Hello… I know I should be updating my other stories, but…. Anyways, welcome to my new crossover! I love Legend of the Legendary Heroes, so I really wanted to write a fic. There will be some yaoi Shion x Ryner, so just remember that!

Well, on with story!

Chapter 1: Talking professor, Sleeping professor

The Great Hall was silent, except for the voice of Minerva McGonagall and the shouts of the Sorting hat. Harry, Hermione and Ron watched as the first years got sorted, each of them looking scared. Well, Harry was glaring at the woman covered in pink sitting at the head table, swearing at her in his mind.

As the final first year was sorted, Dumbledore stood up, his eyes doing the infamous twinkle. "Welcome, to the new students and welcome back, to the old students! This year, Hogwarts will be having two new professors. Professor Dolores Umbridge, who will be taking Defense Against the Dark Arts…" He beckoned to the pink clad woman. "… and Professor Ryner Ryute, who will be taking the new subject we will be having from now on." Hermione's back straightened as she heard the words 'new subject'.

"The subject is called Different Magics, and you will be learning about types of magic that is different from what we use" Here, his hand beckoned to the new professor… who was sleeping. The man looked quite tall, though his back was bent as he had his forehead pressed on the table, in a nap. His brown hair was long enough to be tied in a ponytail coming down his back.

Dumbledore was smiling as if he was watching the most interesting thing in the world, and then turned back to the school which was now full of whispers. The hall grew silent as he tapped a spoon against his glass. "Now, term notices-" "Hem, hem" The headmaster's words were cut off by the sound of… coughing (if you could call that coughing). Umbridge had stood up, and Harry saw Dumbledore's eyes widen in surprise just for a second, before he smiled and sat down.

"Thank you, professor. Well, it's certainly wonderful to come back to Hogwarts!" With that, the toad lady launched into the longest speech ever, and Harry had to force himself to not fall asleep. As he looked around, Ron and Neville looked about ready to go into hibernation, while Hermione was staring intently at Umbridge. As he glanced at the staff table, he realized the other new professor, Ryute, he was called, had woken up and was staring at the ceiling (cloudy today), with the most spaced out look Harry had ever seen. But he had to admit, the man was quite handsome, and he could hear some girls from all the houses giggling.

Just as the boy who lived was going to give up on staying awake, Umbridge finished her speech- the hall going into an awkward silence. Then, Dumbledore started to clap, and a few others- mostly the professors started to clap after him. "Thank you, Professor Umbridge, for that illuminating speech. Now, term notices and precautions…" "Yes, illuminating indeed" Hermione mumbled beside Harry, her face scowling. Harry was about to ask what she meant, but was stopped as Dumbledore said, "Let the feast begin!" and piles of food appeared on the tables.

"Blimey! That was the longest and most boring speech I've ever heard!" Ron complained, as he started to stuff his face with food. "Yes, but there were quite some important things in it" Hermione said, making Ron stare at her in disbelief. "Fonferfifufaufi-" "Ronald, manners!" The bushy haired girl said, and then went back to her thinking pose. "But what important things?" "Seriously, boys…" Hermione sighed at Harry's question. "The ministry is going to be taking over Hogwarts!" She exclaimed, and Harry exchanged glances with Ron, who just shrugged.

Nobody, except for Dumbledore realized Ryner Ryute had disappeared from his seat.

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