Title: He Loves Me More
Warning: Human Legendaries

"Dad loves me more."

"What? No- no- no- that's just what you think. Truth is, he loves me."

Dinner was once again interrupted when Zekrom and Reshiram started to fight. With a very black look, Kyurem had his elbow proped up on the arm of his chair, resting his head in his hand, tapping his fingers on the other arm rest. He had to play wall between his children and was one of the few people who understood how Arceus felt; being a father two two, constantly fighting Legendaries absolutely SUCKED. Of course Kyurem loved the black and white duo, but they couldn't stop for just five minutes and actually get along.

Letting out a sigh, Kyurem sat forward and began to lift a fork of ravioli to his mouth. A fireball shot just behind his head, and when he sat up to put the fork in his mouth, missed a bolt of thunder that grazed just by his nose.

"Dad!" Zekrom exclaimed. Kyurem let out a whimper and swallowed, waving a hand to the side. Fire diverted and ht Entei from across the table, earning a confused look.

"Who's better!" Reshiram asked, slamming his hands down on the table. "I'm dead serious-"

"Genesect."

"That freak?" Zekrom asked, repulsed. From beside Reshiram came an annoyed squeak, and a boy clad in purple holding a weird, shimmering item glared at his adopted brother. "He's not even related to us!"

Kyurem snorted. "He is now," he mumbled as he went to put more food on his fork. Suddenly he stood up, palmed Zekrom in the forehead so hard she fell off her chair, and spun around to his right, knocking Reshiram into Genesect. The air around Kyurem became cold, and snowflakes began to swirl around. Reshiram began to cower under his father's terrifying, golden gaze.

"Sorry," he squeaked. Zekrom nodded, her red eyes large.

Without another word Kyurem sat down and began to eat again, not noticing the odd looks the rest of the Legendaries were giving him.

"Sit up at eat," Kyurem mumbled through a mouthful of food. Instantly the two Legendaries stood up and reached for their forks, when a spark lit up in Zekrom's eye.

"I'm bett-"

Kyurem palmed her forehead again and left her in a dent on the floor as Reshiram and Genesect laughed until they couldn't laugh no more.

Shinzu: Okay, I've never done funny before. I actually have a very, very dry sense of humor. This could be practice, I guess. If you have any ideas for what Kyurem could do to Zekrom and Reshiram, go ahead and tell me! XD

And for some stupid reason, my mind came to the conclusion that Kyurem has to adopt Genesect. I mean, if he could raise Reshiram and Zekrom without any help, he has to be able to raise a friggen robot, right? -Shot- There goes my headcannon again.