A/N: Hey there, people!

I heard of this fanfic through a friend (DragongirlM, I LOVE YOU!), and decided to flame it! The story was taken down before I joined this site, but I can still have my fun! Pwned, Gods of Fanfiction! *looks nervously around for thunderbolt to come out of sky*

P.S. If you want the text without my comments, go to Dreamreaver, My Immortal REPOST.

Disclaimer: I am not Tara Gilesbie, and frankly, I don't want to be. I'm also not J..

AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) And what is wrong with that? raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. Said friend probably failed English class. U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! Who is this Justin? Has he suffered head trauma? MCR ROX!

Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way I'm butterfly, and why does dark'ness have an apostrophe? and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) You were born with black hair? with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears Limpid means clear, how can things be clear and blue? and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). Bye. I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. Whee! Incest! -.- I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. Vampires have curly blue teeth, duh! I have pale white skin. I have dark white skin. Every parody of this story puts that sentence there. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England Scotland where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen).You'd have to be! I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) I could not. and I wear mostly black. Really? I thought goths wore pink and orange. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. I used to, but then I took an arrow to the knee-wait, wrong fandom, I meant until I read this fanfic. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. A goth clown, then. Charming. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. You die if the sun comes out? Yay! A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them. How nice.

"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was... Draco Malfoy! Uneeded ellipses instance number one!

"What's up Draco?" I asked.

"Nothing." he said shyly. Draco is not shy! OOC alert number…I'm not even going to keep track of those. Never mind.

But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away. Noes! A cliffie!

AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz! Yes, it is so good it will become the worst fanfic of all time! Whee!