion, they stopped being awkward a while ago.) Gabriel seems to pop up in these ones a lot, though I think none of you will mind. On the other hand, Castiel isn't in here at all. :/ Have fun reading!

That awkward moment when you make eye contact with someone while eating a banana.

Sam was sitting in front of his laptop at the park, peeling a banana. He had just started to eat it when he felt someone staring at him. He looked around to see who it was and made eye contact with the trickster that he thought they had killed two benches over from him. Sam realized that the banana was still in his mouth and how suggestive it looked. He wasn't sure what to do; removing the banana from his mouth or taking a bite out of it was a no go, so the only thing left was to look away. But Sam didn't trust the trickster enough to look away from him so Sam was left with staring at the shorter person. The trickster finally waggled his eyebrows at Sam. Sam, non-trusting or not, blushed and looked back down at his laptop. He was just glad that Dean wasn't here.

That awkward moment when you walk through the metal detectors at the airport, and your abs of steel set them off.

Gabriel was mopping the floor at the same airport that his next victim worked at. Gabriel had noticed the guy taking advantage of his position as one of the people to pat down others for illegal objects to molest young children. Gabriel was going to strike today. He had it all setup; he had put the other workers into a deep sleep and replaced them with illusions. Now he watched as a fake child walked through the metal detectors. They went off and the guy approached the child to search her. Gabriel watched with bated breath as the guy found the problem to be in her abdomen area and after looking around, the guy lifted the little girl's shirt. Gabriel laughed as the guy backed up in shock; Gabriel had made everything but the girl's arms and face steel. The guy looked around to see if anyone else had noticed the girl's abs of steel, but everyone continued on as if they didn't see anything out of the ordinary. The guy tried to brush it off and act like nothing happened. Another child, a boy this time, set off the alarm again, and the guy soon found out the child was also made of steel. This occurred a couple of times more until the guy's shift ended. Gabriel watched from the shadows and laughed as the guy went home shaken. Gabriel wasn't sure he had learned his lesson though, and decided to strike again later.

ALTERNATE VERSION!

(I had another idea for this one and I decided to put both of them in here. )

Loki and the other gods had been playing truth or dare yesterday night, and he had gotten dared to make his abs into steel like in the phrase that humans liked to joke about, "abs of steel" and walk through a metal detector. The other gods were watching from their places around the airport as Loki waited in line for his turn. After a few minutes, Gabriel finally walked through the metal detector. The gods watched amused as the humans panicked over his steel abdomen for a few minutes before Gabriel took pity on them and erased any evidence that he had been there before leaving, the other gods following suit.

That awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk realizes he has to explain how he found it.

Gabriel sat back and laughed as he watched the scene in front of him. He was watching through his special TV that could see through time as the man who discovered milk floundered, trying to explain to the people how he had discovered it. The people started to look more and more suspicious of the man in front of them, and started to whisper among themselves. It would be years before milk was actually accepted.

That awkward moment when it's Peanut Butter Jelly Time and you're allergic to peanut butter.

Ben was at one of his friends house for his friend's birthday party. His friend's parents had their house set up in a parody of a club. There was music blasting from gigantic speakers in the living (age appropriate music of course.) A song came on that had been traveling through the school like wildfire and nearly everybody started doing the dance that was associated with the song. Ben, who was right next to the speakers, got a full blast of "It's peanut butter jelly time! Peanut butter jelly time! Peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?" before he moved away. One of his other friends came over to stand next to him. "Why aren't you going crazy like everyone else?" Ben looked over with a straight face and said, "I'm allergic to peanuts." His friend looked away and said, "Oh." They stood there in silence for a while, Ben staring at his friend and his friend looking anywhere, but at Ben. His friend spoke up, "Umm, I have to go… water my dog!" Ben's friend scampered off, Ben staring seriously at him the whole time.

That awkward moment when you drop a coin in front of a homeless person.

Gabriel was whistling happily. Why was he whistling happily? He was walking to the candy store. The real stuff instead of the stuff he conjured up tasted better. About a block away from the candy store, a homeless guy came out from a dark alleyway and grabbed his arm. "Do you have any change that you can spare?" The man's rancid breath clogged his sense of smell. "Sorry, no." Gabriel told the man apologetically, lying through his teeth. He may be doing that punish the bad people thing, but he wasn't going to start giving to charity. The man backed off and gave him a hard stare. Somehow, Gabriel thought the man knew he was lying. When Gabriel continued walking, someone bumped into him. The change in his pocket that he was going to use for candy fell out and made metallic clangs as they hit the ground. Gabriel bent down to pick them up, and as he stood up, he caught the homeless man's eyes. The man shook his head in shame and went back into the alley where he came from. When Gabriel was at the checkout buying his candy he tried not to feel guilty.

Later, as the homeless man was borrowing down behind a garbage can to sleep for the night, he felt something crunch in his pocket. He pulled the thing out and found a bag of candy and chips with an unopened soda can inside. Every night until he got his life back and found a house and job he continued to receive a bag of candy, chips and soda. And ever since, he started going to church.

That awkward moment when you're checking yourself out in the window of a car and then realize there is someone inside.

Chuck finally had a date with Becky. He had dressed in his best clothes and was on his way to her house to pick her up. He got out of his (rented) car and stopped by a car that was parked in front of her house. He started checking himself out in the reflection of the car. He did a few different poses before he realized that there were eyes staring at him from inside of the car. A whole family consisting of three young children in the back and the parents up in the front had been watching as he checked himself out. He flushed and gave a small wave before scampering off towards Becky's door, hoping that she hadn't seen from inside her house.

That awkward moment when you've been saying, "human bean," for 16 years instead of, "human being."

Sam and Dean were having another argument on the morality of hunting. Dean yelled at Sam "They aren't human beans Sam! No matter how much they look like us! Your girly heart is getting in the way of your efficiency at hunting!" Sam got a weird look on his face. "Human beings," he said. Dean stopped in the middle of a sentence, "Err… what?" "It's human beings, not human beans, Dean." Sam snorted. "I have no clue what you're talking about." "Say human being." "Human bean," Dean's mouth formed an 'O' and he flushed, "Shut up!" "But I didn't say-," "Shut up! You were going to… Bitch."

"Jerk."

That awkward moment when the chain mail murderer can't kill anyone because everyone stopped reading after "don't read this".

The various chain-mail murderers sat in a dark room waiting for the meeting to start. Finally, a little girl who was killed in a forest and was supposed to kill others who read about her, cleared her throat and stood up. "We need to change our tactics-" a clown who normally killed those who read about how he appeared at the house of a family who had left their child with a babysitter interrupted the girl, "-I'll say! Nobody continues reading after they see 'don't read this'!" For the next hour, the chain-mail murderers argued with each other and came up with new ways to get people to read about them so that they could kill people.

That awkward moment when you're typing without looking at the screen, then you look up and find out you haven't typed a thing.

Sam let out a sigh as he sat down in front of his laptop. He set a book down next to his laptop's keyboard and started typing some of the stuff on the page. After he finished, Sam looked up to his laptop and smacked his head down onto the keyboard. He hadn't typed anything and now he was going to have to start from the beginning. Gabriel, who had appeared on the bed behind Sam a few minutes ago, laughed at his misfortune.

That awkward moment when you can't read your own handwriting.

Dean was going through a journal on supernatural things that he had started making about a month ago and was shaking his head. He couldn't understand a thing! Dean's handwriting was so horrible that Dean himself could not decipher what was said. Finally, after a few more minutes of failing, Dean handed the journal over to Sam. "Try and read that for me, will you?" Dean refused to look at Sam as Sam shook his head, his mop flopping back and forth.