This is for my friends Em( AwEsOmEsAuCe616) Sammy and Mica. Me and Em wanted to make and AMV of this...
I don't own Avenue Q or Man. (Does anybody own what ever they're writing a fanfic about!)
Allen: The internet is really really great
Cross: (Appearing out of no where!)For porn
Allen (Pales at the sound of cross's voice.)I've got a fast connection so i don't have to wait
Cross: For porn
Allen (slightly confused) Huh? There's always some new site,
Cross: For porn!
Allen (getting angry) I browse all day and night Cross: For porn!
Allen: It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light (Turns to see cross)
Cross (jumps out, scaring the shit outta Allen, who falls to the ground) For porn!
Allen: MASTER!
Cross: The internet is for porn
Allen:Nooo!
Cross: The internet is for porn,
Allen: What are you doing!
Cross: Why you think the net was born? Porn porn porn
Allen: Maassteeerrr!
Cross: Hello my idiot aperentice
Allen(Standing up) You are ruining my song
Cross (sarcastically): Oh me sorry, me no mean to
Allen (not seeing the sarcasm)Well if you wouldn't mind please being quiet for a minute so I can finish?
Cross: Me no talkie
Allen: Thank you. (ignores the stench of alcohol) I'm glad we have this new technology
Cross: For porn
Allen (glares): Which gives us untold opportunity
Cross: For por—oops, sorry
Allen (Glares again): Right from you own desktop
Cross: For - (sees Allen's glare)
Allen: You can research browse and shop (turns to glare at cross again) Until you've had enough (glares again) and your ready to stop
Cross: FOR PORN!
Allen: Master!
Cross: The internet is for porn!
Allen: You're drunk! Go home!
Cross: The internet if for porn!
Allen: Nooo!
Cross: Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!
Allen (disgusted): That's gross you're a pervert
Cross: Ah, sticks and stones apprentice
Allen (Ueber disgusted) NO really, your a pervert! Normal people don't sit at home and look at porn on the internet
Cross (raises an eyebrow, which… you.. Can't see… cuz of the hat, and mask, and his hair…) Ohhhh?
Allen: What?
Cross: You have no idea. Ready normal people?
(Lavi, Kanda, and Komui)Ready- ready -ready
Cross: Let me hear it!
Cross, Lavi, Kanda, and Komui (Skipping in a circle around Allen) The internet is for porn!
Lavi: Sorry Allen
Cross Lavi Kanda Komui: The internet is for porn!
Kanda: I masturbate!
Cross: All these guys unzip their flies For porn, porn, porn!
Allen (Beyond disgusted and red faced) The internet is not for porn!
Cross Lavi Kanda Komui: PORN!, PORN, P-
Allen (shouting really loud) HOLD ON A SECOND! (Skipping circle stops)Now i know for a fact that you, Komui, look up robots on google!
Komui: That's right.
Allen: And Lavi, you buy things on e-bay!
Lavi: Sure!
Allen:And Kanda, you keep looking up new ways to try and kill Lavi and me.
Kanda (Proudly) Yes I do!
(Tyki appears)
Allen: And Tyki, you sent me that sweet online birthday card
Tyki: True!
Cross (smirking) Oh, but Allen- What you think he do . . .after? hmm?
Tyki (Raises an eyebrow smirking) Yeah…
Allen :EWWWWWWW!
Others: The internet is for porn!
Allen: Gross!
Others: The internet is for porn!
Allen: I hate porn
Others: Grab your dick and double click
Allen: I hate you all!
Others: For porn, porn, porn!(harmonizing) porn, porn, porn, porn
Allen: I'm leaving! Others: Porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn
Allen: I hate the internet!
Others: Porn, porn, porn, porn
Cross: The internet is for
Lavi and Kanda join: The internet is for
All but Allen: The internet is for PORN!
Cross: Yup. (Begins to drink another bottle of wine)
Allen(sigh) Why do I even bother?
They didn't even care that a noah was at the black order? Shrug
This took me twenty minutes. And I'm lazy. So no flames.