Hey,

Had this idea to help get everyone into the christmas spirit, Tell me if you think i should continue,

if i do im hoping to update at least once a week and follow it through to the new year, Btw disclaimer, sadly i own nothing :(

Hope you enjoy it!

Lybie :)

It had been 2 years now since Lissa had been crowned queen, she'd settled into the role with such eloquence and grace that many had deemed her the new Alexandra the great. It had been a difficult 2 years for all of us though; Lissa had started college so I hadn't been able to spend a whole lot of time with Dimitri even though we'd been living together. Yes that's right, LIVING TOGETHER! Christian had decided to stay at court and take up politics although it was clear he hated it and it held no interest to him, he'd said it was important for Lissa which was quite sweet really.

We were spending a typical Friday night after work, down at the pub having a drink and catching up on the weeks news.

"Shall we go get another round in" I said climbing over Dimitri and lingering on his lap a little longer than was necessary whilst pressing my lips to his. "Yeh that'd be great Roza, do you need a hand"

"It's ok me, Jill and Mia will help her, we need a little girl time" Lissa said getting up and giving fire crotch a quick peck on the lips.

...

"Wow taking rose to the bar gets you served a whole lot quicker" laughed Jill

"Only because of her outrageous flirting" said Liss giving me the look

"I wasn't that bad and Lissa stop giving me the disapproving mother look, if the wind changes direction you face might stick that way" I said whilst childishly sticking my tongue out.

"Actually rose, if you'd flirted anymore you'd of been over the top of the bar grinding him" laughed Mia.

"Nahhh I'm saving that for the next round of drinks" I winked giving them my man eater smile it worked because they we all started giggling

"Wow there in deep conversation, i wonder what they're talking about" Mia said whilst doing the annoying one eyebrow thing, "I dunno but we can find out" lissa said giving me the another look. Gotta love women's intuition. I nodded as we all bobbed down lower and sat at the table on the other side of the partition wall.

D: so how are things going with you and Mia now you're living together?

E: Good actually, we're getting on pretty well, I mean don't get me wrong it's a big change, I'm still learning all her little habits and stuff, but I love waking up next to her every morning.

"Nawwwwwwwwwwwwww" we all chorused "awwwww Mia he's so cute" whispered jill. Mia had a grin from ear to ear.

A: So has she got any habits that annoy you, I had a girlfriend once who used to have call me Aidiboo and talk to me like a baby. I think she licked windows as well.

Both we and the boys laughed at that

C: Eugh Lissa calls me Crissie all the time, I don't mind it when it's just us but it kinda takes away my man card when she says it in public

Lissa looked a bit hurt by that.

D: Well Roza calls me Comrade all the time even though she knows it annoys me

I smirked.

A: Why comrade?

D: It a really old insult that Americans used when they fought the Soviets. She used to call it me to wind me up but it stuck.

That made me smile.

E: Hahahaha! Maybe Rose did actually learn something in history after all

"I learned a lot in history, in fact I did better than Eddie" I hissed to the girls

A: Well back to the original question, Eddie?

E: Not anything major, she's a bit of a neat freak and hates it if I leave things messy oh and she takes forever in the bathroom.

A: that's girls for you

"I think they might just carry on insulting you, maybe we should just interrupt and ..." Jill was cut off by Mia " Ooohhh no, I want to know what else they think" Lissa and I both nodded in agreement.

D: tell me about it, rose spends ages in the shower and when she gets out she likes to walk round naked. When we first moved in together it was pretty hard getting to work on time because I kept getting distracted.

My Mouth hung open and my eyes narrowed, "I'm going to kill him later" I whispered

C: So that's why you were always late

They all laughed

A: OMG really, do you think she'd answer the door naked too, I could knock and find out

I heard Dimitri growl and can only imagine that Adrian was receiving death stares.

A: Jeeze... Joking, I'll just get some binoculars and watch through the windows, she'd kill me if I actually turned up at the door

I heard Dimitri Growl again but Eddie and fire crotch were laughing

C: well Lissa doesn't really walk around naked but she does have a thing about scatter cushions, there everywhere, she says it makes the place look comfy, but every time I want to go to bed or sit on the sofa I have to move a load off, there anything but comfy, and it seems like every time I walk in there's more of em!

