Author's note : I know I got some going on stories that needed to be done, but damn it I can't stop the imagination flow, and once I got the idea, I can't rest until I wrote this down. Anyway, I got the idea when I was scrolling around FanFiction site, and I think the idea is good.

So people, if you like it, review and I'll write some more of the good stuffs.

-In an apartment in New York-

It was the ordinary day of the awesome Deadpool, the handsome Merc with a Mouth, currently eating pizza with cheezits topping in his bed with two babes laying on his sides. He was done with the last slice before he unzipped his pants and…

"Dude, dafuq you doing on my laptop ?" *Reading the written text* "Get the fuck back in the story before I took away your Golden Girls collection and throw you into a pit full with Squirrel Girls."

"Okay man, but you know how I break the 4th wall. Besides, a little hanky spanky action wouldn't hurt. Much."

"This story is T-rate until I decided otherwise. Now get back in." *Kick Deadpool back into story*.

And so, it was the normal day of Deadpool, eating Cheezits, watching Golden Girls when a knock came at the door.

"For the last time I didn't know where that Mormon you sent here went." Deadpool yelled when he opened the door.

"Dude you know. You just deny the god damn responsibility."

"They are annoying as fuck. No, fuck would be more comfortable than a Mormon."

"Um who are you talking to ?" A girl in black raven hair at the doorstep asked. She was wearing a black dress with a purple corset. Her hair was tied in to two ponytails on the sides of her head.

"Who are you ?" Deadpool asked.

"My name is Ruby. My master has a job for you." The girl spoke.

"Master ? So you like S&M ? How about some hanky spanky actions ?" He plainly asked much to the embarrassment of the girl.

"Deadpool." *pointed at pit filled with Squirrel Girls.*

"Oh god no it's not like that, with master I mean employer." Ruby sighed. "Though I admit I am an M to the core."

"Ahem, so anyway, what is this job ?"

"We run a school for monsters, and we need your protection for the students."

"Come inside. S.H.I.E.L.D. could be watching my movements. Hate the nuts Fury." He motioned her to come closer.

"Oh okay."

"Sit." Deadpool motioned to the old run down couch.

"Monsters huh ?" Somehow Deadpool wasn't surprised. He had seen enough of weird shits happened in his long life as merc to be surprised by something like this anymore. Technically, mutants and monsters are quite alike.

"Yes." Ruby nodded to confirm the fact.

"So what is the pay ?"

"5 million dollars each year." Deadpool nearly choked on cheese when he heard this.

"You better not be shitting me. Take me to your employer, I need to talk with him." Deadpool said in his serious business voice.

"Certainly. When do you wish to leave ?"

"Let me pack my gears first." He said as he went back to his room. Deadpool put on his normal red and black suit, his twin indestructible katana and the two Uzis around his waist. Also he put on his magical limitless pouches where he stored all his weapons, Cheese puffs, Ipod with Golden Girls collection and some spare suits.

"Man when did I get all this stuffs ?"

"This is my story, so I give you some stuffs that you need."

"Did I ever say I love you ?"

"No, I am not gay, now get away from my screen."

"All right all right." He opened the door. "I'm ready."

"Okay, we are going to Japan. I have a plane tickets ready." Ruby spoke after she turned off the phone.

"Screw that, I have a faster way." Deadpool said as he held Ruby's waist and pushed a button on his belt. The teleporter was ready as Deadpool spoke.

"Destination, Japan." And the was followed with "Wheeezze !" as the spinning effect of the teleporter.

-Japan-

The two reappeared at a bus stop looking down to a lake filled with red liquid, and on the dry wood there were crows flying around and a castle and some apartment buildings straight out from the ghettos. The only missing things were drive by, humanoid chalk line form in a puddle of blood and crackling thunder in the dark cloud to get the feelings complete.

"Dude, did you transfer me in a horror movie ?"

"Nope. This is where you must be. Now let me finish this."

"This way please." Ruby motioned and Deadpool followed. They came to a stop at the door of a massive office filled with books on all sides.

"Now this is something I would like to store all my Bea Arthur collection." Deadpool dryly commented.

"Mr. Wade Wilson, I see you have arrived." A man in a white priest robe with eerie glowing yellow eyes spoke from his desk.

"Please don't tell me you are a Mormon."

"No I am not. My name is Tenmei Mikogami." The man chuckled. "Please sit down." He said and Deadpool applied. "I believe you accepted my offer."

"What exactly do I have to do ?" Deadpool said as he munched down some chimichangas he pulled out of his pouch. Just because he can.

"I want you to protect the students of my school from harms, namely a group of half breeds who maned themselves Fairy Tail."

"Gayyyyyyyy…"

"The harms came from both from outside and inside the school. Use as much necessary force as you want, lethal method are allowed, as long as you leave one for interrogation. The payment is 5 mil a year, you can quit whenever you want. How about it ?"

"Throw in a monthly supply of Cheeze crackers, Cheese puffs and Cheezits all together and we got a deal. Half now, half after the job is done. I also want all the porn bills taken care of back in NY."

"Had been done." Mikogami snapped his finger and Ruby came out with a suitcase. "As you wish, 2,5 mil now, the rest at the end of the year." He said as he handed to case to Deadpool. "Ruby will show you where you will stay."

Ruby bowed and opened the door for Deadpool. Deadpool, for once, was being a gentleman and let Ruby went first.

"Lady first." He said.

As he walked through the school, many eyes were laid upon him. Well it's not every day you got a guy dressed in red suit armed to teeth visit your school.

"Yeah ladies take a good look at the one, only Deadpool, your lovely Merc with a Mouth. Form a line please." He yelled as he saw some of the girls giggling at him.

Soon they arrived at the dorm, as they walked up the highest floor and Ruby showed him his room. She excused himself and left when Deadpool entered the room. The room was bland, but provided enough facilities needed for him. There was a computer, a small kitchen, a built in the wall closet, a single bed in the corner and a shower.

"You have been surprisingly quite a time now K. What's up ?" Deadpool asked.

"If I talk to you who are going to write this shit ?"

"Good point. But a single bed ? Aren't you gonna let me have some lemons ?"

"When the time come, I will rent you a motel. Don't worry."

"Right, now what ?"

"I don't know. Readers, how about some reviews and aspirations ?"

"Oh I smell a to be continued."

Author's note : To be continued, if provided enough reviews. Anyway, I know I got a lot of stuffs I must do, but hey, every one love the 'pool. But I promised to update my other stuffs soon. Now give me reviews and some chimichangas.