Waluigi's Apartment is where the tall lanky man in purple of dastardly deeds would hang out after a long day of playing sports or partying, with it being a loud night in the enormous Mushroom City as Waluigi found himself quite the game to get himself preoccupied with... the ever so rocking Guitar Hero, with him being able to get so many songs done. At first, he was by himself, but after clearing a certain set of songs, he has been joined by various others, and let's just say... it was becoming a party. That's what would normally happen when Waluigi gets involved, but this time the party came to him!
"How long as he been playing?" Toadette asked as she was skipping into the apartment where she and the others were hanging out, with them seeing Waluigi playing Guitar Hero.
"For quite a long while, really. I don't think he'll be able to stop." Birdo said as she was joined by a couple of people on the purple colored couch... in an apartment that was almost exclusively of the colour purple.
"I think Waluigi is devoting a bit too much time to this guitar playing, if you can technically even call it that..." Dr. Hoshi said as the purple raptor checked into the pockets of his white lab coat after adjusting his light blue glasses.
"Hey doc, we all need something fun to distract us from the horrors that we call life." Peppy Ankylosaurus pointed out as the yellow dinosaur was slowly munching on ripe green lettuce he brought with him.
Petey Piranha yawned as he clapped his big green leaves while shaking his red bulbous head, resting his mutant botanic body on the purple carpet as he was right by the windows that were showing off the densly packed mushroom metropolis.
"Well it's something. I wonder if this is the only Guitar Hero he played." Dry Bowser suggested while looking through the contents of the books that Waluigi had in his library.
Gruntilda Winkybunion laughed as she was observing the clothes in Waluigi's closet. "Seeing how good he is, it wouldn't be a shock. Why, looking at him with that guitar seems like he's got a good lock!"
"Really had to stretch out for that rhyme, huh?" Arceus laughed as he was towering over everyone due to the llama like Pokemon being a god and all.
"Wah! Will all of you shut up? You're making me lose my concentration!" Waluigi shouted as he lost the round he was doing, causing him to rage as he clenched his left fist.
All the others looked at each other oddly as they watched Waluigi resume his guitar gameplay, with him playing a classic meme song... Smash Mouth's 'All Star'. And of course, the others began to sing along, which annoyed Waluigi as he did try his best to concentrate, which all seemed to be all dandy... until Toadette's stomach growling caused Waluigi to lose his place, making him pause.
"If you want to eat, get it from the fridge. If it's anything else, go right to the bathroom!" Waluigi snapped as he was getting quite annoyed.
"But... what if I don't know what it is...?" Toadette gulped as she had her hands on her grumbling gut.
Waluigi was going to throw a fit as several seconds later the room became stinky from Toadette farting, with nearly everyone calling her out as the embarrassed mushroom girl excused herself and went to the bathroom while letting out deep pitched bassy farts. Waluigi motioned for someone to open the doors leading to the balcony, which Petey did since he was right by the window anyway.
"I like her, but good lord does she need to watch what she eats," Waluigi said as he placed a clothespin on his big pink nose, turning the game back on as he decided to pick a different song.
"You know how she gets with flatulence." Dry Bowser pointed out as he flipped through a book detailing Waluigi's techniques in various sports.
"Why is it that she's so flatulent, anyway?" Pikachu asked as he was playing an old school game featuring himself on a yellow Game Boy.
"Because the author has a kink involving girls farting." Space Ghost pointed out as he was doing some push ups on the floor. "It's as strange as it seems, take it from me."
"This whole situation is rather odd when you take a step back and analyze it," R.O.B. affirmed in a robotic voice as the robot was charging himself in a nearby power outlet.
"Err, I guess it could be... but since we're used to it, it doesn't feel like it." Silver The Hedgehog responded as he was eating through several slices of pizza that he brought over from Pizza Hut.
"Say, I heard that you could get a lot of money from doing this guitar hero stuff!" Vector The Crocodile exclaimed as he popped his head from the ceiling due to partaking in a job relating to the entire apartment building, glancing down at Waluigi. "How much do you think I could score?"
"It depends on how good you are at shredding the guitar!" Waluigi replied as he went back to playing the game, going through with solid good ranks as he did a windmill pose. "Aw yeah! Waluigi, hahaha!"
The various characters gave an assortment of applause as Waluigi took a bow, with Toadette fanning the air as she emerged from the bathroom, sighing of relief.
"Phew... I don't think any of you would wanna be in there for... oh the next three days." Toadette admitted with a red blush of embarrassment on her face as she took a seat on the couch, asking as she let out a cute little poot. "Did I miss anything important?"
"Oh nothing except Waluigi showing off how good he is at the game." Dry Bowser pointed out as he was now shifting through a book detailing how Waluigi found his motor oil company.
"Yeah, and this is the newest entry in the series!" Waluigi boasted as he then ripped off his purple shirt to show off his naked handsome bod. "I've been cruising through the original game since I accidentally stumbled upon a game of it, and of course being the fabulous Waluigi, I just had to show off how awesome I was with a guitar!"
"Ooh! Backstory!" Popo and Nana said in unison as the blue and pink parka wearing Ice Climbers bounced with joy, accidentally freezing everything in the room with their icy powers as they gasped and looked at each other. "Yikes! Uh oh..."
Popo and Nana were quick to use their wooden mallets to smash Waluigi out of the ice block he was trapped in, which made him angry as he smashed his fist through the ice block containing his guitar and smashing the Ice Climbers on the head with it. He then took a deep breath as he got a stupid idea and began playing the guitar despite the game being frozen, with the power of rock prevailing as Waluigi was able to treat his game based instrument as if it were the real deal, with the rocking tunes freeing everyone that was sealed within the icy tombs, making them cheer.
"I... what just happened?" Princess Daisy asked as she had not said anything in a while due to focusing on Waluigi, letting out a wet fart after stretching her arms.
"Those stupid Eskimo kids is what happened, and I just freed you using my awesome guitar hero skills!" Waluigi shouted as he did a pose after performing the crotch chop three times.
The others began to shiver as it was cold in the apartment due to the presence of the ice everywhere. Waluigi simply let out a disappointed sigh as he began to play again, showcasing his rock and roll skills as he used his guitar playing to break the ice for all the objects frozen, with the room returning to the temperature it was before but with it being cooler for the remaining broken ice.
"Tally ho! I didn't expect Waluigi's supernatural powers to be so... uplifting!" Toadsworth exclaimed as he took off his vest and swung it around in the air as he cheered on.
"You think so, old timer?" Waluigi said with a smile as he snapped his fingers, transforming the plastic guitar into a genuine guitar as he proceeded to shred like never before, with the purple colors flashing in different lights as the apartment transformed into a giant stadium, with there being a large audience made up of generic mooks and Waluigi clones with the original Nintendo 64 look of Waluigi as they all cheered on the real Waluigi, who looked like a literal rock star as he provided the guitar playing that commanded the concert.