I am very sorry; I should have uploaded this sooner. I did have a lot of schoolwork to do, but this is hardly an excuse, the blame rests solely on me. I've been getting very lazy, but here it is, the final chapter.

"No! No I've had just about enough of this"

"Please Mr. Rincewind"

"No! This is all very silly if you ask me, talking horses and dragons were bad enough but now I have to learn some sort of spell even though I'm not good at magic and now the dragon is coming here right now, I've had enough of this nonsense. It's not fair and very badly written if you ask me"

"Look!"

There was a small dragon shaped speck in the distance, a speck that was coming closer and closer, and getting bigger and bigger.

"Mr. Rincewind the dragon is coming!"

"I don't care; it's always up to me isn't it? Rincewind do this Rincewind do that, Rincewind could you be a chap and go off on a harrowing adventure fraught with danger for us? Nevermind breakfast you can have that when you're done, but I'm never done am I!? It's always 'off you go Rincewind have fun saving the world' without even thinking if I wanted to finish that beer, or if I wanted to sleep in a little, No! It's always me who has to go out and save the world! Well I'm sick and tired of it and I've had enough!" Rincewind said stamping his foot into the ground.

"SQUEEK?"

"Oh shut up you"

The dragon was approaching rapidly; it was truly a massive dragon, the biggest dragon Rincewind had ever seen.

"Please Mr. Rincewind you have to do something"

"No!"

"We'll all be fried to a crisp unless you do something Mr. Rincewind" one of the Pegasus guards growled.

"I will not! I've had it with this whole saving the day business thank you very much"

The dragon landed, right in front of Rincewind and the collected ponies. It's massive reptilian head scanned them curiously.

"Rincewind do something!"

"I'll do bugger all!" Rincewind growled and heaved the heavy book away from him.

The book flew and landed on a board. The following series of events could only be seen to be believed. A small crate that had been placed on the other end of the board was catapulted into the air when the heavy tome struck the opposite end of the plank. The crate shot into the air going right below the dragon's nose. It landed with a heavy thud into a nearby forge, falling onto the bellows. The sudden gush of wind from the bellows kicked up all the ashes that had been collected in the forge.

A cloud of ash issued forth from the forge nearly choking everyone present. A small bird, blinded by the ash crashed into a sign that was hanging directly above the dragon, the sign broke off and crashed directly onto the dragon's tail.

For a minute there was silence. Then the dragon yelped and suddenly flew up into the sky. It gave one frightened look at Rincewind then flew off back from whence it came.

Again there was silence, then cheering.

"You did it!"

"I didn't mean to"

"Nice shot!" Rainbow Dash patted Rincewind on the back.

"I can't escape can I? I just can't escape"

"Oh that poor dragon, did you have to hit him so hard" Fluttershy stated timidly

"You know what? Fine, Fine! I did it! I saved the bloody world again!"

"You saved us, all of Ponyville is in your debt! Let's hear it for Rincewind!"

Ponies surged forward suddenly grabbing the startled wizard and through him into the air.

"Hip hip hooray!"

"Well this is new" Rincewind thought to himself

Hip Hip Hooray!"

"You know I could get used to this, it is after all a very nice place, not very threatening, happy little ponies everywhere"

"Hip"

"Yeah I do like this place its very nice, people can appreciate me here"

"Hip"

" Finally something goes right for once"

"Hoora- *poof*"

Suddenly it was Rincewind who was being thrown into the air, but Twilight Sparkle. And back in the Unseen University a rather surprised wizard found himself back home.

"Welcome back er…"

"Rincewind sir"

"Ah yes welcome back Rincewind how was your trip?"

Without a word Rincewind pulled himself to his feet and grouchily sulked off to his room.

"Hmm poor bastard must be tired, can't blame him, being trapped in some horrible world of talking horses and gods know what else"

"It's a good thing we pulled him back Arch Chancellor"

"Fellow must've been having a horrible time there from the looks of it" said the Arch Chancellor "Must've had a horrible time indeed"

THE END.