[THE BELOW IS AN INSIDE JOKE THAT CAN BE FOUND ON MY PAGE WITH THE SAME PEN NAME. AND, BTW, I'M SANE MENTALLY. THIS IS JUST SOME DRAMATIZATION I WROTE TO LIGHTEN UP THE MOOD IN MY PROFILES. LOL]

HEY GUYS! It's me, Gaby (not my darkangel side) haha I snuck into her account cause I couldn't help myself. I know I'm only supposed to be in fictionpress , but this Christmas parody was too good to pass up. Anyway, this probably means darkangel will catch me and post one of her stories on FP as a trade - off *sighs* o well, it was worth it! Anyway I wanted to thank Brittany Reid for giving me this idea and encouraging me to write my version of twelve days of Christmas :D

AS USUAL: HEY ARNOLD! AND "THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS" ARE IN NO WAY, SHAPE OR FORM, OWNED BY ME. I JUST WANTED TO COMBINE THEM BOTH :P ALL RIGHTS GO THEIR RESPECTIVE OWNERS BUT THIS PARTICULAR ONE-SHOT IS COMPLETELY MINE!


Helga's Twelve Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas, Arnold gave to me

A chance to save a big tree

On the second day of Christmas, Arnold gave to me

Two chocolate turtles and a chance to save a big tree

On the third day of Christmas, Arnold gave to me

Three Mr. Fudgies, two chocolate turtles, and a chance to save a big tree

On the fourth day of Christmas, Arnold gave to me

Four hatching chicks, three Mr. Fudgies, two chocolate turtles, and a chance to save a big tree

On the fifth day of Christmas, Arnold gave to me

Five golden lockets, four hatching chicks, three Mr. Fudgies, two chocolate turtles, and a chance to save a big tree

On the sixth day of Christmas, Arnold gave to me

Six yahoo sodas, five golden lockets, four hatching chicks, three Mr. Fudgies, two chocolate turtles, and a chance to save a big tree

On the seventh day of Christmas, Arnold gave to me

Seven single daises, six yahoo sodas, five golden lockets, four hatching chicks, three Mr. Fudgies, two chocolate turtles, and a chance to save a big tree

On the eight day of Christmas, Arnold gave to me

Eight schemes that failed, seven single daises, six yahoo sodas, five golden lockets, four hatching chicks, three Mr. Fudgies, two chocolate turtles, and a chance to save a big tree

On the ninth day of Christmas, Arnold gave to me

Nine sound advices, eight schemes that failed, seven single daises, six yahoo sodas, five golden lockets, four hatching chicks, three Mr. Fudgies, two chocolate turtles, and a chance to save a big tree

On the tenth day of Christmas, Arnold gave to me

Ten surprising hugs, nine sound advices, eight schemes that failed, seven single daises, six yahoo sodas, five golden lockets, four hatching chicks, three Mr. Fudgies, two chocolate turtles, and a chance to save a big tree

On the eleventh day of Christmas, Arnold gave to me

Eleven heart-to-hearts, ten surprising hugs, nine sound advices, eight schemes that failed, seven single daises, six yahoo sodas, five golden lockets, four hatching chicks, three Mr. Fudgies, two chocolate turtles, and a chance to save a big tree

On the twelfth day of Christmas, Arnold gave to me

Twelve splendid kisses, eleven heart-to-hearts, ten surprising hugs, nine sound advices, eight schemes that failed, seven single daises, six yahoo sodas, five golden lockets, four hatching chicks, three Mr. Fudgies, two chocolate turtles, and a chance to save a big tree


I hope you all liked my first ever oneshot (although technically, "Little Pink Book" 's first poem was supposed to be a one-shot and now its a series[with "Little Blue Book" and the sequels of both of those] needs around 32 more poems until completion!) Anyway, happy holidays :D

As always, read and review! If you do, I will give you all a surprise gift ;D for Christmas!