The 12 Things Voldemort Does NOT Want for Christmas

Okay, so I want to post one of these everyday until Christmas Eve. They probably will all be really short, and the gifts towards the end are much better than the beginning, as well as the Death Eater giving the gift.

With that said, on with the fic =D

Day One

On the first day of Christmas, my Dark Lord got from me…

"A calendar?"

Voldemort flipped through Crabbe's gift.

"M-my Lord, it's not JUST a calendar. It's a Death Eaters calendar!"

"...A Death Eater calendar..."

"Y-yeah..." Crabbe grabbed the calendar and flipped to January. "See? That's Bellatrix holding the Muggle we killed for New Years!"

"Oh, yes...I remember that one! And that's the family we killed for St. Patrick's Day. I charmed their skin green to be festive!"

The two flipped through the calendar for awhile.

Then they got to December.

"Oh...um...er...I forgot about that one..."

The picture for December was a horribly Photoshopped image of Voldemort laughing and pointing at the dead body of Harry Potter.

"You...fucking...MEANIEFACE! Now I feel BAD about how LITTLE I accomplished this year! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"

"M-My Lord! I-I had to send everything to the printer back in October! I assumed this whole 'Harry Potter' thing would be over by now..."

"AVADA KEDAVRA!"