Dashing through the streets,
In a one horse pony cart (Sorry Zimos),
Over the police we go,
Laughing all the way!
Bombs on the cop's tail wings,
Making the fire bright,
What fun it is to laugh and sing,
A slaying song tonight!

Oh jingle hell, jingle hell,
Jingle all the way!
Oh what fun it is to ride in horse open pony cart!
Jingle hell, jingle hell Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
in a one horse pony cart!

A day or two ago,
I thought I'd take a ride
And soon Mr. Matt Miller
was screaming by my side,
The car was huge and it stank,
My fortune chased by cops
We went to rob a bank
And we almost got shot!

Oh jingle hell, jingle hell,
Jingle all the way!
Oh what fun it is to ride
in horse open pony cart!
Jingle hell, jingle hell Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one horse pony cart, yeah

Oh jingle hell, jingle hell,
Jingle all the way!
Oh what fun it is to ride
in horse open pony cart!
Jingle hell, jingle hell Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride in
a one horse pony cart!