(funny stand-up video of this on my profile)

D: Ohhhh god Rose just started doing that, she went shopping with Lissa the other day and when i got back they were all over the sofa, Eugh I've got to put a stop to that before it gets any worse

Lissa and I were mortified, Dimitri is not going to like what I have planned for him when he gets home, "Grrrrr so he thinks he can control me does he?" I hissed "Christian won't be able to sit down by the time I'm done with him, so he won't need to move my cushions"

C: Oh and don't forget the gossiping...

D: Yeh god, Lissa and rose are like too old women with their gossiping

C: Tell me about it, actually Belikov its funny you said that, I walked in on quite an interesting conversation the other day about a certain trip Rose took to Anne Summers that resulted in premature ejaculation?

"He did hear that conversation!" I hissed at Lissa, well good I hope Dimitri is beet red with embarrassment, he deserves it!

D: well I've herd a few stories about you going soft when it comes to that department, at least I can get it back up afterwards, it's not my fault she's a prick tease

Mine and Lissa's mouths hung open again.

E: okayyyyyy too much information, that's my best friend

A: Yeh I don't really want to hear about your sex life with my ex-girlfriend

E: WOW they really have got you guys whipped though, if Mia did any of that stuff I'd put my foot down

D: Ohhh you've got a lot to learn Eddie

C: Well Lissa may be the queen but when it comes to the bedroom I'm the one who wears the crown and the trousers ... or figuratively speaking not, they never stay on for long

Hahahahahaahaha

Lissa turned beat red with embarrassment, "That's it, I want payback for this" she said.

I Nodded in agreement, "me too".

"Same" said Mia.

"Well show them what 'whipped' really is" Lissa muttered.

"The best way to get at a man is either through his pocket or his pants, I vote we go celibate" added Mia.

"Way to bring the sexual frustration, but it'll be worth it." I added.

"Well if you're going to do this you need to get back at all of them, Adrian included, all or nothing." Jill said.

"Ok then Us vs. Them, Deal?" I said, glancing at each of them.

"Deal" they all agreed.

D: well I'm the one who has to have all the self control in our relationship, sometimes I wonder if Roza has any, it doesn't matter where we are she just jumps on me and ...

That was it, it was time for intervention, I was extremely angry by this point. I had gone from being funny to stepping way, way, way over the line. We all practically pounced on them.

"Ohhhhhhhh really, AND I'm a fucking prick tease, anything else you'd like to tell me... what no... And were supposed to be the ones who gossip like old women!" I growled before Dimitri could even finish his sentence, he seemed to go very quiet and pale all of a sudden, actually they all did.

"Oh you'll put your foot down will you Eddison, how about I put my foot down, on your head!" Mia hissed

"What's wrong with my throw cushions, they make everywhere look nice" Lissa said pouting

"LISSA!" me and Mia hissed at the same time " Ohhhh and as for being the king of the bedroom, we'll see how well you do when you're missing you're missing your vital organ!" she hissed, trying to make up for her first comment. Trust her to think about the cushions.

"Roza we were just joking..." I cut him off with a 'make one more sound and I'll castrate you' look

"Well if you think that was teasing, I'll show you what a real prick tease is Dimitri Belikov!"

"W..w... what do you mean?" he stuttered worriedly.

"Celibacy" Mia interjected

They all looked clue less

Grrrrr "Basically your all not getting any until we're satisfied your sorry and you've re- compensated us for your actions."

"And don't you look so smug Adrian Ivashkov, you're not getting let off, we herd your input into that little conversation, so you get the same treatment!" Lissa

" Hahahaha and how do you plan on doing that?" He was far too cocky for my liking. Time to knock him down a few pegs.

"Ohhhh you'll see how malicious girls can really be" I threatened, using my very best Abe tone. Thank you very much for teaching me that dad, it had just the right effect because Adrian went very quiet. I had some serious dirt on him and he knew it.

"You wouldn't" he said, his eyes narrowing at me.

"Ohhh I would" I said with the same threatening tone.

"Come on Rose, lighten up and stop being a drama queen, we were only joking" Dimitri wined

With that I dumped his pint on his head and grabbed my coat and left, followed shortly after by the other girls.

"Well you know how to make an exit" Mia said, high fiving me and successfully making me laugh.

"What now?" asked Lissa

"We go home, we make them grovel and we drive them crazy!" I said giving all of them a determined look. We all hugged, said goodbye and went our separate ways. I strolled off back home to await the return of my seriously DEAD boyfriend.

Now R&R

Tell me what you think and if i should continue?