Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter nor it's awesomesauce characters.
Alright, then. I've decided to start a little series of short note-passing between Harry Potter characters. This first one is in the Marauder Era.
I actually did this on Word and in cool little fonts that look like handwriting so I was kinda pissed at myself for remembering that there's only one font on here. Yeah. I'm forgetful like that.
Anyways, here's the list of people so you don't get confuzzled.
Lily
James
Sirius
Remus
*Peter
Professor McGonagall
What are you doing, you git?
I am doing nothing that concerns you, dearest Lily-flower.
… Do you know how much I want to hex you right now?
I know that you're attracted to me.
Ha. I just snorted right now. In your dreams, Potter.
You are in my dreams.
Yuck. Too much information, Prongs.
Hey! Get your own piece of parchment!
Well, Wormy drooled over mine. He's still sleeping. I wonder when Minnie will notice.
Her name is Professor McGonagall, Padfoot. At least leave her a decent amount of respect.
Aw, Remus, you're such a killjoy.
As much as I love hearing you idiots ramble on, I want to know why Potter over here keeps looking out the window every time McGonagall turns her back.
Aw, I always knew you stole secret glances at me when I wasn't looking. That just proves that you love me.
…
I think you made Evans throw up in her mouth.
Now she's gagging.
Alright! I get it. Merlin.
No, but seriously, what are you lot planning? As Head Girl, I deserve to know what you're doing!
And as Head Boy, your request is vetoed.
Wow, James, where did you learn that big vocabulary word?
Shut up.
I'm hungry! Do you think we could trick Minnie into thinking class is over?
One, you're always hungry, Pads. And two, we tried that trick yesterday.
Oh? And what happened again?
We got detention.
Right.
Hey! Stop changing the subject! If you don't tell me, I'll give each and every one of you a detention!
What? You can't do that! We didn't do anything wrong!
Sure, just like you didn't jinx that fourth year Slytherin into buying you one of every candy at Honeydukes last week.
You saw that?
Man, you should have made him buy two of every kind.
Remus!
Sorry, I'm a sucker for chocolate.
Yeah, he's got a whole stash of them beneath his four-poster.
Hey! It's called a secret stash for a reason!
*What'd I miss?
Oh my Merlin, you write so small, Pettigrew. I can barely see it.
*Well, sorry for not going to writing school.
… Um, Wormy, I think school counts as "writing school".
That's what it said? I thought it said, "winnie the pooh".
Why on earth would you think it said that? Now look what you did, you hurt Wormtail's feelings. Never mind, I think he's sleeping again.
Ugh. If no one will answer me, I'll
You'll what, Evans?
I'll tell McGonagall that it was you who jinxed Severus to follow her around while proclaiming his love for her on Monday.
You wouldn't.
Oh, but she would.
Not helping, James! Although that prank was awesomely awesome, I have a feeling Minnie didn't like it as much as I did.
No, really?
I don't appreciate your sarcasm, Moony.
Okay, what are you lot planning? Tell me! Or else I'll have to resort to plan B.
What's plan B?
…
Oh, no. Is.. Is she FLIRTING WITH HIM? She's batting her eyelashes at Prongs. He's going to break!
We'll just have to keep faith in him. No! She's doing the hair flip.
Merlin, he's a goner.
Now she's feeling his shoulder.
You can see him twitch from here. I didn't know anyone could sweat so much until I saw this.
And! … He broke. He's gonna tell. It was nice knowing you, Padfoot.
Dramatic much? But, yeah, nice knowing you too, Moony.
Alright! I'm waiting for the signal from a second year we paid to let me know when Snivellus is out of Potions so I could dash out of this class and play a prank on him.
Hm. That's it?
Uhhh… Yes?
Alright, then. If it's just that.
What? Who are you and what did you do with the real Lily Evans?
I heard Severus, I mean Snape make fun of the new Griffindor muggleborn yesterday.
Oooh. Did I catch first-name basis over there, Flower?
Shut up, you foul git.
What is it, pick on handsome men day?
Yay! This makes the prank even better. It's Lily-approved!
Well, then, if you don't mind, I'm going to now actually listen to what Professor McGonagall has been saying. Just like what Remus has been doing for the past five minutes.
Moony! You traitor!
Yeah! You're kicked out of our club!
We don't have a club.
Well, I made one right now so he's officially booted out!
It's nice to know you two are paying attention in my class.
Uhh. Hi, Minnie.
Detention. Tomorrow at 7.
It's a date.
Double detention for you, Black. Now please pay attention to our lesson.
…
*What'd I miss?
Nothing much.
I hope it wasn't that OOC. (Well, I'm not sure if it can be OOC because we don't even know how they acted back in their time.) Soooo..
I'll be doing other generation note passing, like maybe The Golden Trio or Next Gen, so review and BE PREPARED. LOL, alrighty. REVIEW, REVIEW, REVIEW, PLEASE!
Next, I'm going to do Next Generation (Albus, Rose, and Scorpius.)
Tell me what you think about this. RAWR. (Means "I love you" in dinosaur speak, for those of you who didn't know.)
-teanotes