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MP: One day, during the hell known as a college semester, Makenzie Rush and I were goofing off based on the fact that among friends MR is Sora, I'm Ven, and another person's Roxas. Because of this, I've taken to calling our Roxas a "face/heart thief" as a joke because one of the theories floating about to explain why Roxas can dual wield is he has Ven's heart along with a portion of Sora's. I also began to call MR "the heart warehouse" because of all the hearts/personalities that wind up as part of Sora's heart:

Ven (possibly Van)

Kairi (temporarily)

Xion

Roxas

So we joked about something like this happening and maybe doing it as a skit.

Instead I have written this fanfic. A very, very short Fanfic.

Get Back Here!

A KH Crackfic

Sora didn't know what had drawn him into his heart that night. One minute he was laying in his bed trying to fall asleep after returning home and the next he was diving to his own heart. He landed gently and saw something that made him blink.

"HiSora!ByeSora!" his Nobody said as he zipped past him.

"Ro-," Sora began whenever he heard the yell,

"GET BACK HERE YOU THIEF!" Sora looked and saw...Roxas!

'But he just-,' Sora thought before he saw differences between Roxas and "Roxas."

Difference one: this second boy was wielding a strange, backwards looking keyblade. A Keyblade he was swinging above his head in his rage as he gave chase to Roxas.

Difference two: While there was a resemblance to Roxas's casual wear, there was a difference there too. This identical stranger had pieces of green and gold armor, he thought he could see some on the boy's left shoulder, and saw some on his waist with the easiest pieces to spot being a pair of sneaker like boots. The biggest difference was the fact this boy's jacket was a lot like his on the left side (black with a hoodie pocket) and white on the right with no pocket like Roxas's. There was also a silver like Heartless emblem held on by two straps in an x shape in the center of his chest.

Finally there was difference three: Even when they fought in The World that Never Was, Sora had never seen Roxas look that murderous.

Sora observed the blondes running about his Dive to the Heart and vowed something then and there,

"I have to lay off the Dr. Pepper Cherry before bed."

MP: So there it is.

Now I shall actually go to bed instead of staying up to an ungoldy hour.

WARNING: I proofread this myself, therefore there are bound to be mistake I have missed.

Edit added: Dr. Pepper now is Dr. Pepper Cherry