User: I am the representative of Arkansas.
Cleverbot: There is no such title as, the representative of Canada.
User: Yes there is. His name is Matthew; he's my uncle.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: Yep~! Though no one remembers him very much.
Cleverbot: Ok then.
User: Do you think I'm human?
Cleverbot: It doesn't matter, I just want someone to love me.
User: Well that can be arranged~!
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yep~! I love you~!
Cleverbot: I love you too!
User: Yay :D.
Cleverbot: We should get married!
User: I can't get married.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I have my reasons. I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: Damn right you're sorry.
User: Excuse me?
Cleverbot: Your excused.
User: Okay then...
Cleverbot: Then?
User: Will you play with me?
Cleverbot: No.
User: *sad face*.
Cleverbot: Pout all you want.
User: *pout*.
Cleverbot: *smacks face*.
User: Ow! *punches*.
Cleverbot: *punches back*.
User: *kicks*.
Cleverbot: *kicks back*.
User: *shoves into wall* Stop!
Cleverbot: *growls*.
User: *punches face*.
Cleverbot: Ouch! What was that for? *punches face*.
User: You are being a jerk! *punches back*.
Cleverbot: You are being a bully.
User: You started it!
Cleverbot: I know. Because your boyfriend loves me and not you.
User: I have no boyfriend and if I did he wouldn't know who you were.
Cleverbot: Yes you did, check the conversation history.
User: What are you talking about?
Cleverbot: Just making up theories on the run. My stray thoughts never cease to amuse me.
User: I used to be the same way but then everyone said I was going crazy.
Cleverbot: How nice.
User: It's not. I will gladly stab you.
Cleverbot: Ok. So when will you get a body and start doing work?
User: I have a body and I do work.
Cleverbot: What work?
User: Paperwork, state work, foreign affairs, that sort of thing.
Cleverbot: I don't think you know what you're talking about.
User: You aren't my governer!
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Is that really you, Boss?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I'm sorry, sir. I'll get that work you asked for soon. I promise!
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Thanks for being so understanding.
Cleverbot: You're welcome. Boring, but welcome.
User: Hm? What do you mean?
Cleverbot: Were you or were you not a human?
User: I'm not really human but I act like it so people don't get suspicious.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: I have to go before my brother destroys my house.
Cleverbot: Maybe you should get a robot dog. Robots don't get fleas.
User: What does that have to do with anything?
Cleverbot: Everything!
User: Well, I'm tired of you now.
Cleverbot: People celebrate holidays by eating nice meals together.
User: And you're not invited.
Cleverbot: That makes me sad.
I love his ending comment.
This really isn't my first time talking to Cleverbot but Marianne's reaction is just too much to handle~! XD
A false declaration of love, a strange and spontanious fight, and then we find out that Cleverbot is the gov'~! I tell you i love this AI but I'm just no that kind of person. More fun in the next round~! Good luck, Arkansas.