DISCLAIMER : ALL CHARACTERS AND STUFF BELONG TO NINTENTO (I guess) I IN NO WAY ATTEMPT TO CLAIM ANY OF IT AS MY OWN

"It's finally finished!" Ruby exclaimed as he stood up. He looked down at his creation, which he pulled an all-nighter to finish. He began examining it intensely, looking for any final touches that were necessary. He couldn't suppress his smug smile that had formed once he'd finally decided that this masterpiece was truly finished.

"I must admit, this is one my best pieces so far..." he ran his hands back though his raven black hair, before picking up the dress. He carefully put it on his bed. It was a marvellous creation, even if it was a prototype. It was a luscious shade of red, and it was extremely graceful, or so he hoped. A scowl formed at his lips. He hadn't actually seen it on a model yet. It was a dress, so Ruby himself was obviously out of the question, besides, he wasn't that desperate. He sighed,

"Well, I guess, it's time to call for a favour from my favourite model. No doubt she'll take some convincing, as per usual..."

He pulled out his cell, and went though his contacts until he found Sapphire Birch. She was his closest friend and, despite the fact she hated dresses and usually refused to wear them, Ruby always made his prototypes assuming she'd be the model for them. He was about to ring her, when something hit him. Something he'd forgotten up till now. His eyes widened and his facial feature showed immense fear. He closed his cell, and threw it on his bed. There was no way he could call her! Not after...that...

He didn't dare look. If it was anywhere, it would be on his desk, behind him. He hoped it wasn't there. That what he had done, was simply a sick fantasy he came up with when he was bored one day. He slowly turned, and too his horror, the item in question was there, sprawled on his desk, like some sort of demonic creature.

"Oh, god, what am I going to do!" He panicked, while he picked up the item with two fingers, keeping at arms distance, as if it had some infectious disease or some mark that it could leave on him.

"If Saph finds out, she'll murder me! She'll burn me alive and then probably eat me!"

Of course this was an exaggeration, but he had found out many times that her fury was extremely scary, and something he would prefer to avoid.

"I can't believe I stole her bra!"

He had. He committed the act about a week ago when he was invited to dinner. He was desperate for measurements for this dress, but he was, for a first time, a little embarrassed to get them. That damn sapphire had bloody exploded in the chest area, and it was all too awkward at the time for both of them, so he couldn't just ask her. Also there was no way in hell, he was just going to go up to professor birch and say 'hey, do you know your daughters measurements, specifically chest and waist!' So Ruby was out of options, and when he thought of this, it felt like the only choice.

He calmed himself by massaging his forehead. He was going to have to think of something genius to get this damn bra back to his sapphire's room, without her realising. She never left him go into her room without some form of supervision. He was lucky that he wasn't pressed for time; after all, he was pretty sure that Sapphire wouldn't notice that the bra had gone missing for a while, she did have a tendency to overlook details, and one bra to her mustn't be very important. Even so, Ruby was definitely sure that the quicker he resolved this the better, who know where this might lead to if he doesn't get this back.

"No one else can find out, or else it'll get even more complicated. "

It was at this very moment that Green walked into his room. From here on out, it all got out of control.

Thus begins this story.

There we go. Pretty damn short isn't it?

Yeah well, it could be an intro to a long story, or it could just be left as it is. I think it stands pretty well on its own, but whatever, what did you guys think? please leave a review to let me know, and lets not have pure flaming.

Thats just me - Slyrival