"Things just happen. What the hell."

Didactylos

Chapter One: The Wizzard and the Pony

It was a beautiful morning in Ponyville. Twilight Sparkle had just woken up. She'd had a wonderful dream about books and was waking up with a smile on her face. Her smile only widened when she remembered why she was waking up so early. Her friends were coming over and together they would go before the town and give a lecture about the importance of books. Or at least Twilight would give the lecture, but her friends were going to come and help her pass out books to all the ponies.

As if on cue there was a knock on the front door. Without wasting any time Twilight was down the stairs and at the front door.

"Howdy Twilight, you ready?" said Applejack

"Of course, I've got all the books ready right here" said Twilight pointing to six boxes of books.

"Yeah well let's get this over with; I've got some serious stunts to do" said Rainbow Dash

"Don't worry Rainbow, we'll be done before you know it, besides isn't it going to be fun getting to pass out books?"

"Yeah books exciting" said Rainbow Dash rolling her eyes.

"Spike? Are you ready?" Twilight called

"Uhhh?"

"Spike are you still asleep"

"*snore*"

"Pardon me askin' but why the hay do we need to get together so early? No one's awake yet"

"Oh, well then I guess we could let Spike sleep for a little bit longer, why don't you all come in for while and have some hot chocolate"

"Hot Coco!" exclaimed Pinkie Pie as she bounced joyfully inside "Where!"

"It's just in the-"

A bright Pink blur speed past Twilight. Soon Pinkie Pie had picked up the entire container of chocolate powder and eaten it, coating her face in a sweet sugary brown dust. Then the pink pony grabbed a container of warm water and drank it.

"The hot chocolate was for everyone Pinkie"

"Oh sorry"

"Luckily I keep another container just above the-"

Twilight was gone.

"Twilight?" gasped Pinkie Pie "Where's the rest of the Coco!"

Then just as suddenly as Twilight disappeared, there standing exactly where Twilight had been standing was a something. It was a something because the ponies didn't know what it was. It didn't have hooves, it had hands. It had a strange little beard and wore stained red clothing. It also had a battered pointy red hat with the words "WIZZARD" written on it in sequins.

The something looked at the six surprised ponies that were staring at it.

"Who are you!" shouted Pinkie Pie breaking the silence "Where's Twilight and where's the Coco!"

The something screamed, jumped out the window, and ran down the street.

Meanwhile in the Unseen University of Ankh-Morpork, a group of rather fat old men with beards and pointy hats stood around an octagon.

"Well? Did it work?"

"He's gone isn't he?"

"Yes but how do we know it worked her could just be, you know, gone"

"We'll know if it worked when something comes back"

"What is this something anyways?"

"Well I has to be in the same general area and of the same approximate weight an-"

Suddenly there was a purple pony standing in the octagon. She had a single horn coming from her head and a star on her flank.

"Oh dear"

"Um…Hello?" the pony said hesitantly.

"Good heavens it talks!"

"Well of course I talk"

"Most interesting"

"Where am I?"

"Welcome to Ankh-Morpork!"

"Where's that? How'd I get here!"

"Er, its rather complicated"