Dear Diary,

It's Draco Malfoy. First off, if anyone knew I had a dairy. They'd think I was a homo.

Second off, if they knew I am madly in love with Hermione Granger, they'd kill me...

and thirdly, if they knew what I did to her last summer...oh yes, I said it...they'd still fucking kill me.

I keep her underwear in the third drawer of my dresser. One day Goyle was snooping through my drawyers and he found them.

I nearly died of a heart attack when they pulled them out.

I told them I bought them for Pansy. Good thing he has no brains, otherwise he would have never believed me.

I don't know what I would do if Pansy found out I cheated on her and especially with Granger. Pansy nearly wants to murder the mud-blood.

When I see her with Harry and Ronald I wonder what they would think if they knew just how dirty she is and what she did to me.

Thinking about it, makes me want her.

It was just a one night stand... but it was amazing. She melted my ice cold heart. Now I'm in love with her.

What do I do?

- Yours, Draco Malfoy.